dancing tongues
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Posted:Apr 27, 2007 2:57 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2013 12:37 am
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hello there angel of my nightmare
it started off with a kiss
how could it end up like this
it was only a kiss
it was only a kiss
i just cant hide
its killing me
and taking control
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kikuyu's,,,,,lioness or lamb
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Posted:Apr 20, 2007 2:46 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2013 12:39 am
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hi guy'z
general update today,
i was having lunch yesterday and the topic of which tribes made the best lovers came up,,,,,
being a diplomat i mentioned that luo's were very good.
however thinking about the various tribes ive had the pleasure of so far,i find most of the women are pretty much the same,,,,however saying that it does seem that kiuks are more lazy,,,,they're takers in the love game,,,they'll let you do just about anything to please them but they like to be backseat passengers,,,,i like someone to can take the wheel occasionally.oh i'm still waiting for kalenjin offers
thought for the day,,,,,
dont think,,,,,,you head will hurt,,,lol
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adventurous escapades
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Posted:Apr 15, 2007 12:53 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2013 2:28 pm
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hi guys,
thnx go out to tequila man,,
have you indulged in outdoor sex???,,and how amorous adventerous or just plain stupid have you been????
as far as i can recall i have had one romantic outdoor experience,,it was with the greatest love of my life,,,,,we went for a sunday drive and ended up in mt elgon ntl park,,,after driving from eldy and around the park we were quite hot and sweaty,,not to mention horny,,,as we drove slowly,windows open i heard the sound of running water. we stopped and got out to investigate,,wot we found was a small pool with a waterfall feeding into it,,,we went over to bathe our faces and i pushed her in as she got up i could see the cold water had made her nipples stand outas i reached down to help her out she pulled on me and i ended up alongside her waist deep in cold water we kissed tenderly and i slowly undressed her,we moved slowly toward the waterfall and ended up making love with the water bouncing off our bodies,,,we finished up and got dressed as we made our way back to the car we passed a couple who smiled cheekily as we passed,,,i wonder if they saw anything??
i had one outdoor session in hugary when it was still a communist regime,,,we had gone there to do a rally,,,we stopped at a petrol stn to fill up and as we were waiting i decided to eat an orange,,,,the petrol pump girl was about 17 or 18 years old and she looked in amazement as i ate this fruit,,,,,we tried talking but it was difficult, anyway the gist is she'd never had an orange and i'd never had a hungarian girl,,,,so we traded,,,,behind the office.
stupid,,,,,aahh that has to be finland,,,i had been in a niteclub and picked a girl,,we left and headed back to my hotel,,however when we got there my roomie was already sleeping ,,we used to have an agreement that the single one would go to the bar for a couple of hours,,but he refused and she wouldnt do anything in front of him. we left the hotel and she lived toooooo far for me to travel there and back and still get enuf sleep for the following day, i looked around and in the town square there was this phone booth,,we looked at each other and ran over to it,,,went inside and closed the door,,,,,i reached up and plucked out the light bulb,,then we got down to business,,several people walked by,,but this only added to the excitement of it all,,,,when we finished i put her in a taxi and went off to bed,,,,we won the rally also,,,,great event
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thought for the day
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Posted:Apr 13, 2007 1:40 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2013 8:00 am
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oooppss,
i forgot this,,,,
why is it the feeling that makes you feel sooooo good,,,,
is the same one which hurts you soooo bad??
no wise cracks please
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in the shit,,,,,,,,,again
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Posted:Apr 13, 2007 1:33 pm
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2011 6:01 am
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hi guyz,
you'll like this one,,,,,,,
no,,,as far as i know i've not upset anyone,,,so i'm not in that shit.
i've not slipped into the wrong hole,,,,nope not that shit either.
no cynical smiles,,,no laughter,,,no sympathy.
what is love????,,,who can describe the feeling??? is there love at first sight,,or bite???
