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Unfulfilled Fantasies......pt. 3
Posted:Feb 2, 2007 8:52 pm
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2014 10:57 pm
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MASSAGE THERAPY

The only thing I have to say about this is...*hint, hint, hint*

A beautiful woman walks to the front of a local spa and peers through the open window. She sucks in a deep breath and walks in. A young woman behind the counter speaks to her as she enters the lobby and she saunters up to the employee. Shes shyly whispers that she wants a full body massage and pays the woman for the service. The young lady leads the beautiful woman to her room and returns to the desk. The woman nervously paces the floor, her eyes darting back and forth around the warm room. Her hands are shaking and she begins to questions herself as to why she's even here in the first place. She has never taken her clothes off for a complete stranger before and is unsure how she will react when his hands touch her skin. She stops pacing the floor, inhales deeply, and awkwardly begins to remove her clothing. First, she slowly unbuttons her blouse and folds it neatly, placing it on a chair in the corner of the room. Next, she unzips the side of her black skirt and lets it slide down her smooth legs to the floor. She bends over, picks up the skirt, folds it and places it on top of her blouse. Looking around the room, she reaches her hands around her back, unclasps her bra and allows the straps to dangle loosely over her bare shoulders. She grabs a towel from the table in the middle of the room and wraps it around her nearly naked body with her free hand while holding her bra over her firm breasts with the other hand. She lets the bra loose and tucks the towel around itself around her body just under her arms. She reaches down and slides her panties away from her ankles and tucks them and her bra between her skirt and blouse. She walks over to the table and sits on the edge, awaiting the arrival of her mystery man.

A tall, dark, and muscular man walks through the door and instructs her to lie face down on the table. She explains that she's nervous and he chuckles telling her to keep the towel over her body until she is comfortable enough to remove it. She lays down, her arms next to her body and with her eyes closed she inhales and then exhales a deep breath. He reaches up and softly, but firmly places he masculine hands on her tense shoulders and begins to knead her skin with his fingers. He works the muscles in her shoulder for a few minutes and she starts to loosen up. She reaches up with her right hand and drags the towel free from her back so it just covers her butt. He grins boyishly and moves his hands to her neck, working the muscles as she coos under his touch. He gradually moves his hands down in between her shoulders and presses his fingers against her muscles. She moans silently as his hands thoroughly works each muscle down her back and then works his way back up her spine. He moves on to her arms, taking special care to caress and massage each finger in her hand. He moans get slightly louder as she finds his hands on the top of her ass. He kneads the muscle and flesh between his hands and she squirms beneath him. His grin grows bigger the more she moans under his soft hands. His hands wander down to the tops of her thighs, firmly pressing down onto her bare skin. As his strong fingers make circular motions on the soles of her feet she feels the goosebumps covering her flesh. He asks her to turn over if she wants the front massaged as well and she turns, leaving the towel on the table and exposing every inch of her naked body for him to see. His eyes quickly scan over her, briefly stopping at the bare treasure between her legs. She grins as she follows his eyes to her sweet spot and she motions for him to continue his amazing work. He inhales deeply and softly places his hands back on her feet. He works his hands up her calf muscles to the insides of her thighs. She smiles and slightly moves them apart. He swallows hard as he smells the magical scent of this woman. She watches his face and invites his touch with her eyes. He moves his hands firmly up her thigh and places them just inches from her most sensitive area and she reaches out to touch him. Her fingers dance their way over his slacks to the meeting of his thighs. He inhales deeply and softly slips his forefinger in between her soft lips to the wet spot between them. Her eyes roll back and she arches into his touch. His finger gets more aggressive as she moans loudly and begins to caress his hardening cock with her fingertips. He steps closer to her and she cups her hand firmly over his dick as she tried to sit to be closer to him. He reaches out, pushes her back down onto the table and he presses a finger deep inside of her. She purrs and slowly grinds her hips into his hand, her hand still playing with his member. He groans and begins to move his finger in and out of her quickly. Her breath catches in her throat at this new sensation and she grabs at his pants to pull him closer. He leans down and kisses her neck softly, his hand never stops working her clit. She moans loudly into his ear and he responds with his own silent groan. Her hand finds its way up his chest and slowly pulls each button open exposing his amazing muscular chest. He pulls away from her, frees himself of his shirt and returns to kissing her neck and chest. His mouth moves down to her perky nipples and her gently takes them between his teeth. He rolls his wet tongue over her hard nipples and all around her bare breasts. Her back arches again as she runs her fingers over his head to the back of his neck. He lifts her up and pulls her to the edge of the table, his tongue flicking along her collarbone and neck as she holds his head close to her warm body. She reaches down and unbuttons his pants and pushes them away from his waist. She runs her soft hands up and down his hard cock before pushing his boxer down to the floor. He steps away from his discarded clothing and pulls her ass off of the table. He positions himself between her legs and strokes his dick up and down between her lips, rubbing it firmly over her ready clit. She spreads her legs further apart and strokes his member while he continues to rub her clit with his sensitive tip. She leans back and rubs her opening against his hungry cock. He roughly thrusts deep inside of her and she squeals with pleasure. He pushes her back down onto the table and wraps his forearms under her knees and lifts her ass further into the air. He pounds into her and smiles as he watches her large breasts bounce to his rhythm. He drops her legs, pulls her from the table and pushes her face down onto the towel and returns inside of her. He pushes deeper than before and thrusts quickly in and out of her. He grunts with pleasure and she weakens at the knees from his sounds. She moans in response and he feels her get wetter inside. She arches her ass upwards and he reaches around her and cups her breasts in his hands. He tickles her nipples with his fingertips and lightly dances them to her shoulders. He grips her shoulders in his hands and pulls her hard against his cock. The moan in unison and her breathing quickens as she's ready to explode. Her hand wanders away from the table down to play with her neglected clit. She rolls her finger over the soft, wet flesh and moans with pleasure. He stops mid-stroke, pulls out of her and returns to teasing her clit with his finger, pushing hers away. she squeezes the towel in her hands and pushes back against his fingers. She purrs again and quickly turns to face him, pushing him down roughly into an empty chair. She throws her legs over his and slips his dick back inside of her. She slides up and down slowly, rolling her hips in a circular motion. she throws her head back and her nails rake up his back just as they both explode in pure ecstasy. She clenches her vaginal muscles and slowly strokes up and down his cock, his legs trembling under hers. Their skin, covered in sweat, caress each others as she slowly slides away from him. She walks to the chair in the corner of the room and quickly gets dressed. She walks back over to her mystery man and softly runs her fingers over his throbbing cock as she exits the room.....
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Unfulfilled Fantasies......pt. 2
Posted:Jan 30, 2007 7:56 pm
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2007 12:58 am
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A NIGHT AT THE MOVIES

