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Posted:Apr 2, 2007 11:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2007 8:54 pm
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I know 45 of you perverts are watching me !!! Spill the beans, who is a watcher, who isn't ? And this post better has 45 comments or else...
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You women baffle me
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Posted:Mar 29, 2007 10:21 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2007 2:43 am
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Since they had put the Most Watched feature in I had been trying to see what other guys had been writing about to lure in others.
I came across luvstoocum's blog with 1050 watchers and an average of 110 comments per blog.
Now let's have a look see... 90% of you complain that there are too many cock shots around... and what does he have as a profile pic... yup indeed a cockshot.
From my This one for Bipolybabe Bad grammar bad sex , at least 43.75% of you think bad grammar = bad sex and by the looks of it his grammar isn't that shiny either. Heck he doesn't even have a single 4 syllable word.
So, I am sitting here, scratching my head, trying to figure out where I went wrong. Any of you have any bright ideas ?
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Want BIG Balls of Steel ?
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Posted:Mar 25, 2007 2:43 am
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2007 11:59 am
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Ok class, you want bigger, stronger balls ? No gimmicks, sales pitches here. This a true and true method of growing your balls or proving you have balls of steel.
Go to youtube and punch in "grand requin blanc" for search. Then watch the 6 minute video, 2nd one in search (and damn you Couples Dating for not letting me put a link here)
If you are a guy, your mission, if you should accept is do the same shit they have done to grow some balls
If you are a gal, your task is relatively is... find the dudes who shot this video and grab them balls 
Dismissed !!!
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CATFIGHT !!!!!
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Posted:Mar 20, 2007 10:18 pm
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2007 2:01 am
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OK, I am overwhelmed with the applications to my Indecent Proposal , altough I would love to take up on every offer... I ain't 18 anymore... so we are gonna sort this out the good 'ole western way...
You ladies are gonna have to ace it out between yourselves, to get to the hotel room with me
So... without further ado...
ce_64667 duels vs ... TheNotoriousDT (i'd say asses uhhhmmm oooooops Aces win... but we'll see)
HeavenleeKisses vs (again another pairs vs pairs.. )
vs (pairs vs pairs again, tho of different kind)
playrigal vs Angel_ii, 3 of a kind ??? hard to tell
laydee2 vs gingerkitty00, 3 of a kind and more ???
Some of you might not make the 1st round.... but ... that is a sacrifice I am wiling to make 
So... unleash your poison upon thoust your foe
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Indecent Proposal
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Posted:Mar 17, 2007 8:52 pm
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2007 6:02 am
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I don't know if it is the shitty weather, or all the Irish food I had been gulping down or the Guiness I had been imbibing on, but I do feel horny...
It is just like someone threw the switch on... like a bear coming out of hibernation, ravenous... like an ancient dragon had been awakened from his 100 year old slumber. And it is not the kind of horniness that is gonna be cured by a quickie.
Just to drive off it I tried some word association;
Pencil.... dick
Silk ..... soft skin
Pink...... luscious lips
Milk...... TITS !!! dammit
I want to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I want to, how is it, park the porpoise... Take it through the car wash, baby... And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah!
I am talking about shacking up in a hotel room from check-in time to check-out (late checkout if possible) and go through a pack of condoms (and not the 2 pack samplers, the Economy pack) plus some more... feels sooooo right, it has to be fucking wrong kinda thingie
Any takers ?
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text in bold is from the movie Van Wilder
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I am done with The Great Lakes Region
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Posted:Mar 16, 2007 5:18 pm
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2007 5:13 am
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2 days ago, it was 74 and we were walking around wearing short sleeves. Today, I was shoveling snow. And guess where all that snow, sleet and freezing rain came from ??? You cheeky bastages in the Great Lakes Region better get your act together and stop messing with my spring weather or else !!!
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I feel like...
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Posted:Mar 10, 2007 1:27 am
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2007 4:48 am
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a man again... not just like a husband, or just like a dad, or a Mr.Fixit... but just like a good old "man".
Thank YOU !!!
p.s. for the illiterate, RMWK stands for Real Men Wear Kilts... what the fuck where you thinking I am from a place where men are men and the sheep are scared 
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When Are We Going to Stop Rewarding Mediocracy
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Posted:Mar 7, 2007 11:24 am
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2007 8:46 pm
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Normally I don't watch much TV. My wife on the other hand is adicted to American Idol. Couple days ago I came accross a show just after Idol, called Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader . As you imagined they ask the contestants 1st through 5th grade questions and more questions they answer more money they earn, upto a million. To top it with a cherry, the contestants have 2 life lines, they can either "cheat" and look at the other 5th grader's responses or if they answer the question wrong but their partner answers it right they get to live.