is it an empty feeling when ur not 2gether?,,an aching in ur loins?,,the butterflies in ur stomach?,,and when ur 2gether,,the happiness,,contentment,,security,,
my luo lover,,when i first kissed her it was unreal,,,my legs went weak,,my heart almost stopped (i'm not kidding here)i knew then but denied it,,,,while she was away,i was hurting evryday,,,when she returned i felt like a schoolboy set loose in the sweet shop,,,,
o.k,,,,thats the shit i'm in,
nothing can come of this relationship now,,,,,maybe in the future who knows but now i need solutions,,,,do i break this now,,,,shes still hurting from previous relationship(of which i may have helped to end),,so if i do i'll be an even bigger asshole,,,and i cant hurt her anymore,,no i wont hurt her anymore(sounds like love)do we just carry on seeing each other and then i let her go if she meets somone,,,just wot i do i have no idea
only one thing comes to mind right now,,,why the fuck did i gaze into those eyes(mrs x??)
troisjunky,,,,,you better come up with a cracker to this one.
stud,,maybe a case of tequila,,,lol
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Posted:Apr 12, 2007 5:17 am
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2013 8:00 am
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jambo chaps,
well apart from sexual conquests,theres not bin too much going on.i did notice one thing though.
some of the comments made on various blogs dont seem to tie up with the subject raised,so before you make ur comment make sure you understand wot is being said and why,,,,dont just pick one area and comment if it doesnt go with the rest of the blog,,,,,,try and do ur own blog,,,man its tough,,,one other thing i noticed,,,where the fucks triosjunky hiding???,,,i'm missing that satirical humour,,,,not to mention the Js.
ooohh it seems mrs x has found a taker,,,,nice girl too...hope she gets wot she needs,
fate can be a cruel thing,,,,well the randymans happy with his western ladies,,so he'll leave you in peace
take care guyz(and girz)
be safe
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safari ya kenya
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Posted:Apr 7, 2007 6:39 am
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2013 11:06 am
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jambo bloggers,
just before i start,i need some clarification,o.k, booty call,,,,,when you're in need of sexual gratification and phone somone to come and do the neccessary business.i got that but,if i call somone and plan to meet,,,is that classed as booty call??
right,,,i'm still in western province,,,sorry triosjunky but ur girls are hot,,,,i got this luhya girl,quite by accident,,i was after her sister but this one offered first,,i've had one meeting of the bodies but it was quite some time back,,and as she was planning to travel home last week, i was surprised to recieve a text from her,,she explained her boyfriend was upcountry already,,she was gonna travel sat nite,,,so me being a gentleman offered to meet her(booty call???)
we met for our secret rendevous,our few stolen hours together,tender,,blissfull lovemaking,,,and after we finished the second round,,,regretably i slapped her ass and chased her to the shower,,,,,after all she has a bus to catch,,,now she's off,,,where's her sister,,,still got a bit of the left.
travelling back to town on a matatu,,,,yes the randyman is carless now,with a satisfied feeling flowing through my body i was oblivious to the world,,,untill a young lady got on and sat next to me,,,it was then i noticed her "T" shirt,,,it said EVEREST,,,i looked down,,looked her in the face and with a cheeky randyman smile said,nah maybe kilimajaro,,she burst out laughing and her face flushed.
that made my day
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EASTER,,,,the ressurection
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Posted:Apr 5, 2007 8:18 am
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2012 6:16 am
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EASTER is upon us,,,,the ressurection of the of god.