Okay, so this may sound a little cliche, but it's what I want....

Two people, one male and one female, walk into a well-lit theater and find themselves a secret corner way in the back of the room. She walks the whole way down the row to the last seat against the wall and gets comfortable in the soft cushioned chair. He settles down next to her, his arm automatically reaches over the armrest that keeps their bodies from touching and rests on her left leg, just as it crosses over her right leg like some sort of protective barrier. His fingers tighten on her bare thigh and she squirms lightly under his touch. His fingers gently massage her skin, sending goosebumps over her flesh. She grins with satisfaction and places her left hand over his right, twining their fingers together. The room quickly fills up and she begins to shift anxiously in her seat. The other patrons settle in their places and the lights dim just as the film starts to roll across the big screen. Her heart starts to pump a little faster in her chest and he grins as he can hear her breathing change, deeper as if she were nervous. He slides his hand further up her thigh and under her dress, his pinky and index fingers lightly grazing over the moistening spot of her panties. She sucks her breath in and lets out a quiet moan, her hand slowly sliding up his arm. She shifts in her seat, lowering her left leg to the floor and spreading them ever so slightly. She tilts her hips upwards to give his hand complete access to the soft skin under her wet silk panties. He twists his hand around so that his palm rests against the top of her panties. his nosy fingers snaking their way under the silky cloth thats hides her treasure. He body tenses up and her fingers tighten around his muscular arm. He slips a warm finger in between her bard lips and softly caresses her ready clit. She bites her lip to fight back a moan that would surely attract attention their way. She hesitantly tries to push his hand away, but changes her mind when he quickly dips his finger inside of her wet pussy. Shes moans out loud and she covers her mouth with her right hand just as a young couple in front of them turns to see what the commotion is all about. She giggles and reaches down with her right hand to push his finger deeper inside of her as her left hand stretches over his and rests in his lap. She cups his slightly hard cock in her hand and begins to massage the bulge that has begun to form under his jeans. He groans softly and pushes his finger deeper inside of her. She slides further down in her seat, her legs spreading wider apart. She hesitantly pulls his hand out of her panties, drops to her knees on the floor and maneuvers her way in between his legs. She places her hands on his knees and slides them up his thighs slowly while kneading the jean covered skin between her fingers. She leans her face down to the crotch of his jeans and exhales warm breath over his hardening member. She runs her fingers to the button of his pants and quickly unhooks them. She takes the zipper between her thumb and first finger of her right hand and pulls it down slowly, while her left hand explores the opening of his jeans. She wrestles his pants down to his mid-thigh and pulls his member free of the constricting boxers. She smiles at his thickness and strokes her soft fingertips over the sensitive skin of his penis. She presses her moist lips against the tip of his cock and blows cool air over the tip that sends goosebumps over his flesh. His dick hardens more under her hands as she slowly slides her hands down his shaft, her mouth opening enough to fit his cock firmly in between her lips. Her tongue spins around the head of his dick as he grips the arm rests with his hands, his knuckles turning white under the pressure of his grip. He leans his head back and bites his bottom lip to muffle the moan that is straining to escape his throat. She curls her fingers around the base of his penis and slowly slides her hungry mouth as far down towards her fingers as she can and while sucking lightly she pulls her mouth back to the tip of his dick. She swirls her tongue all the way down his penis while firmly stroking her fingers up and down his hard cock. He twists his fingers through her hair and holds to the back of her neck while she bobs her head up and down his penis with a quicken pace. He stops her mid-stroke and pulls her head back to look into her seducing eyes. She grins, removes his hands from her head, and returns her warm mouth to his throbbing cock. She cups his balls in one hand and softly massages them between her firm fingers while pushing his cock deeper down her throat. He tightens his grip on the armrests, his legs stiffen and she braces herself for an explosion of ecstasy. He places a finger in his mouth, bites down and releases all control to the amazing woman on the floor before him. She continues to suck the juices that are coming from the head of his penis. She allows her tongue to travel over his cock one last time to make sure she has cleaned him of all evidence that she had been there. she backs away from him and crawls back into her seat, listening to his heavy breathing next to her. She slides down in her seat and rests her head on his shoulder, her arm hooked around his.

