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The New Normal Depends... On What You Wear... ðŪð
The New Normal Depends... On What You Wear... ðŪð These days - normal doesn't exist. Yet one can always create a facsimile, if you know what you're doing. And I do. Now, you shouldn't try any of this where you live ; I am - a trained professional. My 'new' typical day begins, as I slip on my (Amazon advertised) 'Special Anti-Viral Suit' and head out the door. That morning, a quick drive down barren streets found me at my mechanic's shop. He'd opened his doors - and happily agreed to change my winter tires for the summer ones. Except for his German Sheppard - who kept sniffing my crotch and trying to hump my leg - everything went smoothly. When I got back into the car, I felt free... like you'd feel when you ditch your glumpy boots and put on a pair of runners - after a long winter. The car OBVIOUSLY, drove substantially faster and was much more agile. Was that simply my dormant, winterized imagination overreacting? I think not! As I roared towards my next errand - along empty highways and through non existent rush hour traffic - I marvelled at the open roads. I'll admit that the lack of ANY gridlock on the byways of this city ( a casualty of this 'worldly bug' ), is something that I relish. Did I mention that my car was more nimble? Before long I'd arrived at my grocer. The line up was intense yet people parted to let me through. Which come to think of it - was rather strange. I felt a sense of respect and awe from those shoppers, as I trudged along the aisles of random fruits and vegetables. And then, I noticed HER - leaning up against a bin of potatoes. She'd come prepared, dressed - head to toe - in black vinyl and we acknowledged each other from a safe distance. I couldn't tell but I think she smiled as she asserted her<b> website </font></b>name ; "Domme De Louise". I promised her I'd check it out when I got back home. Upon exiting with my supplies, there would be another quick jaunt to my lakeside refuge - and some quiet time. As I stepped out of my car and onto the shore to marvel at the view, others - who were there - frantically scurried back into their cars. And then... it dawned on me. In these times (as in any) ; it's the clothes that make the man. Or is it the man who makes the clothes? When I arrived home a zipper on my suit, was stuck ; took me an hour to get out of that freakin' thing. But besides that - everything is perfectly normal over here. Ya just gotta know how to dress. ...................................... *Note : Clic on the pics to enlarge them... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Ya wanna LOOK like me? A Men's (or woman's) - anti virus - Gimp Costume Bodysuit with Straps and Chainmail Pants ; $40 at Amazon. The looks you'll GET ? ðĪ Priceless... ð ð ð·ð·ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yep... It's almost, kinda normal over here. Sort of... ðķ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I don't know why but I can totally see you in that suit lol I have to admit it made me chuckle out loud. So glad you got all of your errands taken care of and thanks for sharing another day in the life of Paul. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day..
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Only $40 is surprising. Of course, it would probably take a month to arrive (not being one of the "essential" items that Amazon is focusing on) and by then I don't think the weather will be very conducive to being out and about in latex. PS I have actually seen people dressed this way at the Ground Zero nightclub in Minneapolis. One guy wears a tiny backpack with his latex suit. Cuz, you know, no pockets in the suit for his wallet.
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For me, that would be an anti-viral suit and wearable sauna. What a bargain! I'm handy with zippers btw. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Most women use Cosmo as their 'go to' reference book but I've always used Dress for Success. I believe in dressing for the job you want, not the job you have. If you had timed your outing differently, you could have used your winter tires to make your new outfit for the rubber room! Never ignore those who care for you you will have lost diamonds while you were collecting stones
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Each to there own
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4/20/2020 1:20 pm |
Who knows what normal is anymore
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One with such an imagination, full of smiles, I thought of your statement the car was more nimble, and thought you were going to open her up on the now open road. It seems to have become a habit down here to drive with excessive speed on these now open roads, one local county reported something like 50 super speeder all in excess of 100 MPH. But you didn't just another day in the life of "Paul" Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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For anyone interested... ðĪ That lake picture... at the bottom of the page? If you click on it... and zoom towards the mountain, in the distance, on the left? You'll see St. Joseph's Oratory - Canada's largest church which also has one of the largest domes, in the world. hovering on the mountainside. There ya go... Tourist guidance here as well. ð·ð·ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Cheezus, ever hear of all weather radials ? I reckon so
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4/20/2020 3:10 pm |
That reminds of a girl I knew that wore leather pants. They were so tight, when she farted it looked like a rat running down her leg.
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I don't know why but I can totally see you in that suit lol I have to admit it made me chuckle out loud. So glad you got all of your errands taken care of and thanks for sharing another day in the life of Paul. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day.. Funny thing is... so can I. lol ð Happy to see you smile. ðđ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Only $40 is surprising. Of course, it would probably take a month to arrive (not being one of the "essential" items that Amazon is focusing on) and by then I don't think the weather will be very conducive to being out and about in latex. PS I have actually seen people dressed this way at the Ground Zero nightclub in Minneapolis. One guy wears a tiny backpack with his latex suit. Cuz, you know, no pockets in the suit for his wallet. ... surprising, that is. Ya get what ya pay for? Do you have a brand name in mind? I can imagine that knapsack. I laughed. ð Have you ever worn one ; NOT the knapsack ? ðđð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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For me, that would be an anti-viral suit and wearable sauna. What a bargain! I'm handy with zippers btw. Only to be worn when required... But it's not really my style. More of a joke than anything. You know what I mean? Zippers... what an invention. So you're good with them? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Most women use Cosmo as their 'go to' reference book but I've always used Dress for Success. I believe in dressing for the job you want, not the job you have. If you had timed your outing differently, you could have used your winter tires to make your new outfit for the rubber room! True about... dressing for success. That's worked for me. Now about that rubber room? What's that all about? Lol ð I'd take notes... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Each to there own ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Who knows what normal is anymore Enjoy your new normal. Do you notice a difference? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Cheezus, ever hear of all weather radials ? Good suggestion where the snow and ice season, isn't as long as it is here. But hey... There's no fun, messing with the wrong tires. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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That reminds of a girl I knew that wore leather pants. They were so tight, when she farted it looked like a rat running down her leg. I have owned one pair of leather pants. Yep... I liked them. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I wonder if that's her real hair.... Or, part of the suit.
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>> Have you ever worn one ; NOT the knapsack ? ðđð NOOOOO. It is difficult enough to get into a pair of tights (pantyhose were abandoned years and years ago). Also, I don't think it's a good look on people who are a bit, er, zaftig.
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I wonder if that's her real hair.... Or, part of the suit. Would you be able to pull it into a pony tail? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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>> Have you ever worn one ; NOT the knapsack ? ðđð NOOOOO. It is difficult enough to get into a pair of tights (pantyhose were abandoned years and years ago). Also, I don't think it's a good look on people who are a bit, er, zaftig. Thanks for the word. I haven't seen or heard it in a while. ðð·ð·ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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One with such an imagination, full of smiles, I thought of your statement the car was more nimble, and thought you were going to open her up on the now open road. It seems to have become a habit down here to drive with excessive speed on these now open roads, one local county reported something like 50 super speeder all in excess of 100 MPH. But you didn't just another day in the life of "Paul" I can see that happening here as well. Stick to the middle of lane - and let them pass you. It's a weird vibe here... I'll say that. Things will get back to some semblance of normal - right? ð·ð·ð In the meantime... we'll adapt. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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