with it comes the ressurection of the randyman(demi god)lover,,good guy,
what has bought this about?? could it be the off-line message he recieved,,,maybe,,"baby i'm home",this was the luo lover,,,she was supposed to be away for 1 month,,but returned after 2 weeks,,,albeit very upset,,her trip was not succesful,,,the of the randyman thought about the weapon in his trousers,,,its been dormant for that time,,,he rushes with his chores,,jumps in taxi to her house.all the way there he is thinking,,what delights he can bestow upon her,,his manhood twitching at evry dirty thought,,he knocks on her door,,,,she opens,,,just a small smile emrges on her pretty face,,eyes are red the tears still streaming down,,the randyman melts,,,he holds her tenderly, a small peck on the cheek,,they sit and he holds her,,listening intently,,he offers advice,,after several hours they retire to the peace of her bedroom,,the comforting continues,,,he wonders if he should take the affection further.he gently kisses her face,eyes ,nose,lips,,,her mouth opens and allows is tongue to enter,,they kiss for what seems an eternity,,he enjoys kissing her sweet lips,the salty taste of her tears,he is kissing and tasting her,,he finds a spot,,erogenous,,maybe but whatever it was it drove her crazy,he kissed,licked and gently blew on this area,,her body was trembling evrytime her licked and blew,,,he just worked this area,kissing and biting,,,the biting drove her to a frenzy,,her body shook,she moaned gently,,almost as if by embarassment she tries to stop but the randyman encourages her to relax,,sweet words and a gentle touch,,her trembling body arches,,,she offers her neck to the randyman,,,he bites like a blood thirsty vampire,,,she lets out a scream then the trembling body relaxes. her first orgasm,,and shes still fully clothed....that was just the beginning of our nite of passion,,for what followed was 4 hours of bliss,we just layed there touching kissing exploring each others bodies,,,i wont excite you with the details,,but several orgasms later i was ready to finish,,,i positioned myself on her,,,i did not enter her,,she just took me in her hand and gently stroked,,,i was feeling drunk with the passion,,i was throbbing hard,,,and when the moment of no return came,my eyes widened and i gazed deep into hers,,,,my inner most feelings came pouring out,,along with tears rolling down, to drip on her beauty.
the return of the randyman god i've missed him
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the lights went out,,,,,,,,,,too soon
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Posted:Mar 31, 2007 7:52 am
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2010 7:15 am
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jambo bloggers,
well a few minutes ago my head was full of ideas for my last blog. but now i've started i'm at a dead end,,,,my enthusiasm must have flowed out with the bath water,,,all i'm left with is an empty bottle and a half finished "j".(very soggy)
so wot next??? the randyman will slide into oblivion,,,unnoticed by the world.
hey i just thought of something,,,,wot are michael jacksons top three songs
3,,pretty young thing,,,,2,,,im forever blowing bubbles,,,and no1,,,dont let ur sun go down on me.
i know,,,,pretty feeble,,,,,not a writer ,,,not a joker,,,,,aaahhh at least the randyman was good for somthing,,,not so long ago, i'm here listening to christine aguilera's hurt,,,lets see the mood swing now.mmmm its going from bad to worse,,,hmmm still crazy after all of these years,,,theres a thought,,,i used to be undecided,now i'm not so sure (THINK ABOUT THAT)
hmmm you are so beautiful to me,,a tear runs down my cheek,,,,wow,,could that be the return of the randyman emerging from this dying mortal,,aahhh but then its too late now,,,,,wots next on the playlist,,,i'm a bitch,,no thats somone else,,next please,golden oldie,,she wore blue velvet (couldve sworn it was a red dress)she knows,,dont you???....O.K,,now i'm torn,,,should i stay or should i go?? i dont want to bore you guys with a long blog,,but i want to give you just enough to maybe remember me.
o.k let me make my sweet escape,,when i think of you (no thats naughty)GOOD BYE dont cry,wipe the tear baby dear from ur eye,it was a pleasure and privelge for me to know you guys,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the randyman has left the room
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near fatality
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Posted:Mar 29, 2007 1:22 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2007 3:32 pm
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unfortunately,,due to near fatal injuries sustained to the randyman there will be no blog written today.
his sorry ass is relaxing in a hot bath trying to soothe his bitten ass and and well kicked testicles(does harambe stars need a new centre forward)
with one of troisjunky's j's in one hand and studs tequila in the other he is unable to type.
