id like to thank the lord
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Posted:Jan 17, 2008 8:32 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 9:48 am
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for my ford
my goat, who i throw shit at when im bored
my extension cord
my army or hoard
this fruit in the gourd
scandanavian fjords
and that all night and no one snored
So my lifes in the pits
but i dare not say quits
cuz i just got through the grit and grime
just shot the tequila with no lime
with so little time
now its the real rhyme
im a felon, i did the crime
in the box like a mime
just found the glove that fits,
a young man bound to see tits
i weigh the options and bet on my cards,
Lookin out the window i bet my yard,
addiction will take you so far,
see your self alone in a bar,
you live out of your car,
then you join up in the war,
Imprisoned you sing like a bard,
words fall on deaf ears of islamic guards.
you fall from so high and come back down
to a world so cold youd rather drown,
Kind words one must keep near,
People who love you must not fear,
creep out of the darkness and back to the light,
dont fear young , and sleep tight
thats it g'night folks
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Log Cabins
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Posted:Nov 8, 2007 10:43 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2012 5:50 pm
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If i were a virgin,
would you know?
would everyone exclaim it like so
Would i look it in the eyes
would it be a huge surprise
would it be my demise
i think about if everyone knew
the thought that it is true
im so young, are you too
i wish i would have been like drew
and everyone else in my crew
Im like spider man with a tan
i rival jackie chan
i flow like your main man
ill kick you out like ban
when i come, shit hits the fan
you better grab a pan
tomorrow mornin you better be cookin for the man
I bring the heat so get the butter
the track aint skippin and i dont stutter
dont call me brother, we dont share mutters
dont call me tiger, cuz i cant use a putter
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back home
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Posted:Oct 29, 2007 3:11 pm
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2008 8:37 pm
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i have had this shit up to my knees
why is it everyone i have to please
it is just like a foul disease
ive paid my dues, but still have fees
i rock too much, been talkin too much
hey asshole, shit comes out your ass not your mouth
people are crazy, includin ms. daisy
my shit rhymes are slow,i hope you know,
but when i rock, youll be suckin on my cock
ive got friends
and they have started trends
i know people
that live under the steeple
i am jim
talked to god and him
but what about the others
do they respect their mothers
have they wrote to their brothers
or are they just wrong
singing a pointless song
i hit the bong
and realize i held it to long,
my shits all gone
i got a disease
it was caused by the freeze,
from my toes to my knees
my hair is full of grease
wont you please
help me pay my fees
i guess i will start sellin tees
to pay for these
I am full of greed, hate, and drugs
i aint black and i dont wear lugz
i came from the woods, so i aint one of them thugz
but anytime you ask, i can give you hugzz
i aint a racist, i discriminate
i guess thats why i have chosen my fate
i lure you to the line with bait
then fuck your ass like i would my mate
i aint into , but i will fuck a fool
grab your rake, cuz you will have a bloody stool
whatever i want i take, and thats my rule
whatever the stake, ilol take you to school
my shit is weak and i know that
if you have an opinion, get yourself a tat
go eat a funyion, i hope you get fat
smoke a pound and meet my cousin matt
he is funny, loud, proud and true
had a stroke when he was two
he will live a happy and full life
and if you fuck with him i will stab you with a knife
I love the things my parents say
they speak their opinion anyway
now i wouldn't be bi or gay
if my mom wouldnt have been so strong that way
i live my life day by day
and go from place to place where i stay
i am not afraid of scraps or frays
as long as i fight my best okay?
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thoughts again
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Posted:Oct 26, 2007 8:03 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 9:48 am
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i sit in this room
and think of the tomb
that will be my world after my doom
but what will i consume
will i get a prick from the loom
or wreck in a mazda goin zoom zoom
will it be a great kaboom
or will i huff my last fume
tomorrow i sit in an airport all day
maybe somebody will talk, i pray
ill be there from six to two
but what on earth will i do?
i hope there is a man with a big dick
i pray that he will not be sick
and let me slob on his that thick
or else i am lookin for a lonely chick
i will be nice, not like my normal prick
then i will give her a good long stick
i am jimbo, i can not do the limbo
but if you get me n bed, i give good head
i will show you a trick, i can suck my own dick
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ummm...
