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A Date Nite prequel
A Date Nite prequel My First Mentor Cristi dear, I'm sending you this hoping to bring a smile and giggle.my first(and only)mentor was a young lesbian girl with definite Ideas about style . I wrote it to a friend in Iowa.. shortly after it happened.. True story. Well , you know how lesbian<b> chicks </font></b>can get some times.. Lori and her lady Angel started arguing last Sunday . The escalation has taken a week but is by now a full scale war with Lori sleeping in her storage shed and Angel throwing various articles of apparel into the yard... The actual physical violence began Wednesday and so far has included a baseball bat , power tools and at least one major kitchen appliance... Meanwhile I have one eye made up, half a hairdo, and numerous cuts and abrasions to show for my 'excellent choice of a mentor and instructor..'. 'My god,Cristi,had I but known the volatile nature of those two and the instability of the relationship , I would have chosen a much more even natured duo; perhaps oh...I don't know,...Bonnie and Clyde , or maybe Thelma and Louise... Do you get the point ? Things being as they are my neo- punk look is on hold for the moment..my new wardrobe is in mothballs and my dreams of being a drop dead gorgeous t-gurl sleeps with the fishes.. An overstatement , possibly..The' grandmother' next door has kindly offered her assistance and promises to teach me a cute 'Mary Jane' little miss goody, style that is promising.. A bit conservative but at least totally femme. "A lady in the kitchen , a bitch in the bedroom.. |
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