Oxymoron
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Posted:Jan 17, 2014 1:45 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 2:37 am
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You have got to love a Oxymoron. I use to love to use "Military Intelligence" as an example. Since I have joined Couples Dating, I seem to see Oxymoron's in so many places. My favorite as to be "I am so tight"
Some one sated that that they were so tight then showed the world a picture of them with someone's hand in her vagina, or a picture of her pussy so wide open you could park something very large in it. I have worked in the medical field for over 30 years and yes the vagina is remarkable, I have seen some huge babies being born, and it is remarkable how a woman's vagina recovers. The woman on the other hand has the right to hate all men for as long as she wants after giving birth to a 10 pound baby with the head the size of a tractor tire.
But please the human body can only take so much before it can not "just snap back to normal". So you can see why I think that after you shove an air compressor, or a liter bottle of Pepsi in your vagina and then state how tight you are then oxymoron immediately pops into my mind.
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It's funny when you think about it.
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Posted:Jan 17, 2014 1:23 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 2:37 am
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I look at these adds and wonder if I may be delusional. I see adds from woman in their late 40's on onward looking for that hard body stud in the early 30's. The kind of man that works out at the gym 7 days a week, can lift a Volkswagen off the ground, with the penis that stretches around the block. That get me wrong I would love to have Anne Hathaway in my bed, or many of these young beautiful ladies on this site in my bed, but lets face facts:
1. I am not able to lift a Volkswagen off the ground, if I did I have a hernia.
2. I do not work out in the gym 7 days a week, nor do I enter into muscleman competitions for the very same reason.
3. I am in my 50's and earned it the hard way. I should look like I do, yes I could lose about 20 pounds my Dr would love that, and I will when I get around to it.
4. I know what I want in life and am not going through a mid life crisis, I had one when I was twenty three and lasted ten years, it was called the NAVY. I had another one at the age of 40 it was called marriage and it lasted longer than most of my friends thought it would, but they were right, she traded me in on a retired school teacher.
My point in this long essay is what in the world would a woman or man that has the miles, stretch marks, obviously not a tight and toned body possibly think they are going to meet someone who is 20 to 30 years younger, can hold two bath towels on their erect penis and are dying to ravage them on a non stop basis, or the bubble headed beach blonde that could grace the cover of any magazine in the world and are dying to be with men our age, who have hair growing where it should not grow, hair not growing where it should grow. Men that when they look down have now seen their feet in years, or have to reach around their sagging belly and hope the grab their dick before the piss on themselves in the morning.
I guess and rant is lets be real, and have fun and shooting for the stars is great but at least stay in our own galaxy.
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