Once his breathing returns to normal he pulls his arm free of hers and he then lowers himself to the floor before her. Her eyes move from the screen to his body moving at her knees. He spreads her legs as wide apart as the seat will allow, his hands slowly running up her calves to her knees and even further up her thighs. She squirms in her seat, trying to spread her legs even further apart as he kisses her thighs lightly. He slips his hands up under her dress, dances his fingertips around her hips, unties her silk panties, and pulls them free. He quickly tucks them into his pocket and and leans his head down and flicks his wet tongue in between her warm, moist lips. He snakes his tongue around her clit in a figure eight motion that gets her juices flowing. She muffles a moan as best she can and he grins at her efforts. The couple in front of them again turns to see what is going on behind them and the girl giggles with knowledge and nudges the guy to stop staring. She slides her hands down over her breasts, her nipples peaking under her soft touch. She inches them further down and slowly spreads her lips apart giving him full access to her ready clit. He flicks his tongue quickly over her clit and slides a finger inside her wet pussy. She silently begs for more by lifting her hands to the back of his head and pushing his tongue deeper inside of her greedy opening. She wraps her legs around his neck and slowly grinds her hips against his face. He pushes his finger deeper inside of her, matching the thrusts with the flicking of his tongue. She throws her head back, bites her lips roughly, and muffles a loud moan that is sure to catch attention. She begins to thrust her hips harder against his tongue and her thighs tighten just as she reaches climax. He licks up her juices and continues to pump his wet finger in and out of her tight pussy. She grabs his hand, stops his movements, and pulls him away from her. She stands, straightens her dress and pulls him to his feet. With their fingers locked he flows her out of the theater and down the hallway towards the restrooms. She releases his hand, pushes the door open, peeps around, then grabs his hand and pulls him into the ladies room. She smothers his lips with kisses as their tongues roam each others mouths. She shoves him into an empty stall, locks the door, and grabs the top of his pants. She quickly unbuttons his pants, the zipper immediately being pushed down to its limit as he lifts her right leg into the air and quickly plunges his eager finger deep inside of her again. She throws her head back and lets the moans free of her clinched lips. He groans into her neck as he frees his hard penis from his pants. She grabs a condom out of his back pocket, rips it open, and quickly slides it over his ready cock. He pushes her back against the stall wall, lifts her leg further into the air and slides his dick inside of her pussy. He takes a deep breath and begins to thrust vigorously into her. She moans loudly and digs her nails into his back. He arches his back against her nails and growls into her ear. She moans, tilts her hips to accept more of him, reaches around his back, grabs his ass and forces him deeper inside of her. Her left leg gives slightly and she drops down onto his penis. He clenches her thigh in his hand as both of their bodies start to tremble. She leans her head back against the wall and exhales a deep breath, trying to regain control of her body. He pulls out of her, removes the condom, tosses it in the trash and tries to make everything seem normal. She lowers her leg to the floor, smooths her dress with her hands, giggles softly at their secret rendezvous and walks out of the stall. She peeps out of the bathroom door and motions that the "coast is clear" before they sneak back into the dark theater. She wraps her arm around his, smiles up at him and they return to their seats to watch the remains of the featured movie.
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Unfulfilled Fantasies......pt. 1
Posted:Jan 22, 2007 1:29 pm
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2007 2:32 pm
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THE PERFECT STORM

Okay, so I'm going to try something new. I've decided to take a break from writing about my experiences and am now going to write about things I'd like to try. Let's see how this works....

