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OVER THE RAINBOW
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Posted:Feb 9, 2013 11:56 pm
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2014 10:46 am
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Over the Rainbow was the signature song of Judy Garland, who played Dorothy in the 1939 The Wizard of Oz classic film.
A rainbow party is an oral sex party where women wear different colours of lipstick and men have to collect all the shades on their cock by the end of the party!
About ten years ago, teenage rainbow parties became the source of much concern in America. In Meg Meeker’s 2002 book, Epidemic: How Sex Is Killing Our , the paediatrician detailed a story of a teenage rainbow party where “several girls ... were given different shades of lipstick and told to perform oral sex on different boys to give them ‘rainbows’."
Teenage rainbow parties were also featured in The Oprah Winfrey Show in 2003, and her O Magazine ran an article charting the increasing popularity of rainbow parties. In 2005, the book Rainbow Party was published, written by Paul Ruditis for the teenage book market.
The director of San Francisco University’s Center for Research on Gender and Sexuality, Deborah Tolman observed: "This 'phenomenon' has all the classic hallmarks of a moral panic. One day we have never heard of rainbow parties and then suddenly they are everywhere, feeding on adults' fears that morally-bankrupt sexuality among teens is rampant, despite any actual evidence, as well as evidence to the contrary."
Teenage rainbow parties are almost certainly an urban myth, reflecting periodic adult concern about the alleged sexual promiscuity of .
Have you heard of teenage rainbow parties?
Have you been to an adult rainbow party?
If not, would you accept an invite to a rainbow party?
Have you ever had sex outdoors under a rainbow?
Have you ever chased a rainbow? If so, did you find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
I always remember the colours of a rainbow using the mnemonic boy’s name, ROY GBIV.
How do you remember a rainbow’s colours?
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NAPOLEON'S PENIS
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Posted:Feb 8, 2013 12:33 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2022 8:32 am
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Above is a cast of Napoleon’s penis. Napoleon Bonaparte was the French emperor from 1804 to 1815; he almost unified Europe even though he only stood 5’ 2’’ high. For some reason, Napoleon’s penis has fixated many men (not women).
In 1821 on his death on the island of St Helena in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, his exiled home, a doctor removed his innards, including his penis, and preserved them in jars of ethyl alcohol. It is claimed his pickled penis fell into the hands of Napoleon’s chaplain. In 1916, the chaplain’s family auctioned off Napoleon’s penis to an unknown British man, who then sold his penis to an American man, Dr A S W Rosenbach, for £400.
While homed in Philadelphia, Napoleon’s penis was described as a “maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace”. In 1969, Rosenbach auctioned off Napoleon’s pickled, but shrinking, penis, which was bought by, Dr John Lattimer, at the time America’s leading urologist, for £1,800. Lattimer kept Napoleon’s penis in a suitcase under his bed in Englewood, New Jersey, where it stayed until he died in 2007. His , who now owns the penis, has shown it to only one person, author Tony Perrottet. Describing the penis as “certainly small, shrunken to the size of a baby’s finger”, Perrottet wrote the book, Napoleon’s Privates: 2,500 Years of History Unzipped, published in 2008.
Perhaps, Napoleon’s penis should be donated to the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which houses the world's largest collection of penises comprising 280 penises of 93 species of animals. In July 2011, the museum obtained its first human penis, which is now a "greyish-brown, shrivelled mass" pickled in a jar of formaldehyde. The museum is searching for "a younger and a bigger and better one." Or, perhaps, Napoleon’s penis should be donated to a Russian museum in St Petersburg, home allegedly to Rasputin’s pickled penis.
Would you purchase someone’s dead body part? If so, whose body and what part?
Would you be happy that your body parts are auctioned off after your death? If so, what reserve price would set for your body parts?
What would you do with an inherited famous man's penis?
Is the plural of penis, penises or penii?
William Shatner's kidney stone was sold in 2006 for £15,600. Justin Bieber's hair was sold for charity for £25,000.
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SMOKING SEX
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Posted:Feb 7, 2013 10:59 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2013 10:53 am
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She smokes, I smoke!
We all know that smoking increases the chances of an earlier death, but 100 per cent of all non-smokers die!
Have you had sex while smoking or your partner was smoking?
Are you a smoker?
If not, would you date, kiss or even have sex with a smoker?
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HALF NAKED WEDNESDAY
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Posted:Feb 6, 2013 6:33 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2015 9:26 am
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There is a tradition in Couples Dating's blogland for bloggers to post half naked pictures of themselves.
One blogger, flirtatiousone4u, has suggested a flash mob theme for this Wednesday- see her [post 3090608] blog post.
Here is our flash contribution:
Have you ever flashed or mooned?
In blogland, there was also a tradition, known as Testicle Tuesday, to post pictures of testicles on Tuesdays, but this tradition seems to have died out.
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THE CHAIN
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Posted:Feb 6, 2013 12:03 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2013 10:52 am
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And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying you would never break the chain
And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying you would never break the chain
Chain ... keeps us together
[source: Fleetwood Mac’s The Chain]
According to Guinness World Records, the world's longest daisy chain measured 1.31 miles. This chain of daisies was made by villagers in Essex in May 1985. It took them seven hours to link up the daisy flowers.
