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The Ribald Bard
The Ribald Bard As a student I found Shakespeare tedious, and was otherwise obsessed with pussy and ass. Nowadays I delight in these lewd and<b> salacious </font></b>gems which were glossed over by teachers of English literature: ' with my tongue in your tail ? ' -- The Taming of the Shrew ' Gorged with the dearest morsel of the earth, ' -- Romeo and Juliet ' That man that hath a tongue, I say is no man, If with his tongue he cannot win a woman. ' -- The Two Gentlemen of Verona ' O Romeo, that she were! Oh, that she were An open arse, and thou a popperin pear.' -- Romeo and Juliet 'Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie. ' -- Venus and Adonis |
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