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Say Cheese!!  

Melbass56 61F
114 posts
2/5/2020 6:31 pm
Say Cheese!!

I was just wondering...how many "dick pics" does it take to make a whole dick?? And is it really necessary to take that one close up?? ( If I wanted to see pics of every man's penis up close and personal...I would have become a urologist.) I swear...I was looking at one guys profile the other night, and he had 33 pics posted. So...I clicked on the first one...dick pic...second one...dick pic...third one...dick pic...etc.. ( well...you get the gist of this). No lie...every pic on his profile was a dick pic!!! And, if that wasn't bad enough...I think he got every angle imaginable!! Why??? I don't know whether to be dumbfounded or impressed!? Do you think he used a "selfie stick" to get to those hard to reach places? Or...is it just imagination running amok? Maybe he's just flexible like that! It's kind of funny...because...almost every guy that I have chatted with on this site claim that they suck at taking selfies..( which they do). But, when it comes to taking that "dick pic" ...they become experts!! They can take the most perfect shot of their junk...but can't seem to get that phone above their waistline! It's like there's an invisible fence preventing them from reaching their face. Again...why??? We know you have one! The jig is up!! It's just 2 feet north of your dick...easy peasy! Just move your arm up slowly...you'll find it...we know you can...we have<b> faith </font></b>in you! After all...the penis isn't what defines a man...is it?

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
2/6/2020 7:58 am

 Men 🚹 (and women) are nervous about being identified so.... their choices are limited.
Feet? nah... boring
BUTT....? too big, too small, not sexy enough?
Anyway... go through all the body parts and you get the picture... pun intended.
Which leaves dicks, breasts,... etc etc etc
i get your point though... Too many? Too many angles? 🤔 lol 😂
Now... I've gotta go through my folders and edit or delete.😶🤔😎
Ya might have a valid pov... 😂😮❗👀


Melbass56 replies on 2/6/2020 4:48 pm:
Just my observation...literally.

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