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My Top Ten Involving Men!!!
 
I've lived a very charmed, blessed and amazing life. This will be my attempt to organize the events in my life by categories. Since most of my life evolves around men...lol
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Gay Characters on Television!!!
Posted:Jun 19, 2018 11:57 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 8:55 pm
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Since I don't read much around here, I can pretty much post what I want without offending. But if you should feel inclined to suggest one of your own, feel free. Just make me want to go check him out! lol

I avoided sit-coms on purpose, because most of those characters exaggerated stereotypes and caricatures I can live without. Besides, I tend to go for dynamic, yet flawed men with a range of talents and emotions. Some may call them bad boys, but I just think they are misunderstood. They need love too, I usually put in the time, energy, patience and understanding to get there, and they develop an appreciation for me for doing so!

10} David~ The New Normal...Rare is it that a nice guy is going to get and keep my attention. Sure, he may look great, but something about their inner workings will bore me before too long. David, played by Justin Bartha, managed to convey a range of emotions and a sense of humor and warmth, without becoming uninteresting. I've been crushing on Mr. Bartha for quite some time, with his cute face, great smile and piercing blue eyes. Him playing David just made me want him more.


9} Rusty~ TheCloser/Major Crime...A little young, but definitely more my type. An extremely intelligent gay street hustler who is eventually adopted, and finds love and success! Played brillantly by Graham Patrick Martin, Rusty became one of the most fascinating characters, and one of the best things about the show. His intelligence and compassion made me wish I could befriend him in real life!

8} Jesus~ The Walking Dead...The greatest thing in the world for me to see on television is a gay bad ass! We are so typically played as soft, or even worse, effeminate. Played by the beautiful Tom Payne, can make a whole lot of sense, show warmth, heart and compassion, and still kick some ass when he needs to. If that gay power couple ever makes it to the show, I love you Aaron, but the dream team of Jesus and Daryl would be awesome!

7) One of my favorite numbers, and lucky indeed, we have a tie! Blaine~Glee & Will~ Nashville...Who doesn't love a guy who can marinade and serenade them in bed, and both of these guys have singing chops! Blaine, played by the gorgeous Darren Criss, was a beautiful sweetheart, and his love for his man and his friends was quite uplifting, if not inspiring. Will's story of closeted gay musician, abandoned by his parents, eventually accepting and finding, not only himself, but love and becoming a successful out country music star was awesomely portrayed by the handsome Chris Carmack. Tim, Brad and now Will, are three country guys I will listen to, follow and enjoy, not just buy their cds for masturbatory purposes! lol


6} Connor~ How To Get Away With Murder...Sexy bad boy who finds love, softens up but never loses his edge. Sounds like my future husband! Played by the dreamy Jack Falahee, Connor is the personification of hot, and he had no problem using it to his advantage. Usually giving a strong character love makes them weak, if not boring. But watching Connor waver between his lighter and darker side is a thing of beauty to watch, and having his man do the same dance with him only enhances the situation!

5} Danny~ Wolf...In a show with so many sexy men (Tyler Hoechlin, Tyler Posey, Daniel Sharman, Ryan Kelly, Cody Christian, Colton Haynes, the Carver twins, etc.), so many of whom have , shall we say, interesting lives outside the show (Tyler, Ryan, Cody, Colton), it would be hard to stick out! But much like his nipples, Danny managed to do so, and he did it being the ultimate nice guy who no superhuman strength. Just a great mind, a hot body and a good heart. Now that to me is sexy as hell!


4} Kevin~ Nashville...Another ultimate nice guy, who saw Will through some of the hardest parts of his journey, all without changing who he was or what he wanted out of life. That kind of strength is what makes a real man, gay or straight! Wonderfully acted by the mouth-watering Kyle Dean Massey, Kevin's level-headedness and compassion gave him a power that didn't come of as hard. Probably one of the strongest gay nice guys brought to the small screen!

3} Justin~ The Haves & The Have Nots...And I'm guessing most of you have no idea what you are missing. A Tyler Perry drama on the Oprah Winfrey Network, if you love dramatic soap operas, you ought to be checking this out! And among its fascinating characters is Justin, a closeted police officer with a wife and , who ends up falling for the of a homophobic bitch, and coming across as unhinged in the process. You really ought to check this show out, and while you are at it, take a gander at Justin, played by the drool-inducing Nicholas J. Muscarella. I'm telling you , you don't know what you are missing here!


2) Zero~ Hit The Floor...Gone but never to be forgotten is Zero, a former foster care who manages to become a basketball star, falls for the estranged of the owner of the basketball team, finds love and comes out! Another bad boy whose soft side is only seen by his boyfriend, Zero is a conniving, scheming, bisexual sex machine, and doesn't mind using any and all of that to get what he wants. Amazing portrayed by the living wet dream that is Adam Senn, Zero is the ultimate misunderstood bad boy, softened but not weakened by love. The man of my heart and dreams!


