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50 SHADES OF GREY
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Posted:Feb 8, 2013 11:46 am
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2014 9:30 am
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I'm Christian Grey's grandfather. Now do as your told.
I've fallen. Help me off the floor & get me back into bed. lol
And then ravage my body.~grin~
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CELEBRITY QUOTES ON SEX, THE SEXES, MARRIAGE... LOL
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Posted:Feb 17, 2010 1:54 pm
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2013 9:37 am
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"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man"s genitals through his wallet"
Robin Williams
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Steve Martin
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"
Billy Crystal
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope"
George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.."
Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex--- no matter what she's reading."
Steve Jobs [ Founder, Apple Computers }
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush [ Former First Lady }
Think Monica Lewinsky & the blue dress.
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Rodney Dangerfield
"Acoording to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of another woman. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert DeNiro
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams
"I believe that sex is one of the nost beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Tom Clancy
"If women can multi-task, how come they can't have sex when they have a headache?"
Author Unknown
Got any favorite quotes on sex, celebrities or not? Your own observations ? Love to hear.
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HOW KINKY ARE YOU ?
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Posted:Dec 20, 2009 11:03 am
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2013 9:37 am
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How kinky are you or would you like me to be ?
If you could have your way with me, what would you like to do ?
Role playing or switching roles of interest ? Love to know...
I'm openminded and maybe we enjoy some of the samethings or some new things that we haven't thought of but might be erotic & exciting to try...
Love to hear from you and you can email me if you'd like more privacy. Happy to hear of past experiences too...
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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY ?
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Posted:Sep 21, 2009 10:39 am
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2013 9:38 am
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Actually any day, but how about today. What can I do for you?
I'm open-minded so go for it !!
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OMILF
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Posted:May 25, 2009 7:01 pm
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2013 7:44 am
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Have decided to coin a new term. OMILF.
You've seen the term MILF meaning Mother's I'd Like to Fuck.
Well, how about Older Men I'd Like to Fuck.. Not Elderly, that sounds too cruel at my age.
Now that might be fun for both of us. Any takers and I'm open-minded to your naughty minds or just something nice an easy.
Happy to hear your thoughts and what would you like?. Just fooling around perhaps?
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QUESTION
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Posted:May 15, 2009 1:51 pm
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2011 9:13 am
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So when you are buying lingerie, are you buying for yourself or for the man [ woman ] in your life, or someone unknown that you might run into and want? In effect being prepared.
Or do you dress for yourself and let the chips fall where they may.
I know I love seeing a woman in sexy lingerie and her putting it on or taking it off, for me especially. It just enforces my appreciation for her not to mention my passion..
But also curious if you buy something intimate & sexy for your partner, male or female & what might you like to see them in?
Kinky could be part of your answer but not necessarily so..
ie. but, not the only idea. Do you perfume your own lingerie or something you buy for someone else? What effect are you hoping for?
Do you like having someone watching you put on lingerie or you watching them putting something intimate on?
Have a couple of reasons for asking.. What would you like to see me in ?
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TAKE HER OUT OF PITY
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Posted:Apr 20, 2009 1:51 pm
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2012 1:53 am
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This relates to my previous post.
I had a sister Sally, she was younger than I am,
had so many sweethearts she had to deny them,
but as for sister Sara you know she hasn't many &
if you knew her heart she's be grateful for any.
Come a landsman, a pinsman, a tinker or a tailor,
doctor a lawyer, a soldier or sailor,
rich man or poor man, a fool or a witty,
don't let her die an old maid but take her out of pity.
We had a sister Becky who was ugly and misshapen
by the time she was 16 yrs. old she was taken,
by the time she was 18 a and a
but Sara's almost 29, never had an offer.
Come a landsman, a pinsman, a tinker or a tailor,
doctor a lawyer, a soldier or sailor,
rich man or poor man, a fool or a witty,
don't let her die an old maid but take her out of pity.
She never would be scoldin, she never would be jealous,
her husband would have money to go to the ale house,
while he was there a spendin, she'd be home a savin
and I leave it up to you, if she is not worth havin.
Come a landsman, a pinsman, a tinker or a tailor,
doctor a lawyer, a soldier or sailor,
rich man or poor man, a fool or a witty,
don't let her die an old maid but take her out of pity.