A full moon, beautifully bright, illuminating a huge open field. Two silhouettes walk hand in hand to the center of a huge empty field. The lay down on the ground side by side with their arms entwined around each other. Their silent faces stare up at the starless sky. His hands caress her silky skin and she squirms as the goosebumps travel over her body. He lowers his face to meet her lips and the exchange a long and passionate kiss. He places a stern hand on her shoulder and rolls in between her legs, never taking his lips from hers. He secretly slips his hand under her shirt and gently massages her firm breasts. Her nipples peak from his touch and she silently purrs with pleasure.He rolls his tongue over her lips and she leans her hungry mouth into his, wrapping her tongue around his. She free herself of her bothersome shirt and tosses it to the side. His excited fingers fumble with the button on her jeans. He finally unhooks them and pulls them down her legs, leaving light kisses on her skin where the jeans once were. He leans down, taking a hold of her lace panties with his teeth and slides them off, twirling his tongue all the way up her legs, pausing only to softly suck her skin. She leans up, grabs the bottom hem of his shirt and pulls it free, tossing it over her shoulder. He lightly runs his hands down her body as he sits up on his knees. He unbuttons his pants and pulls them off and drops his boxers to the ground after them. He kneels back down on top of her and slowly slides his throbbing cock inside of her. The two bodies, move in perfect unison with one another. All of a sudden the sky gets dark, the storm clouds roll over the gorgeous moon, turning the field into an everlasting abyss of darkness. The position changes and the woman climbs on top just as the rain begins to drip. The wind blows slightly and her nipples peak. She throws her head back and moans loudly as the thunder suddenly claps. The smell of the oncoming rain turns her on more and she rocks harder against his pelvis. The first of the raindrops trickles down her naked body, leaving wet trails on her flesh that gleam under the shaded moonlight. They moan in unison as another thunderclap sounds overhead. The rain begins to pelt against her back and she starts to grind her hips into his. The lightening flashes and she steals a quick glance at the pleasure on his face. She smiles to herself and speeds up their rhythm. The raindrops make a winding path down her heaving chest and splash onto his abs. The coolness of the water sends goosebumps all over her sensitive skin. He runs his hands over her bare breast, rolling her hardened nipples between his fingers. She runs her hand over her rain soaked stomach, inching her fingers closer to her clit. She begins to slowly massage her ready clit, her tongue slipping out over her lips with pleasure. He wraps his arms around her body cupping her has in his hands. He lifts her off his cock and whispers in her ear. He places a soft kiss on her collarbone as she moves to her hands and knees on the wet grass. He caresses her soft body with his masculine hands as she squirms under his touch. He smiles with a hint of pleasure as his right hand slides in between her thighs. He buries an index finger deep inside of her swollen pussy. She rocks back against him and begs for more. A satisfied grin spreads over his face as he lowers himself under her spread legs. He grabs her ass and pulls her down onto his face. A warm and eager tongue escapes his mouth and quickly flicks her wet clit. She moans loudly at the new sensation and slowly begins to grind against is tongue. He squeezes her ass in his hands as his tongue plunges inside of her. A moan escapes her lips as her body begins to tremble. She rocks faster against his mouth and arches her back to achieve maximum stimulation. He flicks his tongue harder and faster, listening to her moans and responding to her movements. Her fingers dig into the wet grass as every muscle in her body tightens with pleasure. Her moans grow louder as he pushes her to climax. Just as she can take no more he crawls out from under her and thrusts his hard cock deep inside her. Her body lurches forward from his powerful thrust and she leans back into him. They rock together and his hands grip her hips tightly. He slams his groin into her as they both reach climax and explode in unison. They collapse onto the wet grass, sweat and rain pouring over their hot bodies, as their beating hearts pound in their chests. He slowly pulls out of her and takes her trembling body into his arms. He leans his face to hers and gives her another passionate kiss of complete fulfillment.
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Back In Action
Posted:Jan 20, 2007 11:06 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2007 1:15 am
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So, as most of you have realized I've been dormant for quite awhile, but I'm back in the playing field again!! Well, here's the story:

