**game show music..WILL THE REAL SICKHOOTEREDLADY....please stand up?
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Posted:Oct 21, 2005 9:20 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Remember that show...way back in the day...where they had 3 or 4 people all pretend to be someone...but only 1 of them was the "real" person? LOL...
SickHooteredLady...who is she? I've had a few small conversations with her via the Couples Dating email .... and I've made a few guess's...3 of which was wrong...and have been given a wee bit of a hint or 2 maybe..not real sure.
I had guessed 3 different very popular male bloggers...who for the sake of this post I won't name...just so it'll be that much more fun.
1 hint from our miss SHL...is that "she" isn't male....hmmm?... We have a female blogger to try and figure out.
Anyone care to help with the mystery? Any guess's? Who can she be?
Maybe SHL...herself will grace my blog--pay us a visit...and drop a hint or 2...
So do we have any super sleuth's out there in Blogland...here's a chance to show your best Kojack impersonation....and you don't have to be bald headed or even go so far as to shave your head...unless of course you feel you must then by all means... shave away....
*** Will the real SickHooteredLady...Please stand up?.....
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Beards and mustache's???
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Posted:Oct 16, 2005 5:43 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Beards and mustache's???
Hmmmm?? Well, I'll tell ya'll... I like a man who has a very neatly trimmed close to the face type of beard. As far as beard styles go...that's probably my favorite....truth be known... I love those. Not sayin any man I am attracted to has to have a beard, just if he does...that's the way I like to see it.
Now the "goatee" beard....I find (in my opinion) is a style I don't really care for....so I don't like that one much at all. Proud of myself though...lol...never asked anyone to shave it off for me...but sure hoped he might. Actually, there are a lot of men who do look good with it...just none of the one's I've known.
Handlebar mustache's...don't see many of those. Again...few men can wear that and actually look good. Doesn't appeal to me.
Combination...not sure what to call it...where it sorta looks like part of the beard on 1 side of the face--up into the side burns....and the other side the same...both sides real bushy...with a handlebar mustache....and a bare chin.
Egads..I don't think I even wanna get into that one...can't say I've ever seen anyone who really can wear it like that.
** remember folks...this is my taste and doesn't reflect the opinion of every woman on the site...just lil'ol me ** {=}
Another style that doesn't quite suit my fancy is the ZZ top...long haired beard...but I have to say...some of the men I've seen have certainly dressed it up nice and (can't say purty)...but interesting...braids, beads, different colored rubber bands. Creative. Mostly the one's I've seen like that belong to hippie types of all sorts of ages.
I was always very curious...
How in the world does a guy eat without getting all that hair caught up in it?
With the long, long hair beards... do they shampoo it? or do they just wash it up into their faces while they wash their face?
Oh..and what about "tangles"...?? Do they use conditioner? Does it hurt like hell to brush it out? I wonder if other women ever wonder about that too? I bet there are a few out there...
Would some of you kind men out there in Blogland or those who read but don't blog... bearded or not...care to enlighten me &/or maybe other women who might stumble across this post with the skinny on that MAN stuff??
Thank you in advance...all comments, good, bad or otherwise are most welcome.... and if I've offended anyone...I surely didn't intend to. {=}
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I began feeling your hands getting closer to my wet ...
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Posted:Oct 16, 2005 12:35 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Abbey Allen...**porn starlett wanna be**...has a FIGHT with her boyfriend....
As we stood there in the bedroom arguing, about something stupid, we were both all worked up.
You tried standing in front of me to talk and I pushed you onto the bed......you and I both looked at each other, first you smiled, seeing how shocked I was that I had even done that, you slowly begin to smile and I tried very hard not too, you grabbed me and pulled me on top of you.
You said "so you wanna play like that?".... and you rolled me over in one swoop, as I tried getting you off me, it was no use, you put my arms over my head and tried kissing me at this point I smiled my evil little smile and wouldn't let you.
You told me you would kiss me and you would fuck me like I have never been fucked. I replied "Hell no", you grabbed the tie laying on the ground and tied my arms up, you slowly began kissing my whole body as I squirmed to get free, I wasn't going to let you, but you were gonna have me.
I started feeling a warm familiar gush between my legs, the forcefulness that you used and the sound of your voice was turning me on I had never seen you act this way and it was an erotic change, You told me not to make a sound, I mumbled something under my breath and you put your hand over my mouth, Shut up, you said.
I began feeling your hands getting closer to my wet pussy, and then suddenly you slide a finger in then 2, then 3, it hurt.....but it was a good hurt, you told me how wet I was and how I could protest and pretend all I wanted that ....I didn't want you.... but this proves it as you slide your fingers out and stuck them in my mouth, taste this you said....... this is you wanting me.
I was surprised of the wetness on your fingers.... you told me to lick them clean, I said no, you said Abbey....do it.....and I did. I liked it
You told me to spread my legs and I fought you, you said, spread them and you forced them apart, I finally gave in as you slide your cock deep inside me with one thrust. I screamed out, it felt so good, you began fucking me like you never have, calling me dirty little words telling me that I was a little tease and I wanted you all along, I screamed out yes I do!
You turned me over in one motion and grabbed my ass and pulled it up off the bed, and stuck your cock inside me again, I tried turning to look at you, you told me turn around don't look at me.... this is only for me to see, I am the only one the gets to see my cock in you!
I tried again, you grabbed my hair and turned my head back around. You kept asking me do I want to see you cum, I said yes....please....... you said no way.......I begged you......I began cumming all over your cock screaming out ....but you covered my mouth again.... Baby I said please let me see....I want to see, hear and feel you cum....NO you said....I continued begging until finally you pulled out of me and flipped me over, you said this is what you do to me....you grabbed the back of my head and pulled me towards your cock and came all over my face.
