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Wanna be the test pilot?????  

rm_sambuca_sam 54M
702 posts
5/7/2007 1:26 am

Last Read:
5/11/2007 2:35 pm

Wanna be the test pilot?????

I got into a conversation a little while ago (with a woman i might add) about the use of sex toys....

The "Rabbit" was the main item discussed and she pointed out that altho it was highly pleasurable and would recommend it to anyone seeking an orgasm on a gargantuan scale ,there was a flaw in its design.....

She explained that because of her fuller figure and relatively short arms,holding it in the normal fashion was providing a slight problem. The only way she could manage to use it whilst led on her back was to grab the "Rabbit" bit which of course is slightly defeating the object with regards to clitoral stimulation right??

By inserting the vibrator and lieing on it face down,normal service was resumed so to speak and screams of joy were in abundance. Good on ya girl, there are solutions to everything!

This got me thinking...

What sort of research and development goes into products of this type? We got Rabbits,cones,vibrating love eggs,anal beads,strap ons (Wacky/Dizzy PLEASE stop laughing)...the list goes on!

Who "tests" these things i ask myself? You cant exactly shove a vibrating anal probe up a hamsters ass and look into its eyes to gauge whether you got a best seller in the making eh?

SURELY these items are tested prior to general sale but by who i ask myself???

Would YOU play the guinea pig........or hamster!


SAM

Song of the moment:

Montel Jordan..."This is how we do it"


This is one of my favourite "booty shakers"...


GB_Cple 73M/62F  
3118 posts
5/7/2007 2:31 am

pmsl

GBC


rm_sambuca_sam replies on 5/8/2007 4:34 am:

pussycat494 61F

5/7/2007 4:30 am

pmsl


DollyDivaDaydrea 47F
160 posts
5/7/2007 5:54 am

Thats too funny !giggles! smoooch xA


rm_sambuca_sam replies on 5/8/2007 4:37 am:
Glad you liked

michaela200 59F

5/7/2007 10:12 am

pmsl at that,well im partial to the vibrators,and actually got a rabbit but dont think much off it to be honest but then thats probs me i wouldnt mind a clit pleaser ill never bother with a bloke then lolol



song of the moment Sweet Vibrations the beach boys (i think its by lol)


a girl that loves her pussy being eaten


rm_sambuca_sam replies on 5/8/2007 4:41 am:
Surely blokes got some uses!

rm_Lins2000 54F
1491 posts
5/7/2007 1:16 pm

Oh, now you got me thinking! I seem to remember a programme I watched a couple of years back, about who designs sex toys, they were interviewing various manufacturers, as you do in a tv documentary...lol..anyways, they did a big part of the show on these two fellas who design and make glass toys. And what they do, is make the prototype and then have a party on a yacht, where they invite scantily clad young ladies who then test them. Least thats what it said on the telly! Seems like they nearly all had a willing array of testers.

Wonder what the job description reads like.......

Hugs Lins xx

[post 2033726]I dare..do you??!!


rm_sambuca_sam replies on 5/8/2007 4:42 am:
Wonder if they'll organise a weekend on my local reservoir?

rm_WackyEPP 60F
8468 posts
5/8/2007 10:06 am

LMFAO!!!

I do say on my profile that my IDEAL job would be a 'Sex Toy Tester' I've ALWAYS wanted to do that!

But I'm sure if you want to test ANY of the toys, Dizzy and I would be very happy to assist.

BTW! I don't rate the 'Rabbit' at all, sorry.


Wacky Jacky


rm_sambuca_sam replies on 5/8/2007 11:00 am:
I can imagine you laughing at this post!

I have no doubt you two would have no greater pleasure in violating my asshole with that "thing" :

I'm not a lover of the "Rabbit" either...... *sniggers*

rm_WackyEPP 60F
8468 posts
5/8/2007 10:08 am

Just one other thing....

INTERESTING PIC!!!!


Wacky Jacky


rm_sambuca_sam replies on 5/8/2007 11:00 am:
Similar to yours?

rm_dizzyandfun 55F
752 posts
5/10/2007 4:49 am

Now Sammy...me and Wacky know just WHICH toy you want to test...
We re ready when you are

Diz xx xx


rm_sambuca_sam replies on 5/11/2007 9:43 am:
I'm not sure if i'll EVER be ready for it....i'll just have to bite on something and go with it!

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