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♠♥ As the Card Turns ♦♣
 
It's here! My very own GROUP. I mean I get to be the moderator and everything. It's even got its own chat room for God's sake. This is just so neat! And not only that, I get to have my very own personal harem. How cool is that? (Eat your hearts out guys.)

Due to numerous requests from people of the female persuasion, I have opened Boomer Harem. I cordially invite all women and eunuchs to join in the fun and debauchery. Sorry, if you have a cock you will not be admitted. We have a very large bouncer guarding the door.


While you're here, be sure to sign the Boomer Guest Book.

Boomer
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New drug
Posted:Aug 10, 2006 8:19 pm
Last Updated:Aug 22, 2006 4:01 pm
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

Cheers!
Boomer


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I'm gonna hate myself in the morning
Posted:Aug 8, 2006 8:44 pm
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2006 1:02 pm
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So, I was sitting home by myself Sunday afternoon, minding my own business. I had gotten all my chores done and I had just sat down to watch the baseball game on TV. The phone rang. The call was from my ex. She was in the neighborhood to attend a baby shower, the shower was over and would I like to meet her for a drink?

I agreed to meet her at a beach side bar that has outdoor entertainment on Sunday afternoons. We met and had a couple of drinks. Unlike most of the rest of the country right now, there was a nice breeze blowing and it was actually pleasant sitting outdoors listening to a keyboard player and saxophonist playing a bunch of old standards by the beach. The music precluded much conversation, but the atmosphere was very laid back and enjoyable.

So, we decided to go to dinner. Well, I'm sure you know by now where this is heading. Dinner was fine and she didn't leave my place until the next morning.

The worst part is, I must admit this isn't the first time this has happened. We couldn't live together, but we're still best friends. In fact, I tell her about other women I date. But somehow, sex with her is just so comfortable. It's not exciting - it's comfortable! We each know the other's body like the backs of our hands.

Neither of us has any inclination to live with each other ever again. And when I've dated other women, I haven't slept with the ex. But somehow we always seem to end up in bed together one more time.

Have you found yourself in the same situation with an ex? What, if anything, did you do about it?

Boomer
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Dixie Chicks
Posted:Aug 7, 2006 2:41 pm
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2006 1:56 pm
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Last week, I sat up until the wee hours drinking beer and doing a little male bonding with my brother, who I get to see about once a year. Bob is a career disc jockey who, at one time, even worked with Howard Stern at WXRC in New York. He couldn't stand Stern, but that's another blog.

Anyway, Bob and I were discussing music and he told me how his station was now playing the Dixie Chicks new album. His format is anything but country, I suppose you would call it alternative or what my generation called progressive. I expressed surprise at that and asked him why they would play a clearly country group. He answered that no country station in the country would play Dixie Chicks music anymore because of their public anti-Bush stand, so a bunch of alternative and mainstream stations are now playing their records to make a point.

Now, I'm not particularly a fan of country music, but I went out this weekend and bought the new Dixie Chicks album Taking the Long Way.

How do you defend our right to free speech in this country (or yours)?

Boomer
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Out of this world
Posted:Aug 6, 2006 10:39 am
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2006 4:50 am
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If you haven't updated your profile lately, take a look at it. You can now add up to twenty pictures to it.

Here is one I uploaded this morning. It is from my Apollo days. Think it will be approved?

Boomer
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Blog blocked
Posted:Aug 5, 2006 4:06 am
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2006 9:10 pm
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Since returning from vacation, I have had a major problem getting back to routine in general and my blog in particular, as you might have noticed. Anyway, tonight I visited SexySensualSane's blog and ended up promising to post the following here. Answer and, if you like the questions, pass them on!
  1. Would you kiss me?

  2. Give me a nickname and tell me why you picked it.

  3. Describe me in one word.

  4. What was your first impression of me, from my profile or blog?

  5. If you could give me anything what would it be?

  6. What do you think is my best character trait?

  7. Would you consider me to be your friend?

  8. If you could pick one song to describe me, what would it be?

  9. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

  10. Link your blog here:
Boomer
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We put the
Posted:Jul 30, 2006 4:22 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2006 2:43 pm
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  • A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
  • You might be a redneck if you attend your family reunion to pick up chicks.
  • You might be a redneck if your family reunion is held at a rest area.
  • Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their act like fools!
  • Relatives are people who come to dinner who aren't friends .
  • If you have trouble getting your 's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.

  • I just returned from my family reunion. We had a great time eating, swimming, eating, boating, eating, kayaking, eating, jeeping, eating, playing miniature golf, eating, doing jigsaw puzzles, eating, boating, eating and sun bathing on the beach and by the pool.

    Did I mention we ate a lot?


    Boomer
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    Moonlighting
    Posted:Jul 20, 2006 7:47 am
    Last Updated:Aug 11, 2006 2:02 pm
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    WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A woman police officer moonlighting as a has got off with a caution, New Zealand police said Thursday.

    The unidentified officer, stationed in the country's biggest city Auckland, was discovered last year to have been a for a short time.

    "The officer concerned has been counseled. Under police procedures this amounts to a censure," Deputy Police Commissioner Lyn Provost said in a statement.

    The police officer, who was understood to be having financial difficulties, had not sought permission to have a second job. Such applications are considered on a case-by-case basis.

    "This type of secondary employment would never be approved given that the type of work is inappropriate and incompatible with policing," Provost said.

    New Zealand made legal in 2003.

