Confessions of a Middle-Aged Santa...
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Posted:Dec 29, 2016 8:26 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 4:53 pm
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Ok, I hope you don't think there's going to be sex, and role-playing, and all kinds fo hot, sweaty, naked stuff in here.
Please. If you've been reading my blog, you know there's no way that my 4-year-long drought has ended in such a way as to lead to non-stop sex.
Nah. I was just thinking the other day about what it meant to be a dirty-minded older man - who just happens to look an awful lot like the beloved jolly old elf.
Although, I can think of some uses I put the "magic snowball" to... voyeurism would be the least of my new hobbies!
When I was in my 20's, I did the mall Santa routine. That's right, I wore the red suit, added some padding, and some fake white hair/beard, and sat there while babies cried on me, or wet their diapers. Loads of fun.
One of the guys who worked the same mall I did claimed that he had "Santa groupies" all the time, and that he had to buy a suit for himself, so he could get all the pussy he ever wanted. Huh. And he was one of the older men - closer to my age now than he was to my age then. And he had some personality issues, and some other issues - yet he claimed the suit scored him women.
Needless to say, it didn't work out for me all that well.
Mind you, I did enjoy having a woman hit on me... while her was on my lap. Surreal. And I did invite all of the college coeds to sit on my lap, and I would give them a low-pitched "ho, ho, ho!"
But no groupies.
Move ahead to now. As I have mentioned before, I look much like the beloved jolly old elf, even without the suit. People have come up to me at my job and offered to hire me to play Santa. I did a couple of stints, and got all suited up, and played the part well enough to get invited back next year.
But no groupies.
I guess I should not have believed that "rent-a-Santa" story from almost three decades ago... Well, live and learn.
There's always next year for the suit...
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So, Here We Go Again...
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Posted:Dec 26, 2016 8:41 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2017 8:34 pm
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I'm shaving this morning, and, well, thought, why not? I mean, I enjoyed it when I shaved last time, so...
I start shaving.
Down there.
You know, in the "privates".
Then I remember someone's advice, to use a trimmer instead. So I pull out my trimmer.
About halfway through, I notice I have nicked myself. So I stopped and cleaned up.
Sure enough, while using the trimmer, I nicked the area where my dick joins up with my scrotum. Needless to say, I put the trimmer away.
So, here I am: half trimmed, half furry. If you were to look at my "package" while I was still in my boxer briefs, you might notice that, well, it's a little lopsided right now, as the hair takes up some space... but only on one side.
Walking has been interesting...
How was your day?
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Long time...
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Posted:Nov 25, 2016 7:56 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2016 11:13 am
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no see...
I've been busy. RL interferes with my fantasy life once again... I am still here, just not as often as I used to be, or would like to be.
So I hope every one is doing well, and that your RL situations make you smile.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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WTF?
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Posted:Sep 3, 2016 8:49 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 4:53 pm
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I admit it, life has been a bit busy.
I'm working two jobs, and getting a lot less sleep than I should, so I rarely get a chance to come out here and perv anymore. Tonight is the first time in over a week that I was able to stay awake long enough to read some blogs...
But the email notification is down? Really? How am I to know who's getting hotter without it?
And this blog war thing... wtf? I come back out here, and many of the blogs I follow have more than 20 posts waiting for me. I check out a couple of my favorite blogs, and both of them mention something about a blog war going on.
Sigh... why do I feel like I'm in middle school again?
I'm going to perv some more, then I'm going to bed. Huh. It's getting difficult to find good stuff to perv anymore...
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Went All The Way!
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Posted:Jul 10, 2016 10:04 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2016 8:26 pm
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YES! That's right - I finally did it!
I actually finished shaving my balls and pubic area!
What? What did you think I was talking about, having sex? Oh, please... I don't meet, and my wife still does not feel like making love anymore, so...
So now I'm bare - and it's a rather unusual feeling. Everything down there likes to stick together now, so going to the bathroom is a whole new feeling.
So, now what? I dunno. What happens after you shave it - you let it grow back? Eh. I let it grow out before; I could if I felt like it.
So, how many of you shave? How often? Do you like the feeling? Why? What about your partner - do they like the feeling where you shaved?
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Happy Fourth of July!
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Posted:Jun 29, 2016 8:46 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 4:53 pm
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The loudest holiday of the year is rapidly approaching!
Anyone out there making plans for indoor "fireworks", if you know what I mean? 
Interesting thought: fireworks have been banned in Ohio for years, yet we still have companies selling them. Of course, you must sign an affidavit claiming you will be leaving the state with your purchase. Watching the news, you get to see ads for the local fireworks company - right around the reports about the local fireworks show, and the "gentle" safety reminder that fireworks are dangerous... oh, the irony...
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Just a little expriment...
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Posted:Jun 6, 2016 8:04 pm
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2018 5:19 am
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I do like to come out here, and I do like to read the blogs, and I like to chat with folks out here, and, I have to say, one theme has cropped up more than once.
Shaving.
Ok, you've probably seen my profile pic. I have a rather large amount of body hair, and the place it grows the longest and thickest is in my crotch. So, a while back, I started trimming the hair around my cock. That really didn't do anything for me, and, since no one else saw it, it didn't do anything for anyone else.
