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Blogs > shedevil3006 > You're making me laugh

7 Kinds of sex  

shedevil3006 58F
45 posts
7/25/2007 6:32 pm

Last Read:
12/21/2013 8:57 pm
7 Kinds of sex

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex
happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you
will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in
the hallway, you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called Religious Sex, which means you
get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you
cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you
in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called
Social Security Sex. You get a little each month but not enough to live
on.

rm_Terbolaser 38M

7/25/2007 6:54 pm

 lol social security sex funny but so true


alwaysfunintexas 44M
Ask me for a photo

7/27/2007 9:13 pm

 Sad....but all too true!


hotnveryhorny07 37M
Ask me for a photo

8/1/2007 12:44 am

 that was cute.


Veiledpaperdoll 63F

8/25/2007 11:03 am

 Thanks for the smile this put on my face! I have never heard of smurf sex before...this was cute! Thanks for sharing it here with us. ~ Robin ~


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