I heard you moaning and I begged you to let me taste you, you wiped your fingers on my face and then slide them into my mouth, I tasted both of us....I loved seeing a different side of you.....I will never forget that fight we had, now that I think about it I don't even remember what it was about!
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1st Weekly review...the STER'S....
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Posted:Oct 15, 2005 1:12 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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The Ster's...weekly review.
The Sters are going to be on the cover of the next Newsweek. It's a feature article on how some primates use fecal matter as a food additive. It should prove quite interesting as it will show case many of Lucy's recipes.
Pimpster won a Publisher's Clearinghouse Prize - 14 ripe bananas and a 12 oz tube of Jiffy Lube. He was in Heaven. However, the rest of the "Ster's" were very jealous...and are plotting against him. Wimpster isn't involved in the others evil plans ..as he would rather just sit and cry. They've promised to keep me informed of what they plan on doing....as they know it needs reviewed and approved before any monkey business will be allowed.
Limpster went to a specialist at the Mayo Clinic who actually fixed his limp. He changed his name to Norman. His siblings seem to like the new nameall though they miss the limp.
Chimpster has been going to a dermatologist to get the hair removed from his face by laser. He has a new girlfriend who thinks he'll look alot younger if he weren't so hairy. In return, Chimpster asked her to remove her rectum. She has an appointment with the doctor next Wednesday to see if that is something that can be done.
I suspect she will probably be dumping Chimpster in favor of Wimpster as she has confided in me that she really doesn't want to part with her rectum and Wimpster seems to love her rectum just the way it is.
Gotta tell ya....I don't think I want to be anywhere near the "Ster's" when any of this comes about. Shit will literally fly....and no fan to assist it.
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From the words of Andy Rooney....
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Posted:Oct 15, 2005 11:05 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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This was sent to me in an email from an old friend I went to school with....she and I had gotten kicked out of Jr. High together for drinking beer in the lunch room...(out of a Pepsi can)...Anyway....I just loved the truth to this, hope you enjoy it too!!!!
Last line is great!
~~~~~~~~Women over 50 are GREAT!~~~~~~~~
This is for all you girlfriends 50 years and over.... and for those who are turning 50, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...AND for guys who are scared of women over 50!!!!...This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why.
A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?"
She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 50 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.
Few women past the age of 50 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 50 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 50 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50. They always know.
A woman over 50 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 50+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free" Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
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**An important announcement from the Slide files...**
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Posted:Oct 14, 2005 8:58 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I'm waiting for "ABBEY" to come back from her latest porn shoot...so I can get all the juicy details. Plus waiting for permission from the "Ster's" parents to let me share some of their escapades. I tell ya'll those ...why, they are funnier than a barrel of monkeys..(hint, hint to the story line)... the picture is one of "Chimpster in kindergarden with his best friend...Mike"....and also, there's Benito...I have an outside source researching..and should have material soon.
** Stay tuned... **{=}
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It's raining...
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Posted:Oct 14, 2005 6:22 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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and no man to cuddle with.....
God I love it when it rains...
the smell of rain...
the sound of rain...
Even the sound of traffic driving on the wet pavement....
the cooler temperatures when it rains....
Can't forget about the thunder and lightening...love it all.
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Cumming soon...to a blog near you....
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Posted:Oct 11, 2005 9:58 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Welcome one and all.... glad to see you.
Very soon I will be launching several different series of tales here in my blog.
So I thought I would take a moment and introduce you to the subjects you will soon be reading about.
~~~~~First off we have~~~~~
The lovely Miss Abbey Allen...a well liked, but often misundestood wanna be "porn starlett". {=}
Next...there will be the rather odd ball tales of a freind of mines .
Chimpster, Limpster, Whimpster, Pimpster, Dumpster and Lucy....better known as the "Ster's".... You'll love the adventures of these rascals...and they will warm your heart...and make you laugh.
And lastly... a lesson in history featuring the one and only.... Benito Juarez. Now Benito, was a man...who lived in the 1800's...and was at one time the president of Mexico, who often was likened to our Abe Lincoln. (True fact).
Before I get into the "Benito" series... I would like to make a brief disclaimer... and that is at no time am I making fun of the Mexican/Hispanic culture...and I do not intend to hurt or belittle anyone of that heritage at all. Anything I write about Benito...is all in good natured fun...and will be primarily centered around him.
I truly hope you will enjoy the adventures of Abbey Allen, the "Ster's"..and Benito. Stay tuned........{=} Slide...
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Arizona Mountain Man...
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Posted:Oct 11, 2005 7:03 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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One of these days I'm gonna climb all over one of those...uh..mountain men....well, actually, just one man. Wonder if we'll reach the peak...hmmmm?????
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Who is "slidein2meplz"?
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Posted:Oct 10, 2005 8:56 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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She's...
Sensual
Loving
Independant
Delightful
Erotic
Intimate
Naughty
2 times more fun
Mischievous
Eclectic
Playful
Lusty
Zealous
That's who I am....who are you?
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Dancin goin on...
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Posted:Oct 10, 2005 2:25 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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happyf; happym; happyf; happym;
happyf; happym; happyf; happym;
happyf; happym; happyf; happym;
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Kiss me....
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Posted:Oct 9, 2005 8:37 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Inspired by..... I am Yours, Take Me Now
duststormdiva
kissing...
but not just plain ordinary kissing...but deep, long, slow, passionate, sucking the bottom or top lip in, a gentle sucking of the tip of the tongue...the warmth of the breathe in between..but never leaving the lips...
oh...I just melt....
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