The longest human daisy chain, according to Guinness World Records, was made in December 2004 when over 5 million in Bangladesh joined hands to form a human chain measuring 652.4 miles long.
In February 2008, over 1,200 Austrian held hands to make the ‘longest friendship bracelet in the world’ in Salzburg, which measured nearly 2.5 miles in length. The had to show proof of measles vaccinations to prevent the spread of the measles epidemic that was then spreading through the city.
The daisy chain is also a sex position where a group of people are all linked together in a circle performing sexual acts on each other. Often it involves one person performing oral sex to another person who is performing oral sex to a different person, and so on. A couple performing 69 does not count as a daisy chain!
The Roman emperor, Tiberius, regularly hosted daisy chain parties, where it is claimed over 30 people would link up sexually.
Similar to a daisy chain is the circle jerk. A circle jerk involves a group of men sitting in a circle wanking off each other. Sometimes a digestive biscuit (or equivalent) is placed in the middle of the circle for men to aim at when ejaculating. This biscuit, known as a limp biscuit, is then eaten by the last man to ejaculate. Limp Bizkit is also the name of an American rock band!
Have you ever made a daisy chain?
Have you been part of a human daisy chain?
If so, did you keep clothes on?
If not, and Fleetwood Mac’s Stevie Nicks asked you to get undressed and join the chain, would you “break the chain”?
I have only made a daisy chain when much younger and bought a copy of Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours album!
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MANIPULATION
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Posted:Feb 4, 2013 9:15 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2014 11:16 pm
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Is this the world's biggest cock or the world's smallest woman?
I still marvel how they digitally manipulate photographs. Never mind digitally manipulating a photo, I can only just take a digital photo. Photoshop for me is a camera shop!
Do you digitally manipulate photos?
Is it easy to 'photoshop' a photo?
What are the signs that a photo has been manipulated?
If someone posted a retouched photo of themselves on this site, would you be annoyed?
Before computers, photos were sometimes retouched with ink, paint, double exposure and other devious methods. Airbrushes were also used to manipulate photos in photographic darkrooms; hence the term 'airbrushing'.
Photo manipulation occurs a lot in glamour, porn, advertising and other commercial photography.
Ruling politicians also find photo manipulation useful for propaganda purposes. Inside are stories of the Nazi Joseph Goebbels, the Soviet Union leader Joseph Stalin, and the 9/11 'tourist guy', who all manipulated photos.
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A SLAP IN THE FACE
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Posted:Feb 3, 2013 11:12 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2013 10:51 am
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Have you hurt someone with you cock? Or have you been hurt by someone's cock?
Slapping someone's face is a very dramatic and communicative gesture - either you're not happy or they're not happy!
Have you ever slapped someone or have you been slapped by someone else?
If so, what for?
I have never slapped anyone, but, in a rage, I have spat at someone's face! I have been slapped one time only and I was not happy. I was with a then new girlfriend with her friends and, after my poor attempt at humour, I was slapped by her. I cannot even remember what it was about. But I can remember that it was difficult to decide how to react at the time. I decided to ignore the slap and, without causing a scene, carry on.
The rhyme, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, But names will never hurt me", is how I've been brought up, but increasingly nowadays words are sometimes interpreted as violent.
Can words be violent?
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SOME FISHNET
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Posted:Feb 2, 2013 7:46 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2014 8:37 am
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The Rocky Horror Show is the widely acclaimed 1973 camp rock musical written by Richard O’Brien. In 1975, the show was turned into the classic film, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which has the longest-running release in film history.
As part of the set, the film had a skeleton inside a clock; it was the skeleton of the woman who had commissioned the clock. Inside is a photo of the 'Skeleton in the Clock'.
Both the musical and film have a massive worldwide cult following. Both shows invariable involve the audience singing and dancing in the aisles, especially to The Time Warp song. Nearly every major character in the musical and film wears black fishnet. Most of the audience, both men and women, dress up in fishnet. Inside is a photo of the fim's Dr Frank N Furter, the proclaimed "Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania"!
Have you seen The Rocky Horror Show musical or The Rocky Horror Picture Show film?
If so, did you dress up?
I have a penchant for fishnet on other people and on my body. My favourite underwear is made of mesh; my brain almost stops functioning when someone is in fishnet!
Do you like fishnet?
Do you wear fishnet?
If not, what is your favourite underwear?
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'OLLYWOOD
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Posted:Feb 1, 2013 11:53 am
Last Updated:May 6, 2013 12:18 am
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Since the 1920s, Hollywood, a shorthand term for the American film industry, has been dominant in world film. Hollywood represents America, even though much of the film industry, including the porn industry, has moved outside the Los Angeles district of Hollywood. Hollywood, as a symbol of the American Dream, is a significant mechanism of American power abroad, as well as at home.
But Bollywood, the Indian film industry based in Mumbai (once Bombay), now produces more films than Hollywood. Bollywood films may have no sex scenes, but they have strong, traditional stories and contain wonderful dancing scenes.
