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Posted:Jul 13, 2015 4:49 pm
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THIS MADE ME LAUGH...LETS SEE WHAT EVERYONE HAS TO SAY....
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Why you should be with someone/MEN with Tattoos
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Posted:Feb 15, 2015 7:13 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2016 8:15 pm
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Tattoos are blatant statements of someone’s soul and state of mind. While our mothers would shake their heads at any tattoos, we just can’t get enough of them.
There’s something dark, mysterious and sexy about person who dabbles in body art. It’s expressive; it had to be painful and it shows no fear.
There isn’t anything wrong with choosing to get tattoos; it just takes a certain kind of person to indulge — one who’s romantic, artistic and a little impulsive.
Nothing can quite pull attention like the appearance of a well-pronounced tattoo, and nothing is quite as sexy —
Forget what you were told, the person with tattoos makes an awesome, passionate friend. They want to take a bite out of life and you’d do well to take one out .
Here are 24 completely logical reasons why you should date a guy with tattoos:
1. He has that bad boy look — even if he’s reformed.
He looks like the guy your parents would have forbidden you to date in high school, but a man blotched in body art, weathered and worn in his 20s is one drunk with experience.
Tattoos aren’t the marks of the vagabond; they’re the marks of the expressive. And it’s very sexy.
2. He treats his life and body like canvases.
He wants to leave his mark, to make the world more vivacious. Just like the art he’s expressed over his skin, he wants to paint a picture in the world, one where he’s made a difference. He doesn’t dabble in the vacuous.
3. He’s committed.
Nothing says “commitment” like having a picture stamped to your body for life. When he makes a decision, he stands by it. He knows there’s no turning back, no backing down at the last minute and letting someone down.
He’s true to his word.
4. He’s mysterious.
There’s an enticing mystery in the story of his ink — something vibrant and maybe a little damaging covering his beautiful skin in a patchwork of pictures.
He’s always a question to be answered and will never cease to keep your attention with that dark shadow of a riddle.
5. He doesn’t have a boring or conventional job.
You can’t really work in finance with a full sleeve covering your hands. Someone who’s inclined toward the ordinary wouldn’t be the type to express himself through body ink.
A man who explores the world of tattoos is one geared toward a more artistic means of employment.
6. He can be impulsive.
While this can often be seen as a bad and immature thing, it actually isn’t. He simply isn’t afraid to make mistakes. He likes to take things as they come and when he has an idea, he just rolls with it.
7. He’s artistic.
If he expresses himself with tattoos, he definitely has an artistic side. Many a sleeved-up guy is also an artist of some kind.
And he might also play the guitar… which, let’s face it, is a complete panty-dropper no matter how old you are.
8. He’s romantic.
There’s a certain air of romance surrounding a man with tattoos. Not the conventional Jane Austen romance, but something darker. It’s an impassioned, severe romance — one dripping in sensuality that’s impossible to resist.
9. He looks amazing in a short-sleeved button up.
There’s nothing sexier than a man with two sleeves in a short-sleeved button up shirt.
It’s something about the dressed-up quality of the clothes with the unconventional, bad-boy body art that will have a lady panting in a matter of seconds. Add a man bun and/or beard to the mix… and phew.
10. He can take pain.
He’s manly and fearless. A little pain is never going to scare him. His typified masculinity is an extremely sexy quality.
A guy who can handle a needle being dragged across his skin for hours at a time in the name of art is a man worth dating.
11. He finds meaning in things.
He’s an old soul. Even in the most straightforward, uninvolved situations, he can extract meaning. He sees life as half-full and doused in poetry. He may not be entirely easygoing, but his infatuation with life is an exquisite thing.
12. He’s not scared of being imperfect.
Imperfection isn’t a flaw to him. He finds imperfection even more enthralling than anything impeccable. He sees true beauty in things with rough edges, a few cracks and missing pieces. Perfect is just boring and simple.
13. He’s honest about his past.
He has nothing to hide and wouldn’t want to. He might have done things in his past he isn’t proud of, but he’d never cower in shame.
He’s the kind of man who owns up to his mistakes and faces them head on. His past is just another part of the story that’s helped to shape him into the man he is today.
14. He’s sensitive.
The man with tattoos isn’t prone to the callous and he isn’t one to build walls. He’s aware of his feelings, even if he doesn’t wallow in them. He is inclined to human emotion — it’s a display of masculinity he’s comfortable with.
15. He knows what he wants.
Even if it’s in the abstract, he has a vision for his life and for his future. As much as this kind of man loves to live in the moment and experience everything with all of his senses, he still has dreams and aspirations he wants to work to achieve.
16. He’s not afraid of a little color in his life.
He’s colored himself up with his multiple tattoos and isn’t shy about it. He’s interested in complicated.
He doesn’t shy away from the fiery and emotional because he can handle those kinds of feelings — those kinds of layers — in his world. They’re part of life and he strives to ensure his world is brimming with variety.