I met a guy (from here, of course) we chatted through e-mails for a couple of days and decided to finally meet up. We grabbed a movie to watch and went back to his place. We got comfortable on his couch and enjoyed our movie. He's a very nice guy and an extremely good kisser. Of course I didn't find that out until the second movie. But nonetheless, I found out!! Well, we managed to get through the entire second movie and we got a lil more comfortable on the couch until he decided that it was time to take things upstairs. We started out just kissing and caressing each other and our clothes slowly started to hit the floor. It started out a lil cold in his bedroom, but needless to say, things heated up pretty quickly. I crawled onto his bed and pulled him down with me, we kissed a lil more and then his hands moved down to my sweet spot. He pulled my panties to the side and preceded to slide his finger inside of me while another gently stroked my clit. He played with me until I was damn near climax and he pulled away from me. He stood up, removed his boxers, put on a condom and crawled back in between my legs. He slid his dick inside of me and began to thrust. He kept a steady rhythm and filled every inch of me. Things started to get hot when he quicken his thrusting, alternating my legs from his shoulders to the crook of his elbow. He carried on this way for nearly an hour until we both exploded into ecstasy. Sweat drenched us as we just lay in each other's arms until we regained the strength to move. So, as if it isn't obvious I will be returning as long as he'll have me again
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You Have The Right...
Posted:Aug 18, 2006 5:27 am
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2007 2:32 pm
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..to remain silent should be the next part of that, but I must say that I was a far cry from silent! In fact, there was no way in hell that I was going to be quiet by any means.

Ahh to get to the juicy details...well last night I had my first actual experience with handcuffs and boy was it thrilling. Okay, what I mean but 'first actual' is I've never had anyone else put the cuffs on me before. I've put them on myself (how sad is that?), but then figured that it wasn't as exciting as I had hoped it would be. I think it was just because I was the one who put them on.

At about 2:00 this morning I got a message from my regular that his company was gone and he was available. My bootycall awaited! Needless to say, I jumped in my Jeep and took off down the road. Hey, don't judge me...if you would have had the sexual experiences with him that I have, you'd have your ass out there at 2 in the morning as well. Hell, I may have even walked for that!! LOL At least that would have given me a reason to just lay there and make him do all the work (which I do by the way )!

Anyway, (boy I get distracted fairly easy) we've been wanting to 'play' around a bit more and we finally got into the groove of things. I think that we are both pretty much satisfied with each other, although we have talked about finding me a girl to play with (hint, hint). Last night, err this morning we decided to pull out some tricks.

To start things off we just caressed each other, well I teased him while he took pictures (also a first for me). Things were going good until I got overly horny and I had to have him! First position he put me in (yes he had total control over me) was standing up leaning over the sofa, him thrusting deep inside of me. Whoa I need to be easy with the details or I'll be finding myself back at his place! We were in this position for all of 30 minutes at least, with me lifting one leg and resting it on the cushions to give him more depth, not that he really needed it. It felt as if he'd bust through my pelvis and any time.

Next, he sat me down on the sofa and crouched in between my legs, also on the sofa. That made for an interesting position (too bad he didn't have the camera then). I noticed that he was getting a bit sweating and a lil worn out so I offered to take over from there, which by the way I never do! I straddle him, facing away, and went at it for all of....haha maybe five minutes, yea my thighs weren't ready for that!! I turned around and straddled him so that I could see the ecstasy on his face.

That didn't last all that long either, however when I tried to get up and change positions he started thrusting deep and hard, which only distracted me from moving at all. Hell, if I was getting it that good why would I want to stop? He moved to the bed where I laid down and he straddle one of my legs while the other was wrapped around his ass. That was some good pushing there! He was giving it so good that I started cramping all over. Every muscle in my body became tense and I couldn't hold out anymore!

Hmm well, that was the wrong story, but an intriguing piece . The real story is....
After about an hour he decided that he'd fucked me real good! Yea, like he never does that, why does he think I come back?? Well, we started in the position that we left off in, only the opposite direction. It was going great until he had the idea of pulling out the cuffs. I saw them and thought 'oh damn, I'm in trouble now!' He cuffed both my wrists to his headboard, slid inside of me, lifted my legs to his shoulders, held them shut, and pounded away!! Oooo I get chills just remembering that!! He altered my legs from time to time, but basically kept me on my back, for the time being. I pulled and struggled against the cuffs to get a good grip on him only to have him just out of hands reach. Oh and he knew what he was doing! I so wanted to grab a hold of him and squeeze him against my body as tight as I could, but he had none of that! He was having his way with me and there was nothing that I could do about it. Oh but I was loving it! On another note, I'm quite surprised that his headboard is still intact!