Nollywood, the Nigerian film industry, also produces more films than Hollywood but not more films than Bollywood. There is also Lollywood, the Pakistani film industry, and Dollywood, the Bangladeshi film industry.
Below is a photo from the Bollywood Devdas film, based on a 1917 Bengali novella that retold many Hindu stories about human relationships.
Joseph S Nye, an eminent American academic and sometimes critic of American foreign policy, has often argued that a country wanting to influence the world will be more effective using soft power than hard power. He argued, “Seduction is always more effective than coercion”. America can relatively easily win a war but cannot easily win a peace.
Nye wrote: "A country may obtain the outcomes it wants in world politics because other countries – admiring its values, emulating its example, aspiring to its level of prosperity and openness – want to follow it. In this sense, it is also important to set the agenda and attract others in world politics, and not only to force them to change by threatening military force or economic sanctions. This soft power – getting others to want the outcomes that you want – coopts people rather than coerces them."
Does Nye’s analysis of world politics apply to relationships?
Do men use hard power more than women?
Do you use soft or hard power in relationships?
Do you like Hollywood films?
Have you seen any Bollywood films?
My local Indian restaurant often plays a Bollywood film to watch while I eat a curry. I always request Devdas!
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THE PILEDRIVER
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Posted:Jan 30, 2013 10:34 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2013 12:39 am
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Introducing the piledriver position:
The piledriver is supposed to be one of the most demanding sex positions, so much so that I cannot find a real-life photo of a couple having piledriver sex. I could only find this cartoon picture - my apologies for the long scroll-down nature of the picture for I am useless when it comes to digitally manipulating images!
We have never had piledriver sex.
Has anyone tried the piledriver sex position?
If so, did you piledrive or were you piledriven?
Have you mastered the piledriver?
If so, do you have any tips to share?
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Below is a slightly comical guide, taken from The Blog of Xniquet, for a couple wanting to try the piledriver position:
Performing The Pile Driver Sex Position
Next, I am going to show you how to do a pile driver (sexual position) which you can show off to your sex partner. The pile driver sexual position is compatible to anal and vaginal sex, which heterosexual couples or two women (with strapped on dildo) or two men can performed.
To perform this position - the women must:
•Remove panties and any clothing that may cover your vagina.
•Lay down on the floor and then lifting your legs up with the back of your feet facing the sky.
•Use your arms and hands to prop up your back and buttocks. Begin to relax your legs so they are spread open between 12 and 24 inches.
•As your partner enters you, he will likely hold on to your legs to better control thrusting.
To perform this position - the men must:
•Remove pants and underwear and get your penis erected.
•Approach your partner after she has positioned herself with her legs, buttocks facing skywards.
•Bend your erect penis so it faces down, toward her vagina.
•Gently and slowly insert your erect, bent penis into her vagina.
•Grip her upper thighs to reposition her higher or lower and to brace yourself.
•Bend your knees or bend over to adjust your position.
•Thrust with your hips.
Warning:
Do not perform this while intoxicated by alcohol or drugs.
This can be a painful position to perform if the man’s penis doesn’t bend significantly in a downward direction.
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What is your most favourite sex position?
What is your least favourite sex position?
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FISHY PUSSY
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Posted:Jan 29, 2013 10:04 am
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2013 12:28 am
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In his book on Led Zeppelin, Trampled under Foot, Barney Hoskyns claimed that several band members, plus road crew, entertained themselves ina Seattle hotel room by inserting fish into a woman's vagina.
Tattoos seem to divide opinion between people, with people either loving them or hating them. Neither of us has tattoos.
Do you like tattoos on yourself or other people?
What tattoos do you have?
Have you got any plans for tattoos (or more tattoos)?
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ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN
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Posted:Jan 28, 2013 8:04 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2013 11:52 pm
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Ouch!!!
Like many people, we enjoy sport - mainly ice hockey, cycling and football, though football nowadays is less appealing.
When in France last summer, we took in a stage of the Tour de France at Cap d'Agde. It was a carnival-like experience. A few hours before the expected finish time, we managed to find a space quite near the finishing line to wait for the predicted bunch sprint finish. All we saw was a mass of speeding helmets. Fortunately there was a big screen nearby showing the race live.
Do you like sport? If so, watching or playing?
Have you ever had a sporting accident?
And perhaps more interesting, have you ever had an accident while having sex?
Mrs spunkycumfun's previous partner died just after they had sex. If it was not so tragic, it would be comical. Every time we have sex now, I remind myself that I survived the ordeal!
Inside are two more photos of sporting accidents.
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DP OR NOT DP?
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Posted:Jan 27, 2013 12:05 pm
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2013 12:23 am
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Above is dp involving two cocks - her face is one of surprise!
Initially and naively, I thought dp meant deep penetration but I now know it means double penetration.
Double penetration, sometimes called double stuffing, can take several forms. It involves the penetration of one or two orifices (eg vagina, anus, mouth) by two penetrating 'things' (eg penis, dildo, fingers). The combinations are almost endless!
We have tried dp a couple of times - two cocks in one pussy; it was amazing!
Have you done dp?
If so, what was your combination?
If not, would you do dp?
There is, of course, triple penetration which we have not done.
Have you done tp?
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