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Posted:Oct 23, 2007 9:04 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 9:48 am
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so as i sit and contemplate
i think of how today has been so great
but what is to be my fate
i sit in this very hot state
im with my brother and i must articulate
talk to you, but you dont ever rate
the rhymes that i give you that you must hate
I flew in on a plane
that day it did so badly rain
the clouds poured and filled the drain
it wasnt a set back or a pain
just an inconvience like a stain
i think of the dead layne
rackin my brain
its an emotional strain
but what doesnt destroy us is personal gain
wishin i was cruisin on main
cuz not seeing my friends is my bane
I want to connect this place
fill this world with vibrant grace
i must do it at an extreme pace
fill the world with frilly lace
if you dont like it get your own place
fill this world and dont judge by a face
take away pain by sprayin me with mace
i just wish the world wasnt in such a bad case
the stairs go to the attic
the carpet up their gives me static
it makes me feel erratic
fills my brain with a sense of panic
feeling pain makes me know im real
sellin drugs just makes money off the deal
smokin dope makes me want to steal
after that i have no emotion and dont feel
i want to get away
because i know if i stay
the drugs will turn my life gray
then i will pay
the price of life is far too great
to spend on drugs and stay up late
i want to get on a freight
and stop when i no longer hate what god did create
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Just bsin
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Posted:Oct 14, 2007 4:53 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2008 7:22 am
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I am lookin for a woman or a man
goin to florida so i can get a tan
Watchin the game but im not a fan
lookin for wireless or lan
Rick is always lookin for straights to ban
Im not much of a chef but i still have a pan
Racking my mind on why gore ever ran
For Barracks funding should have held a can
Lookin for someone with true inner beauty
not someone shrewd like rudi
Doesnt have to have the best booty
just a girl whos a little cutie
got on my silk underwear
fit me like the bowl fits the pear
they wont ever tear,that i can swear
now i will go shave my legs w/ nair
because they have to much hair
i think its unfair
im too young to be a bear
it makes people stare
but do i really care?
If you make my dick hard
i will sing like Bard
Slim Jim, dim, grim, giver of oral stim
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Pt dos
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Posted:Oct 13, 2007 4:53 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2008 7:20 am
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I sit in a haze
thinkin of all the days
when i was a youth
life was full of truth
then i learned of lies
and people i did dispise
i grew up in a flash
and now im white trash!!!! wooo redneck 4 life!
I am an intellectual
but not very sexual
People are predators
just like paper editors
People are too critical
things taken to literal
all the f***in senators
act like traitors
only worried about oil
i hope it doesnt spoil
parade around the world
it makes me come unfurled
but here comes the point
why cant i smoke a joint
what have they done
that they get to run
im gw's
my brothers got a gun
because they got the money
thats just fuckin funny
My name is jim
im somewhat slim
at times i am dim
and my outlook can be grim
ill give you a rim
or some oral stim lol
thats enough for one night, hope you enjoy, ty
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Thinkin
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Posted:Oct 13, 2007 3:35 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 9:48 am
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I sit on this computer each day
and continue to type away
but what do i really say
My messages are very unclear
thinkin of it makes me shed a tear
life will be just as i fear
My life is being wasted away
Talk to people, but what do they say
What does it matter if im bi or gay
I was specially made this way
Not fearing going old and gray
As long as someones beside me everyday
I think about life a lot
is that because i am just a tot
or the need to quit smokin pot
will my brain fall out and rot
or first will my lungs be shot?
Life is very short,
Just like going to court
you get in and sit down
only to be given a frown
then you get up and say
yes i am the triple J
Judge high and mighty in his gown
passes judgement all around
but he will get his too
just like me and you
Edjim allen poe out lol
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I left my book at home...