After a good half hour of him solidly pounding away he uncuffed me and turned me over. This is where it gets interesting....and a lil uncomfortable. However, I only noticed that afterwards! I was enjoying myself way too much to care. Anyway, he cuffed my hands behind my back and had me face down on his bed. He slid inside of me once again and started to thrust like he had never thrust before. I swear I almost felt my pelvic bone break! Eventually he had pushed so much and so hard I was lying flat on my belly, with him still pounding away! I know he lasted another fifteen minutes before I came one last time! My whole body was trembling inside and every muscle was tense beyond belief!

So all in all...I give him a 7! You gotta work harder than that baby!!! Or well, we gotta do that again sometime! Maybe next time you'll wear the cuffs and let me have my way with you...
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On Second Thought.....
Posted:Aug 5, 2006 12:03 am
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2007 2:32 pm
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For those of you who are dedicated readers of my blog I want to apologize for my negligence!! It has been awhile since I have had something interesting enough to write about. My 'activities' have been short-'cumming'! However, I do have a few updates on those who got away!

If you have been paying attention you would remember that I mentioned a guy that 'dismissed' me (I believe that was the term I used). Well for a few days or maybe even as long as a week I tried to stay in contact with him, but he wanted nothing to do with me. Well, just the other day, out of nowhere mind you, he got online and spoke to me. The first thing that he said was "I'm sorry that I haven't kept in touch with you. It isn't like me." He continued to try and explain his 'personal' issues that kept him away. Of course all I was hearing was "blah blah blah" . Oddly, I think that he was trying to... oh let's say rekindle (just for the hell of it) what was lost. Yea, like I'm going to fall for that one! Although, he was very sexy!! Oh what is a horny girl to do??

A second note, one of the guys that stood me up is also trying to 'patch' things! He told me that his boss planned a trip on him at the last minute, and yet he had not a second to say that he couldn't make our meeting!! Imagine that...! LOL Needless to say, he is S.O.L (shit outta luck, for those who may become confused)!! He has not a chance in hell.

Hmmm Where in my 'list' did I leave off?? Let's see....well you got the story on my New Yorker 'Golden' Boy! Who was next in line? Well, I ran into another 'fast-paced' guy, but it wasn't all that bad. He wasn't bad looking and he treated me to a movie I guess a second meeting could prove better!?

I met up with a very interesting fella in the chatroom and we hit it off pretty well I can say! A few days later, I packed a few things and took a trip in his direction! Hmmm boy knows how to suck a clit!! Oh hell he drove me crazy all night long. And damn my wake-up call was great! Too bad it was such a long trip, I would like to see him again and again!!

Last, but not least, there is The Professor! For a man with high standing he sure is an idiot! We met, we kissed, we took it upstairs and *wham* no condom!! Where was the planning on that? Ahh well, there's always next time! However, he knows how to exercise his tongue!

I have recently met at last one guy that I didn't sleep with, but I am still waiting on my Beer guy. There will be a perfect storm and I hope that he shows up when it happens....I could use a drink

So as everyone can see, there is some action taking place on this site! Even with all my mishaps, there never seems to be a dull moment in my sexual escapades!
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'Water Sports' 101
Posted:Jul 18, 2006 1:40 pm
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2007 1:13 am
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I've heard about this 'water sports' fantasy that some people have, not that I'm against it, but I'm not interested. I met up with this guy a few days ago and we were discussing what it could be that people got out of being pissed on. We couldn't figure it out, but there are some people out there who get off on such activities. And I say 'more power to ya!' Hey, who knows, I may become interested one day What can I say in my defense...I'm up for just about anything. I had a friend who told me about having a golden shower, which before I got the details sounded kind of erotic. I mean, come on when you hear the words 'golden shower' you assume that it can only be something good. Well, needless to say that when I got the details about the experience I was only thinking 'eww what kind of freaks are these people!' But, that was years ago.

Okay, I mentioned the guy I met the other day and the debate that we had. Well, we met on Couples Dating, chatted a few days and he came up to see me. We got a motel room and 'hung' out for a bit before things started to get interesting. Not to go into too many details, we did our thing (a few times) then chatted like old friends. Oh wait, I'm getting ahead of myself....after we had our fun the second time around, he decided to go into the bathroom and relieve his poor worked up bladder. A few moments after starting to relieve himself he realized that he had forgotten to take off the condom. He only realized this after he noticed how silent it was in the bathroom. It's hard to stop the flow of things once you 'let go' or so I've heard that men have trouble with this. So you can only imagine what was going through his mind. "Should I risk hurting myself to stop this, or just piss on my hand and yank the condom off??" Well, what would you do? Unfortunately for him he told me what he had done. And me, being the woman that I am laughed and now I will never let him forget this sexual faux pas.