1} Omar~ The Wire...A bad ass openly gay gangster who tackles not one, but two mobs, even using the cops in his quest to survive the mean streets of Baltimore. His nearly superhuman feats and Robin Hood approach has the city on edge. Who else can bring the fear of God into people just by whistling "Pop Goes The Weasel", yet display a fierce love for the people he cares about? Through Emmy-worthy performances by the incredible Michael K. Williams, Omar was the shit of legends! He may not be the hottest guy on the list, but who does love a bad boy! And on the gay spectrum, Omar was the baddest ass there was!
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Body Parts!!!
Posted:Mar 12, 2018 11:54 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 8:55 pm
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As a masseur, it is necessary to work on a guy's body. And gay masseurs like me look at some body parts for various reasons. The guy I go to for massages even offers more discounts than Progressive, for appearance, certain body parts, etc. He said to me that because you never know what you are getting into until they arrive, sometimes it helps to find sexy spots to keep you motivated during the hour or two you are working on. That got me to think...are there parts of a man's body I look at...motivation? And what am I looking for when I do?

10} The Back~ I think the small of the back is the sexiest part. I like to study the curve of it, in both directions. And I also like it when hair is permitted to grow there. I also dig the shoulder blades of men. Good thing because a lot of men hold tension there. Some don't even realize it until I check it out. And hairy backs can be sexy too!

9} Legs~ Ladies aren't the only ones with great gams! Muscular thighs and calves can be quite hot. I kind of go for the two for one ratio between the width of the thighs and calves. I also spend a bit of time on the knees and kneecaps, since guys tend to neglect them. And some of my have actually discovered that the back of their knees are an erogenous zone for them. And of course, hair is great there too!

8} Hands~ There seems to be a great deal of intimacy involved in the hands. In fact, most of my prefer not to have their hands or arms massaged. But some of my want to touch me, and so I look at the nails to see if they are clean and taken care of. Sadly, the manlier the hands are, the less attractive they are to me.

7} Feet~ The most neglected part of the body, besides knees and elbows to me, are the feet. But I feel like they ought to be greatly cared for. After all, most people are on them quite a bit, and they carry your body weight all the time! So i spend extra time on them. In fact, most say they have never had a masseur spend some much time on them. Like the hands, I like the nails to be clean and taken care of. I prefer that they don't have an odor. And I look for dry skin and other signs that they may not be getting the attention that they should.

6} Navels~ By now, you have figured out that I find body hair sexy on a man. And this is one of my favorite spots to find it! The hairier it is, the less flat it needs to be to be hot.

5} Armpits~ Confession...I have an armpit fetish, and there are few things sexier than a hairy armpit. I don't want it rank, but I don't want deodorant there either. Au naturel with a natural musk and a little sweat, for an intoxicating scent and a slight salty taste if I decide to go there! Hairless rarely gets to me, unless the curves are just right and scent and sweat are present.

4} Chest~ I could go on and on about this one! Most of us love muscle definition, and pecs over boobs. By now, you already know that the hairier it is, the better for me. I also think nipples are awesome. The combination of the three would definitely keep me motivated, as I would get to see it all the time. That little curve between the pecs can be sexy as well, especially if it is hairy and sweat is allowing it to cling to the body!

3) Asses~ Yes, I am a butt man. The lack of a tan line is the first thing I look for. Hair is also a plus back there. But the main things are the globes of the gluteus maximus. Small firm asses are cool, but big muscular butts are better. I don't even mind if there is a little jiggling going on towards the bottom end. But not everyone is a fan of jello, and I absolutely can not stand dimples here.

2} Cocks~ Hey, I'm a masseur, but I'm also a gay man, so what did you expect? I probably should have said the whole genital or pubic region, as the balls and even the taint can be sexy as hell to me! So the current trend of manscaping down there bothers me. The hair holds the sweat and the natural musk, which can be inebriating to me. I suspect some pheromones gets mixed in there too, which really works for me when I'm not doing a standard massage. Length is fabulous and girth is nice, but hair is the decoration, the sugar and the spice!

1} Faces~ If eyes are the windows to the soul, the rest of your faces says volumes about your personality and spirit. The mouth is a direct magnifier to the eyes. A great and easy smile with a gleam in your eyes reflects a joy in you, as a frown might signify the pain or anger in your eyes. Even the hair or the lack of can say something about you. And while I'm on the hair, facial is a definite plus. I also study the lips and ears, but those are more for discovering if there is a romantic nature to your soul. Usually romantics like a more, tender, gentle, sensual touch.

I'm sure I've said too much here, and you know far more about me than you care to.