So, this lady, who is a computer consultant no less comes on. Blows the question on "Which country has the longest border with US?" (ok, I didn't go to elemantary school in the US, so my US geography leaves a lot to be desired, so I might have blown this question too, but I still remember the 7 countries bordering my own, and length of each border).
Anyways, she then blows a question "How many teaspoons in 5 tablespoons?". Again I was trained in the metric system and teaspoons and tablespoons make as much sense as liters and grams make sense to an American, but I cook enough to know the answer was 15.
Now, keep in mind, this lady is a computer consultant , next question she blows is "How many decades in 2 millenia?". HELLLOOOOOO... It wasn't that long ago that we celebrated the New Millenium... why was it such a big fugging deal ... 'cooooz it only comes once every 1000 fugging years. Anyhoot, she blew away $175 K, but still walked away $25 K and got to say "I am dumber than a 5th grader".
Now if I was this lady's boss, I would dial the TV show, and fire her on the spot. If I was one of the places this lady was a consultant to, I would end all my business relations with her firm, and demand a refund.
Nope, none of that shit happened, instead they gave her a cheque for 25 large. TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND !!! For blowing 3 questions a 5th grader could answer blindfolded...
Tomorrow, I am going in and taking the state elementary sufficiency test and blowing away all questions... 300 questions, 25K per each 3 wrongly answered questions, the state will owe me $2,500,000 (probably just $1.3 after all taxes and that good shit)... But what the fuck, for $1.3 Mil, I'll say "I am dumber than 100 5th graders"
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I NEED NEW READERS !!!
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Posted:Mar 6, 2007 3:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 5, 2007 5:55 am
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Or at least need to winnow out the fucking poseurs. I put up a post about, say, preferring percolated coffee to that drip sludge shit, and I hear from people, some my good friends, hoisting their noses in the air, and sadly shaking their heads as they patiently explain to me I need a French press, or a vacuum style.
Fuck you people! I want a cup of damned coffee that wasn't dripped through a filter of specious grinds, not a goddam work of art.
It's all about the octane. I like my coffee at 93.5. I want a kick in my ass, and percolated coffee tastes better than dripshit to me.
You fru fru fuckers would never cut it as cowboys, unless you were of the Brokeback variety.
Damn. You're all fired.
That is all. I feel better now. And I'm buying a fucking percolator tomorrow.
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A little History please ...
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Posted:Mar 3, 2007 9:03 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2007 11:22 pm
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I'm done with the History Channel. It be history. It was bad enough that 90% of their content quit being history, as such, but had become a bizarre series of interviews with obscurantist fringe puppets of academe, who'd somehow managed to obtain a PhD in such esoterica as "Did the Incas Fly?", "Jet Airplanes of Ancient Egypt", and "Alien-Built Pyramids of the Yanomamo Tribes ". It's like In Search Of..., except there ain't no Leonard Nimoy as Francis the Talking Mule. What the fuck is with the conspiracles??
When I turn on the History Channel, I want to see brutality on the Eastern Front. Xerxes' battles. Fredericksburg. The Hiroshima firestorm. The occasional Marquis de Sade documentary.
No. Now I get an entire series on Jesus statues bleeding from the eyes, Edgar Cayce and Nostradamus dream sequences, crop circles admittedly created by drunken pubcrawlers, and tonight: a lactating Virgin Mary.
Where are the stories of Mussolini's head being kicked down the streets like a soccer ball, anyway?
Is it too much to ask for a little, you know, fugging HISTORY???
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Daddy is for...
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Posted:Feb 27, 2007 6:42 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2007 10:36 am
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target practice. So, I wake up this morning, take a shower and put a clean shirt on, ready to tackle the day. Within minutes my comes, gives me a big hug, I pick him up to return the favor, he digs his head on my shoulder, how sweet eh ? Then proceeds rubbing his nose on my shirt eck !!! My clean shirt is covered in green gooey, oozey, sticky stuff.
No problem, it is just a shirt, and was worth the hug. Take the shirt off, put on a new one when one of my daughters start crying, off to the shoulder she goes, couple pats on her back, and she gives a mighty burp, man, I am telling you, those creatures can make sounds bigger them bodies. Couple more taps on the back... and... spit up !! You wanna be a daddy, better get loving the smell of sour milk.
Oh well, there goes another shirt. Have just done laundry so plenty more in the hamper waiting to be folded. Put on a new shirt and move on...
is in the living room playing with his crayons, middle bouncing away in her bouncy chair, dad has a clean shirt on. Everyone happy ... nope, the smallest is fussing, let's see what her problem is... Pick her up from her crib, and before I can say "ohhhh shit !!!" she brings her legs to that curved position and with a mighty "inghhhhh"; man, I am telling you, those creatures can make sounds bigger them bodies; lets the poop roll. Right through the diaper, and yesss, you guessed it, on daddy's clean shirt.
Long story short, within 2 hours, I have gone through all my clean shirts, that is why half of my pictures are topless.
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