Basically the point is this: well for one don't ever tell me something you want to forget!! Two: if you ever get curious about actively getting into 'water sports' first practice on yourself!! What better way to get comfortable with someone else pissing on you than pissing on yourself!!

So, is it better to be pissed off or pissed on?!?
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Sunken Ship!
Posted:Jul 7, 2006 8:46 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2007 1:10 am
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I'm sure the we are all familiar with the game Battleship, right? You know, the game with the little gray boats and the bright yellow pegs? Well, if not I'll explain: You have two players, one on either side of a pegboard where parts stands up between the players to block the view of their opponent's ship locations. You place your boats anywhere on the bottom portion of your pegboard. Each player takes a turn at calling out a letter and a number to make up a coordinate. The opposing player must then call out 'Hit' or 'Miss' depending on where the 'missile" lands. Both player places a yellow peg in the corresponding place on the grid. The receiving player places one on the lower board while the other player places one on the upper grid to keep track of where they are sending their 'missiles'. Once a player's ship is full of pegs he/she must yell out 'You've sunk my Battleship!'

Have I lost anyone? Okay just to make sure you all are with me, I'm not trying to teach you how to play a childhood game. Actually, it's a metaphor for the way I view my life now. Who saw that coming, huh? I may come across like I have my act together, but truthfully I have no idea what it is that I am doing. My intentions are good...I think! Sure I'm here for sex but, eventually someday I'd like to find happiness with someone I really care about!! Well, who wouldn't? What are all the fun and games for if you can't be happy? So to get to my point...

I've been on here for a few months with some 'hits' and some 'misses'. Well, I met this guy, a Diamond in the Rough you could say. He's sweet, funny, and a hoot to be around. Not to mention an animal in the bedroom. He's so laid back and yet full of energy. So well spoken and yet he has a mind dirtier than mine! I get nervous every time I see him, but I'm completely comfortable around him. Okay, he's just an all around wonderful guy! (Bet you're grinning from ear to ear and your head is completely swollen!) I don't normally compliment guys this much, because I don't like men that are conceited, but he deserves every bit of this. He's truly a rare gem.

I seem to have drifted away from the point again, but thinking about him makes me smile. The truth is...I fucked up!!! I gave too much slack in my chain. Don't get me wrong, I'm far from falling in love (I've been there before and I know how it feels), but I have started to care about him. Right now it's nothing more than a friendly care. The funny thing is: I haven't even known him that long. Does that matter anymore?? I guess not, at least not for me. I guess you're starting to wonder what this has to do with Battleship, huh? I've had my 'misses' and my 'hits' with some really great guys, but this last one really did me in....'You sunk my Battleship!' Whether he realizes this or not he has opened my eyes and has shown me that maybe I am ready to jump back into the dating scene again. I know that I can find something good if only I were to look around a bit. Sure sex is fun, oh absolutely, and I know that I can keep my feelings out of it, I just don't know if I really want to anymore. I've been playing this game for years and I know that I'm good at it, but I've let my guard down and now I'm questioning my motives! A part of me says that I want to be in a meaningful relationship, but the other part of me says 'to hell with that, get laid girl!!!' Maybe the game is too much fun for me, or maybe I'm getting bored? I guess I just need someone exciting enough to keep me in the game, but not too exciting where I want just them. Dilemma, Dilemma! Should I continue to wear my horns or finally put on my halo?? A relationship doesn't seem all that bad to me anymore, but man sex is good!! Oh what is a girl to do?

Any advice for a struggling sexaholic??
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Less Talk!
Posted:Jul 3, 2006 6:10 pm
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2007 1:25 am
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Like Toby Keith says: "A little less talk, if you please a lot more loving is what I need. Let's get on down to the main attraction with a little less talk and a lot more action!"