    An Auckland spokeswoman for the New Zealand prostitutes' Collective -- a welfare and lobby group for sex workers -- told the NZ Press Association that a might earn as much as NZ$500 ($312) on a busy night.

    Asked if she had heard of other police officers moonlighting as sex workers, she said: "We have law students that are sex workers, we have doctors that are sex workers. I mean anyone can be a sex worker."

    What's wrong with putting those handcuffs to work on one's time off?

    Boomer

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    It's recycle day
    Posted:Jul 17, 2006 10:10 pm
    Last Updated:Aug 11, 2006 2:04 pm
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    My very first post on my blog was (I thought) a very good question. But nobody here knew me then, and almost nobody answered. So I am going to recycle the question and see if I get some answers now:

    Living in Florida the last 25 years, I have acquired quite a collection of Hawaiian shirts (some I even bought in Hawaii). Why is it that men seem to love these shirts and women hate them?

    Boomer
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    For the birds
    Posted:Jul 16, 2006 12:13 pm
    Last Updated:Jul 31, 2006 9:52 pm
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    Blackbirds Attack California Town's Residents

    Associated Press

    SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. - There's pecking disorder in the city. Brewer's blackbirds, apparently protecting their young during nesting season, are swooping down and attacking the heads of pedestrians.

    "On a bad day, we get about 15 attacks an hour," Nautical Bean coffee house business manager Brett Jones said. "I thought about naming a coffee after them."

    Customers are often seen flailing their hands over their heads as they walk toward the Laguna Village Shopping Center cafe.

    Last week, while walking into the Nautical Bean Espresso Cafe, customer Charlie Magnuson felt tiny claws tug on his peppered hair.

    "Once you've been scratched," he said, "it does scare you a little. But not really, because they won't go for your eyes. I think it's a fun thing as long as no one gets hurt."

    Wildlife experts said the birds are simply protecting their young. Capt. David Fox of the California Department of Fish and Game said the behavior is a common defense mechanism.

    Once nesting season is over at the end of summer, the harassment of Nautical Bean patrons will likely stop, he said.

    This story reminds me of Alfred Hitchcock's terrifying movie The Birds. What made it so scary, I think, was the way he transformed something we see every day and consider benign into a threat. Kind of like making killer bunnies.

    I know many of you have, uh... shall we say irrational, fears of ordinary things in life. Things like spiders and snakes. What common things make you break out in a cold sweat?

    Boomer

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    Separated at birth - part deux
    Posted:Jul 16, 2006 10:51 am
    Last Updated:Jul 30, 2006 1:38 pm
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    My God! They are actually triplets!

    sexxikritter

    and

    kittenkisses24

    and

    katlover58


    Boomer

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    Nice panties
    Posted:Jul 15, 2006 9:06 am
    Last Updated:Jul 30, 2006 1:40 pm
    7449 Views

    LONDON (Reuters) - Women going on boozy nights out have been warned by police to "wear nice pants" in case they fall down drunk in the street.

    A Suffolk police safety campaign magazine shows pictures of young women slumped on the ground next to messages urging them: "If you've got it, don't flaunt it."

    "If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up," the magazine says. "You could show off more than you intended -- for all our sakes, please make sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax."

    Readers are also told to stick with friends, book a taxi home and watch the amount they drink.

    Police said the Safe! magazine's gossipy, tongue-in-cheek style was designed to alert young women to the dangers they could face if they get drunk during a night out.

    "We need to raise their awareness of potential problems," said Chief Superintendent David McDonnell. "They become more vulnerable whilst under the influence of alcohol."

    This got me thinking about advice my mother always gave me. A few still come readily to mind:
    • Always change your underwear; you never know when you'll have an accident.
    • Don't swim for an hour after lunch. You'll cramp up and drown.
    • Turn off the light when you leave a room. We don't own stock in the power company.
    • Don't make that face or it'll freeze in that position.
    • Be careful or you'll put your eye out.
    • What if everyone jumped off the Empire State Building? Would you do it, too?
    • Close that door! Were you born in a barn?
    • If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
    • Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been!
    What other motherly advice can you remember receiving, or giving?


    Boomer

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    It was a dark and stormy night
    Posted:Jul 13, 2006 7:29 pm
    Last Updated:Jul 30, 2006 1:40 pm
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    The results of the 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Bad Fiction Contest have just been announced.

    The winner:
    Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean.
    I'll bet some of you can top this entry without batting an eyelash. Anyone want to try?


    Boomer

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    I quit!
    Posted:Jul 11, 2006 6:46 pm
    Last Updated:Sep 18, 2006 5:11 pm
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    I'm officially burned out answering stupid, redundant questions on the Advice Line. As many of you know, I had a run for a while as "Most Respected Responder." What that really should say is "Most Frequent Responder."

    I got a lot of nice comments and emails about my answers and I thank each of you who took the time to compliment them. But a few days ago I got a really scathing comment from somebody I respect, taking me to task for my wise-ass answer to a serious question. My first reaction was to fire off another to her, but then I had second thoughts. She was completely right. My quick answer was totally inappropriate. That got me thinking. I was answering questions with wiseguy, although hopefully funny, answers without considering if it was appropriate to do so. It was obviously time for me to step back and take stock.

    I have had a lot of fun posting mostly flippant answers to mostly inane questions, but I was wasting way too much of my time doing so.

    From here on in, I'll cherry pick a question or two a day to display my wit with an answer. Other than that, you will be able to find me here or elsewhere on the blogs.


    Boomer
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