Don't let her die an old maid but take her out of pity.
A Kingston Trio song, circa 1960. The music makes it even saddy than it reads. Have it in my video with my blue shirt
Sometimes the true value of a person is often overlooked.
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A MERCY FUCK or MERCY SEX
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Posted:Apr 17, 2009 1:48 pm
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2012 9:27 am
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Hadn't heard the term mercy fuck in years but heard it the other night.
A couple of days back at a bar a young attractive but crude guy in his 20's was trying to pitch a very good looking older woman, mid-40s probably, and not really having all that much luck and finally said in desperation, "Just make it a mercy fuck and come home with me." The woman told him to get lost and the bartender backed her up shooing the guy away. If he hadn't been crude and vulgar, he might have scored but his youth was also against him.
But got me to wondering if you have ever given someone a mercy fuck, blow job, hand job or just getting him off in whatever fashion? Basically taking him out of pity, feeling sorry for him, saying what the hell its just sex and he needs relief and its a good deed or for whatever reason. Old, young, not particularly attractive or maybe attractive, whatever. A guy or maybe even a woman. Even if you were not in the mood or maybe you were horny but didn't care about the other person.
So I'm curious & what was your reason[s] if you gave someone a mercy fuck or mercy sex. And would a few drinks make the decision to say yes easier?
This could apply if you're married or single.
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WHAT ARE YOUR WORST JOKES THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH
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Posted:Feb 24, 2009 4:02 pm
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2012 1:55 am
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Whats the worst joke you've heard in a long time ? One that draws booos because its so funny stupid or funny dumb or just plain bad.
ie. Adam looked at Eve and said "Do you love me?"
"Of course", Eve replied.
She asked Adam, "Do you love me?"
He replied, "Who else !!"
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A girl phoned me and said "Come on over. There's nobody home"
I went over. Nobody was home!
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A once told me she had a headache..
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LITTLE THINGS MEAN A LOT
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Posted:Feb 8, 2009 11:22 am
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2012 1:57 am
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Blow me a kiss from across the room,
say I look nice when I'm not.
Touch my hair as you pass my chair
little things mean a lot.
Give me your arm as we cross the street
call me at 6 on the dot.
A line a day when you're far away
little things mean a lot.
Don't have to buy me diamonds or pearls
or champagne, sables or such.
I never cared much for diamonds and pearls
cause honestly honey they just cost money.
Give me your hand when I've lost my way,
Give me your shoulder to cry on.
Whether the day is sunny or grey
Give me your heart to rely on.
Send me the warmth of a secret smile
show me you haven't forgot
That always and ever, now and forever
Little things mean a lot.
Kitty Kallen
Still wonderful after all these years.
Sex is wonderful but being in love, well, little things mean a lot.
Agree?
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HAPPY NEW YEAR, I THINK
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Posted:Dec 31, 2008 10:27 am
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2013 9:25 am
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My first New Years present.
A pair of panties was left for me at the concierge desk. Timing was perfect. He was on a bathroom break so he didn't know who left it.
The note said Happy New Year. Just black panties with my name on it. Not even in a brown paper bag. The doorman was smirking.
So who's the wise ass ? You? But I did like it. Wish I got more gifts like that. Just identify yourself.
That might be a nice surprise.
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SEX AT FIRST SIGHT
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Posted:Aug 6, 2008 10:16 am
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2010 5:08 pm
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Doesn't happen very often but:
I was waiting for a taxi a couple of days ago and while waiting I glanced into the window of the women's clothing store on the corner. A very good looking woman was in the changing room with the curtain partially open as she was dressing.
Our eyes met and we kept staring at each other for what seemed like a good 30secs. She was only in her bra and panties making no attempt to close the curtain.
I finally couldn't take it any longer and just nodded my head and mouthed the word "yes". She nodded back and mouthed "yes" in return.
2 minutes later we were hand in hand on the street and back at my place in 3 minutes and stayed together for 2 hours. And it was truly heavy and passionate sex.
Don't know if I'll see her again, like to, as she is married, but wondering whats the fastest you've ever had sex with someone you just met and what were the circumstances ?
The gal in the picture. Thats the kind of lingerie I like.
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