What is going on in this place?!? We all found this site, we joined, we created profiles, and spent hours on hours searching the players for a 'friend' in which we could connect with (in more ways than one ). Sure, I've had some luck, but I've also had some bad nights. I've been dismissed, disappointed, and stood up! I came here only because a friend told me about this place. I wasn't really interested, but something drew me in, as I'm sure it has done the same to most of us. I spent a little more time on my profile to make it sound more interesting, however it is still all true! I made a blog (mainly to give me something to do), and I send out my fair share of e-mails. Thankfully, it's a lot easier for women to get responses because of this ratio that everyone keeps talking about. The first guy that I met was very quiet at first which was awkward to me (I'm usually shy when I first meet new people), I had to do all the talking. We met up a couple of times before we did anything sexually. The second guy, well he dismissed me!!! The third guy was a great guy to be around, but I wasn't attracted to him enough for anything sexual to happen between us. The fourth guy...well he's not going anywhere!!! He's fun to be with and fun in bed....he's a keeper ! And, well the last guy that I actually met up with was fun as well, but I guess he's done with me now! That's too bad though, because he wasn't bad in bed! Now I have said that I've gotten stood up a couple of times as well. What makes that so bad is the fact that they both happened in the same week!!! Makes me kind of nervous to try again. I haven't met anyone new since. I'm scarred for life!

That being said...Women, come on give the guys a chance!! They all are not so bad. I've met a few guys that are extremely fun to be around, even if we didn't sleep together. Sure, that's what the site is about, but I don't see myself just jumping into bed with a guy that I've only said a few words to. Wait...I did do that!!! Okay, he was very lucky, actually he just teased the hell out of me and I couldn't and didn't want to restrain myself! Well, we did say more than just a few words to each other, we had lunch.

And to all you guys: don't expect a woman to sleep with you on the first night. I know that is what we all claim we want from this site, but it's not always going to happen that way. Be sweet, be funny, and be respectful to her and I promise she will not make you regret it.

To all you shallow people: GET OVER YOURSELF!!! Take a good, long look in the mirror, because good looks are all you have!

Well people, let's get this party started! Get out there and meet someone. Have fun and enjoy life while you still can.

By the way, I also want to hear about your good and bad experiences with meeting people from this site!
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Amazing Sex Stories, Secrets or Fantasies!!
Posted:Jul 1, 2006 8:27 pm
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2007 2:35 pm
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This place is becoming such a DRAG! I want something exciting to happen, or at least a stimulating story to read As most have noticed, we are all here to try and make things happen, but no one seems to be responding. Are we all the drab? It's not possible! I simply refuse to believe that! So, let's see how many participants I can pull out of the dark. This is what I want: extremely amazing sex stories , secrets , and/or fantasies ! Let's not be boring, I want to get dripping wet when I read what you have to say. I want all the 'juicy' details! Any toys that you have used, positions that you have been in, and any sexy things you've worn. I want to know it all! So to get things started I'll use what's on my profile and it's a genuine fantasy of mine!

Picture this: A full moon, beautifully bright, illuminating a huge open field. Two bodies, moving in perfect unison with one another. All of a sudden the sky gets dark, the storm clouds roll over the gorgeous moon, turning the field into an everlasting abyss of darkness. The position changes and the woman climbs on top just as the rain begins to drip. The wind blows slightly and her nipples peak. She throws her head back and moans loudly as the thunder suddenly claps. The rain begins to pelt against her back and she starts to grind her hips into his. The lightening flashes and she steals a quick glance at the pleasure on his face. She smiles to herself and speeds up their rhythm. The raindrops make a winding path down her heaving chest and splash onto his abs.....

And that's just the beginnning!!! So, let's hear it, who can make me wet?!?
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No Fun In The
Posted:Jun 29, 2006 7:51 pm
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2014 4:32 pm
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Who says that you can't have fun where fun can't be found? Waynesboro is a very small and extremely boring place to live, but it is where I grew up and the only place that I call home. So I am kind of partial to being here. True, there is absolutely nothing to so here, but have sex!! Which is not a bad thing by far. That's exactly how the fun begins in a small town. It starts with two (or more) really bored people, one girl and one guy (or of course, two girls, two guys or the more the merrier ). They meet up somewhere, anywhere. They get a little close and things start to heat up. Next thing they know he's on his back in a dark alley and she's riding him like a bucking bronco! Put on the saddle and hold on to the reins, girl, you're in for a treat! There are a plenty of cowboys around to ride, if that's what you are into. Of course cowboys aren't the only type of guys that we have here. We have a nice handful of 'beat it up' thugs, play with my 'PC' geeks, 'fuck until we die' goths, and 'score big' jocks. You name it and I'm sure we have it! LOL now it sounds like I'm selling the men! I think that I have found a new profession!! But wait...there's more! Men, I haven't forgotten about you. We have everything from big breasted women, to the skanky little sluts. We have little princesses and Bad to the Bone wild women! And I'm right in the middle!!! If you are looking for fun in the 'Boro...look me I'm up and I'll be sure to show you a damned good time!! There may be 'nothing' to do here, but I seem to always go to bed breathless with a smile on my face!
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