Failing at Getting Back into the Swing of Things
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Posted:Jul 14, 2016 2:46 pm
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2016 6:00 pm
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So, I have not had sexual relations in quite some time. I mean, I'm using years as a measurement of time.  I've just been busy trying to get my life back in order and sex/relationships was the last on my list of priorities. Now, Im tryna tackle this aspect in my life and I don't what the heck I'm doing. I don't even know if I'm good at sex anymore. Im out of sex shape. My tits are still great and I figure my pussy is still tight especially with lack of use. I also probably cannot give a decent blow job to anything bigger than a baby carrot and even that will probably set off my gag reflex, I'm a hot mess. Hopefully, being back on here, I will meet someone patient enough to help get my groove back. A sex trainer if you will. I digress.
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Beware Dick Pic Senders!!!
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Posted:Jul 6, 2016 9:08 pm
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2016 2:21 pm
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I enjoy dick picks. I love looking at the different sizes, curves and colors, circumcised or not. In my experience, I have noticed a few things that guys should be away of.
1) Bathroom pics: Guys with brown dicks, beware of where you take a dick pic. I love your chocolate bar but when you take a pick of it in the bathroom sometimes it can look like a turd on the bathroom floor. Not a good look.
2) Zooming in: Guys with slightly below average dick sizes, I said slightly to be nice, be aware of what is also in your picture. If you zoom in on your dick to disguise its less than impressive size, make sure there are no objects that can give someone else and idea of big or small you actually are. If I can match my thumb to your thumb and your dick barely passes your thumb in length, trust me, you're not fooling anyone. Try angles that play up your thickness while distracting away from length size.
3) Comparing to Objects: This kind of ties in with zooming in. Put your dick next to an object that flatters your dick. If you're not as thick as soda can, don't take a dick pic next to one.
These are just a few things I've noticed.
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