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Posted:Sep 30, 2007 7:57 pm
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2008 8:48 pm
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So... I read way too much, they say it broadens your vocab and your horizons. Lately i have been thinking a lot about moving away. It feels like i need to find a new home for a while, so i can truly realize how good i have it here. My travels will also help me broaden my horizons and find my true passion in life, because going from one dead end job to the next is not gonna be my thing for the rest of my life. Law books fascinate me, and frankly i would like to see how real attorneys, judges, and court officials handle themselves in bigger cities. Then i think about all my skills, I was planning on going to engineering school, but what if i was meant to be a speaker. I dropped out of college, because i felt like i was not doing what i was meant to do. My grades were slipping and i partied constantly. Being a fit , i have sports dreams; i have always dreamed of playing pro soccer. The final reason for my leave would be to get away and find some sort of place to rehabilitate myself to a level of normality that everyone else lives in. Is there a place in America filled with soccer playing intellectuals who are drug free?
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This town aint big enough for me
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Posted:Sep 28, 2007 5:07 pm
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2008 8:42 pm
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So today is homecoming for the Neosho High School, this means that today there is a parade, tailgate party, football game, and too many people checking in my hotel from El Dorado. The parade is alright, excluding the fact that they block the city off in the middle of town, for the band to play, organizations get to march, and they display our queens. Thousands of Neosho residences raid the streets, are bussed in from our 5 separate schools, unwatched by their parents as they expect school teachers and officials to run their 's lives. The football game is always a joke, in the past three years they have scheduled homecoming against an opponent we can never beat; Seneca, Webb City, Nevada, and Joplin. At least this year they scheduled the game against an opponent we should beat, a town, el dorado springs. The people checking in to my hotel are all crazy people who have no , and therefore should not be traveling to Neosho, but there enthusiasm gets me thinking, should i have some form of spirit or pride in which i say go wildcats? In my 10 years at high school, i had no form of pride in this city, school, or any sport that the school had too offer. The few active members of our teams don't get coached well enough too call themselves a team, and certainly don't bond enough to call themselves a winning team. So, if there is a form of pride to be had in a losing team, it must come from the bond of love, and that is only true between a parent and a . Since i have no is there a reason i should have a sense of pride in my city? This is part of a reason i think i should find a new job, set of hobbies, and go to a new city to find what i believe would be pride, belonging, and may turn me into a better person.
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Curiosity kills Cats.
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Posted:Sep 27, 2007 7:18 pm
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2008 8:45 pm
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I read a whole lot, my mind fitness i say, but is it that daily stimulus for the brain that gives me so much more too offer than most of my friends? I am very intelligent, i have been told many times, but is it really a value to be intelligent as opposed to attractive? It must not be, intelligence is my greatest gift, i learn more everyday, knowing full well i am not fulfilling my potential, how can one know where there potential ends. Would that be considered death, or just where you stop? This is my gift, but also my curse. Too many questions run thru my mind, and there is no way to answer them all. Is it the mind or the body that everyone wants, because obviously you cant really get both.
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Work....
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Posted:Sep 27, 2007 2:32 pm
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2013 8:12 pm
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Hey all, Im jimmi, one of the fine citizens of the midwest, I am a receptionist in the hospitality industry, meaning i sit on my ass doing nothing but secretarial work, life drags on so i try to subdue guests to stay and talk with me in the lobby in an effort to not just sit and watch t.v. My bosses, i have 3 of them, one proclaiming to be the most intelligent of them all sits above me, the front desk "manager" lmao. Sitting on her high she is my elder, so i must listen too her, but when she gets mad at me, its for not doing the jobs she is supposed to do, putting up the things she has left in havoc. The "residential" manager is just as lazy, dont get me wrong an overall nice lady, but a lazy woman. She is lazy because she is an ignorant drone spawned from this confounded part of america, and her lack of movement everyday isnt helping her, she tells me she doesnt cook any more, due to sonic being on the way home now. But the best of all three is the "Regional Manager" she is that not quite over the hill but gettin damn close lady who gets botox and smokes like a train and doesnt drink diet cause she wants to errode the lining of her esophagus and have stomach ulcers. She runs nine of these hotels, and not any of the others does she have as much trouble with lol. You must now learn the reason for that, my job is sooo boring that i read 2 books per week, while maintaining check-ins, reservations, getting the customers takin care of, keeping the lobby clean, and talking on this site for 6-8 hours nightly. I watch a lot of tv at my job, and sit on a computer for eight hours a night, its not a bad job, i might consider keeping it, or not, if anyone wants to talk about the great job they have and what makes it so amazing.... post me back.
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