17. He’s no stranger to controversy.
A man with tattoos is not the type to fall through the cracks or go unnoticed. He’s aware of the generation before him who think his tattoos are ridiculous and he’s aware they think he’s some degenerate. He embraces their judgment and doesn’t give a f*ck what anyone thinks.
He knows how to handle himself.
18. He wears his heart on his sleeve.
Both literally and figuratively. His vision is in his tattoos and his heart is reflected in them as well.
19. He’s been through sh*t.
A tattooed man is a complicated man, one who has seen a lot in this world and has taken a bite out of life. He’s the kind of guy who has grown from the occurrences he’s faced and gleaned many a lesson.
He isn’t damaged goods; he has a stronger shell.
20. He opens up to strangers.
He isn’t afraid to talk to be people and to make new friends from whom he can learn. He’s open about his life and easily finds comfort in any conversation.
He always has a lot to say and will flourish in social situations. He’s just easy to get along with.
21. He sees beauty in the obscure.
One of his most desirable qualities is his ability to find the beauty in the most abstract of places.
He sees things in such a fascinating, idiosyncratic way that you find yourself longing to get inside his mind and pull out his methods of comprehension.
There will never be a time when he can think in shades of beige. There is an undeniable intensity in every nook and cranny of his brain.
22. He has a history and a story worth listening to.
Someone keen on body art is rarely a boring person with a mundane past. This man has a colorful history. He can tell great stories with charisma that can take a girl’s breath away. He’s truly dynamic and multilayered.
23. He doesn’t fly by social norms.
He isn’t constrained by the need to make things black and white. He doesn’t worry about The Man and he doesn’t answer to anyone.
He’s sure enough in himself — confident enough in his own talents and abilities to know real success isn’t measured by the amount of real estate you own or the size of your portfolio, but how richly you’ve lived life.
24. He’s amazing in the sack.
I said this about a man with a beard and it’s no less true about guys with tattoos. This man is an intense lover, a dynamo in the bedroom. He lives for every moment and is extremely present in the throes of passion.
SHARETWEET
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Freedom
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Posted:Nov 5, 2014 1:17 pm
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2015 11:04 pm
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Freedom
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Know before
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Posted:Jun 12, 2014 10:11 pm
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2014 11:09 pm
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you say something wrong
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Early Morning Hours
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Posted:Mar 22, 2008 6:27 am
Last Updated:Feb 13, 2015 7:11 pm
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i need a man in my bed now, i want to feel his hands rubbing my soft skin as i lay there
with my eyes closed,in the early morning hours, i can feel his strong hands rubbing over my breast and across my stomach as I roll over , he rubs my back and then slides his hands down into my panties to squeeze my nice round plumb asss... feeels so good i roll back over so he can suck my tits as his hands slides into my panties to feel my hot wet
untouched shaved pussy.. as I start to moan and breath heavy and sucks a bit
harder and squeeezes my pussy harder, then begins to slide off my panties to
expose my pussy, I want it so bad, feels so good, I feel his finger spreading my
sweet pussy lips open, all the while not stopping ..sucking and bitting my nipples..
I grow hunrgier for him to insert his fingers into me...oh my god, it feels so good..
I feel his finger slide into my wet pussy.. i mumble oh baby that feels so good
slide it in and out of my pussy , suck my nippples harder...
I want to cum on your fingers so i can suck my juices off your fingers...
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7 Kinds of sex
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Posted:Jul 25, 2007 6:32 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2013 8:57 pm
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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex
happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you
will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in
the hallway, you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called Religious Sex, which means you
get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you
cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you
in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called
Social Security Sex. You get a little each month but not enough to live
on.
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In Memory of Nelly
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Posted:Feb 11, 2014 9:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2016 8:19 pm
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In Memory of Nelly
Nelly came to me after my brother passed away, on Feb 10/2014 Nelly crossed over the Rainbow bridge. She is now at peace and will be reunited with Booger Bear. She was my protector, friend, and just a sweet princess, she learned a lot being with me I hope my brother was proud of her as I am. I love you Nelly and I will miss you dearly my sweet girl.
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The Ultimate Quote of the day
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Posted:Jun 12, 2010 5:00 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2010 9:20 pm
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"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her
sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you
a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give
her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges
what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive
a ton of shit."
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8 Things Men Do to Blow A Romance
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Posted:Aug 24, 2006 2:39 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2013 8:55 pm
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8 Things Men Do to Blow A Romance
1. He kisses like a frog!
2. He is actually a pig!
3. He drinks like a fish!
4. He babbles too much!
5. He keeps you hanging!
6. He’s selfish in bed!
7. He thinks safety in numbers!
8. He can’t figure out the “two C’s!” commitment/communication issues.....lol
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The Soldier and the Nun
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Posted:Mar 31, 2010 6:00 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2015 5:23 am
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'llexplain later.'
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq .'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'
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What I Want In A Man!
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Posted:Mar 10, 2010 8:46 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2013 8:58 pm
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What I Want In A Man!
Original List:
1 Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8.. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10.Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9.. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a
10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl.. Now
I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis
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