I will go back to something more generic and impersonal next time! lol
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...On This Site This Week!!!
Posted:Dec 1, 2017 5:11 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 8:55 pm
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In my endeavor to acknowledge all of the attention I am getting, I wanted to give a shout-out and a Gracias to my guys, especially those I can't really communicate with, all I can only read some and not all of my emails. So I thought, if you saw your name in my blog, at least you would know I got what you sent, even if I couldn't read it.

10) 469funBuckspa~ Thank you so much for your comments to my last blog post, and for being the only one not to state the obvious!

9) Lookingfortrick~ Thank you very much for the flirt!

Onefunguy1964~ Thank you for adding me to your hot list!

7) Chrischampaign~ Thank you for the delightful email!

6) Michaelbrebteood~ Thank you so much for the email and for adding me to your hot list. It is very much appreciated!

5) ValdBttmGuy~ Thank you so much for the flirt, the comment to my picture, adding me to your hot list, and especially for becoming my number one fan! Thank you so much!!!

4) Bsmytheo3~ Thank you for being my friend! You may continue with the theme to the Golden Girls at your leisure! lol

3) Tiandle~ Thank you for being my friend! Gracias, amigo!

2) Funnow1975~ Thank you so much for all of your delightful emails. You are far too kind!!!

1) Rdenny646~ Thank you for checking me out! I know, he probably shouldn't be in the number one spot, but when you look like that, it is flattering as hell!!!
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Clueless!!! Missed Opportunities!!!
Posted:Oct 30, 2017 10:38 am
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2017 3:59 am
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Have you ever found yourself in a situation, where in hindsight, or hell, even an confession after the fact, you learned you missed out on an opportunity for sexual relations with someone? Especially if it was someone you really would have done?

10) When I was night manager of a convenience store, not one, but two guys offered to drive me home after work, which was one or two o'clock in the morning. The gay one was attractive and i would have enjoyed him. He confessed to me, a few years later at the bar I worked at. The other one would eventually come out to me as bisexual, and I still missed that boat. Saw him on the news last year, and he still looks awesome!

9) I got sick at another job, and my boss decided to drive me home. Now, this guy was dreamy as hell, and all he talked about was how he thought his wife would be okay with him having an affair with another man. I still kick myself in the ass over that one.

Probably, the most gorgeous guy I've ever laid eyes on, we had already established a rather playful relationship, when he had one drunken night at the bar and couldn't drive home. So I drove him, but the whole time, he is groping on me, talking shit, and basically trying to seduce me. Now I wish I had!!!

7) I was at my favorite bar when the bouncer came up and started being a bit flirtatious with me. He was sexy, and married, and his husband was also working at the bar that night. So not only is he trying to make out with me while on duty, but he's groping and feeling on me when his husband isn't around. Things got so hot and bothered, his clothes started to come off. But that was as far as it went. But still I wonder...

6) Twice now, that I can recall, I was taken home by someone who foolishly had a rather significant roommate. The first time it happened, i was pissed and made damn sure the roommate knew what was suppose to happened had he not interrupted. Apparently, I was part of the second one's birthday present to himself, along with drugs and alcohol. His partner had a huge temper tantrum, throwing things, screaming and yelling. Never said a word to me though. Actually, that one may not count since he did get off twice before I left.

5) This gorgeous blond guy in a bar in Kansas City got drunk and started kissing on me, damn good! At least well enough for me to decide to take him home. By the time we left the bar, I had seen most of what he had to offer, and touched a few spots. Unfortunately, he would pass out when I got him down to his underwear and left really early in the morning.

4) Kansas City was pretty good to me in this regards. There was the partnered redhead at the same bar, but all we managed to do was groped on each other and kiss one time during the many trips we made to the restroom. There was the hairy cowboy, and things were going great. Making out, groping, the clothes were coming off, and then we were interrupted. Sometimes, playing in a parked car in a parking lot isn't such a great idea.

3) I was at my favorite bar and was seriously making out with this tall, skinny blond guy with a nice cock and ass. I bought a round of drinks and we were to go to his place. Well, I didn't think anything of it when he said he was going to the restroom...until I discovered my missing wallet. And he had sneaked out the back door. I chased that bitch half the way home! I have a saying, " If I beat your ass, I get to fuck it." And I did!!!

2) There are several bar employees and many strippers where things got so heated between us, you'd think we were going to do it, but it never happened. Though we may have enjoyed ourselves several times in similar fashion over the years. Sam, Devon, Jimmy, James, Chris, Taylor, Andreas, JT, Kyler, Eric and Patrick, thank you! You are the examples of why I'd still rather spend more money on weak drinks at a bar than drink at home alone!!!

1) A dear friend who use to help me with all my musical endeavors. Blond and cute, I didn't catch on when he asked me to his house to catch a mouse we never saw. Nor when I bought him underwear for Christmas and he offered to model it for me. This one really bothers me because I was crushing on him, and didn't think he was into me, so I settled for the friendship. A few years later, he would confess it to me. I felt like such an ass but our time had come and gone!
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