I'm in the shower, working on keeping my beard under control, when I thought, "eh, why not?" And I tried shaving down below.
Ok, shower drains clog very quickly...
I got much of the hair on the pubes shave down - but not gone. So I thought I'd try again. Still not gone, but now it's noticeable. And I tried shaving around my balls, too.
The end result? Another clogged drain. And a bit less hair down there. But not much...
Damn, this is going to take some time.
And it's already starting to itch.
I guess we'll see what happens, how far I am going to take it. Or, actually, I'll see it... I don't think my wife is all that interested (has it been three or four years? I can't remember...), and I'm not going around picking up women.
So that just leaves me and Rosie. Rosie Palm, and she doesn't really care what I look like! lol
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Ever have one of those days...?
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Posted:Apr 22, 2016 7:27 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2016 7:14 pm
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I feel like I owe some people an apology.
I have been online, every night this week, my usual times... but, for some odd reason, I have been falling asleep at the keyboard.
No, I have not been blowing people off - I have not responded to posts because I barely had a chance to read them and respond before I would start nodding off...
No, I have not started to skip on cam shows (yo all you lovely women who cam - thank you very much! You have brought me hours of pleasure!)... and, while I have fought to stay awake, the actual truth is I have clicked on very few, as I have not stayed awake long enough to get through my blogs, let alone look at the cams.
No, I have not skipped out on the Gallery. I love looking at - and posting - pics.
I'm not sure what's going on, but it could have something to do with the weather. See, I like it a little cold: I'm always wanting to cuddle up to another person, and I sleep best when it's cold enough that cuddling feels good. But, with the recent warm weather, it has been hard to get the bedroom cooler. So, for now, I'll blame the weather.
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Asses...
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Posted:Apr 1, 2016 7:50 pm
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2016 9:04 pm
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Nothing wrong with a cute ass, right?
Admit it, you've been someplace, and you looked around, and - BAM! Your eyes are glued to some ass off to the side, one you hadn't noticed before, and, now, you can't avert your eyes!
It's ok... we've all been there...
You know what's funny? I type in "ass" - to find an appropriate photo to post - and, on the front page, where it lists links to websites, it shows a couple of donkeys, some guys, and a woman in a bikini from behind... but, click on the "images" tab, and literally hundreds of women's butts are there for you to look at. All of them naked, many of them bent over.
Huh. I guess the joke's on me today!
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It's only fair...
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Posted:Mar 31, 2016 8:21 pm
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2016 7:44 pm
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If I posted a cock shot, it's only fair that I post a chick pic, too, right?
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Cock Shots
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Posted:Mar 29, 2016 6:15 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2016 7:30 pm
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I have always wondered... why do men post cock shots?
How many women enjoy viewing them? I have heard from a few who do, but many have complained about the number of cock shots out there. So, which is it: are you pro or con?
Having seen the pic I have attached here, frankly, I don't see the issue...
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Crazy Times Ahead...
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Posted:Mar 21, 2016 7:19 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2016 9:01 pm
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Even more so than usual!
Spring is here, but it isn't much of a spring around here: we were expecting snow this past weekend (it missed us), and we had frost on the cars today.
Spring, Yeah, right...
Right before spring actually began, we had warm weather - very warm for early March - and I found myself trying not to stare at a woman's breasts.
She was not naked... she was not dressed provocatively... she wore a white tank top under a tan jacket. Perfectly acceptable - except it allowed me an excellent view of her cleavage. And I liked her cleavage. I felt I needed to walk up to her afterwards and both apologize for my staring... and applaud for the view!
Ladies, how much does this bug you: I tried to be nonchalant about it, but I believe I failed miserably.
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Have You Noticed...
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Posted:Mar 1, 2016 7:38 pm
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2016 8:10 pm
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I used to have over 1000 members who had viewed me. I also had close to 20 friends, 20 members who had flirted with me, and over 20 who had hotlisted me.
Ok, my numbers are not nearly so impressive now...
A bunch of the members who had done these various activities all disappeared from my profile. Considering it took me something like 3 years to get them, and now they are gone, I am upset for a couple of reasons...
1) It took me almost three years to get that many views, flirts, hotlists, and friends. I had a reason to feel happy about having that many people at least show cursory interest in me - as I believe I have mentioned a few times out here, my self-esteem is, well, crap. Zero. Non-existent. Having that many people look in on me was something I could feel good about, and could use to show that, maybe, I'm not such a waste after all.
2) Some of these people I found very interesting... and now the information I had on them is gone. I can no longer look at their (edited) profiles, or the three pics that pop up, or the three videos that pop up.
Even more disturbing is the fact that I keep getting emails telling me of various members who have viewed my profile - but they do not show up in my "Viewed Me" listing. My "Viewed Me" listing only has 12 people on it, and they are from a couple of weeks ago. Nothing more recent, and nothing from before (the site claims I have only had 12 members view my profile in the last 90 days, and a total of around 130 who have viewed me, over 85% of the members who have viewed my profile are lost).
Has there been any word on when this will be fixed, and if they can restore those listings?
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