so untill the next one,,,glug glug glug,,,hic
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male period,,,the remix
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Posted:Mar 28, 2007 11:43 pm
Last Updated:Jul 15, 2013 12:47 pm
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hi,
in these days when remixing songs is the norm will the same apply to blogs???? who really cares anyway.along the way you'll see musical cliche's but what would a remix be without them.
my apparent misconception of my feelings being atributed to the male period were somehow wrong,,,i never had stomach cramps and i still wanted sex.
so i've been looking for another reason for the strange mood swings,,then it hit me,,,,,it was the quickening,,the transformation of the randyman,,,from the nice guy into the leacherous dog,,,looking for the next pair of panties to get into. there would have been a time when r/man would'nt have thought like that he was kind and loving,,,but wots love got to do with it,,he loved so bad it hurt,,i've seen the r/man weep in public (albeit a south african house) after the loss of this love,,this was no ordinary love and this show of open emotion actually earned him a freebie,so impressed were the ladies of the nite with his sensitivity.and the way she applied the condom still brings a smile to his face.what is this crazy little thing called love?? do you believe??? have really ever loved a woman??,the kiss,,evry breath you take evry move you make,but for now the new r/man will persue runaway love,he's loved and lost and with no bullet proof soul,his heart is a dangerous weapon,dont feel sorry for the r/man,,,sorry is the most over used and under meant word,, imagine,,its the year of the diamond dogs and randy is gonna run with the pack,could he be alladin sane or a wild boy??
or just a plain sweet talking guy looking for his super woman (i miss you)now i'm rambling,the lunatic is in my head,,,,before i bore you to death,,,let me end,,the remix part 2 is in the pipe line.
musical credits to
david bowie,queen,sade,pink floyd,duran duran,cher,the chiffons,tina turner,sting,bryan adams,and who ever else in in my crazy mixed up head.
could i be sued for publishing these lyrics i wonder,,,,no problem i know a lawyer,,maybe she'll help,,,,well i think she may have yesterday.
oh,,,also the beatles,,ha ha
have a rocking day
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memoirs of a nice guy
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Posted:Mar 28, 2007 8:13 am
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2013 8:16 am
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hi guys,
sorry when i say guys i'm not ommiting any ladies who migh be reading this,,just a figure of speech,,,,,
well after receiving a swift kick in the balls today ,,i've been inspired,,,thankyou gr8 lady.
being a nice guy is not who or what i want to be.
so if ur hair is a mess i wont say its nice,,maybe somthing like,,,no hairbrush at home then??,,,if ur boyfriend is giving you shit,,,,too bad you chose him.
husband upsetting you,,,wooooooo you made ur bed sweetie.
this is the return of the thin white duke, throwing darts in lovers eyes,,,,,you like that,thank mr bowie,,,hes my alltime fav singer.
but look at it,,,wot do you read,,,,is he the jealous lover throwing the darts,,,,,or is he telling us,,,if ur blind you can still love that person,,,,,,maybe,,,,,,i see it as you have to be a blind fool to fall in love(been there done that,,,never again)
so heres to the blind lovers,,,live to love,,live to regret it.
contrary to popular belief i feel im getting better at this with evry blog i write,,,maybe this one is coming from deep within.anyway the rest of my inspiration i flushed down the toilet,so untill somone else inspires me(i.e pisses me off) i'll see you then.
oh,,,hope you liked this one,,,,,,if not too badd
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male period
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Posted:Mar 27, 2007 8:22 am
Last Updated:Jul 15, 2013 12:48 pm
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hi guys,
this could be interesting,,,,having reconnected with my interlectual chatter,a thought came from her,,,,,we were discussing my mood swing and yesterday it had crashed badly.jokingly she said "it must be that time of month" then my brain changed gear,,hhmmmmm i thought,do you get an equivalent to p.m.s for men,,,,,,when you're in a state of hormone imbalance,,,head full of confusion,,,,i was feeling pretty bad,and if women suffer that evry month then i'm glad i'm not a woman,,,,,so gentlemen,when you know that time is coming,,,treat her gently and respectfully,,,,remember the randyman has been there,,, till next month then!!!!
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