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Love is in the air....
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Love is in the air.... For everyone but me. In the past two weeks I've had two friends get married, three friends announce their undying love to new boyfriends, and one friend announce her engagement. I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little bit jealous. Ugh! Meanwhile I'm sitting at home with the Tilly Cat being brutalized by the Spawn. My excitement today?? Testing out my new Lume deodorant to see if it actually works. After a long day of running around the store and sweating my ass off the 'Pit Test' revealed.... That baby is NOT your ! Oh, wait.... That's Maury Povich's line... The 'Pit Test' revealed the Lume stuff actually works. How could it not with such ingenious marketing though?!? "With a gentle kiss and a wave goodbye, we sent your order on its way. Your Lume is officially en route to your loving arms! No need to wait outside by the mailbox. You can see your order status below." Goodbye white smears on dark clothing and the smell of armpit mixed with powder.... Happy Monday! |
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The pit test hmmmm. Put my mind back on it's leash because it was running away with visuals ! ♫ we had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun ♫ ~ by Terry Jacks ~Wee~
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The pit test hmmmm. Put my mind back on it's leash because it was running away with visuals ! ♫ we had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun ♫ ~ by Terry Jacks ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Lindo nicked my line  Let us spray you'll soon be loved up.
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Woohoo!!!! That would be exciting in MY life. 
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I love watching deodorant adverts. The Lynx Africa advert here in England more-or-less guarantees love at first sniff!
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According to the Lume commercials, it'll deodorize semen left on your skin. I offer to try that out with you
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Ah now McLade, are you sure this isn't a freudian slip.....as in, love is in the hair........as in, you're in love with McNoseHair?    Now, I'm sure there are websites for pit-snifffery, in fact, a long time ago I did a post about that particular profession - would you believe that Arm Pit Sniffing is a recognised job title in certain organisations, and not just manufacturers of deodorant products?? I used to call those white smears pit-marks - in honour of skiddies........ Now that you mention it, I DO remember your pit sniffing post! I remembered thinking, I wonder how much these people make to sniff armpits! Yikes! LOL
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you do realize they are putting their desperate ducks in a row just in case there happens to be another shit-show-shut-down-quarantine-in-place-better isolate. no one wants to go through that, again, alone, so people are coupling, cuffing or whatever you want to call it. but, hey, onward n' upward, right? see how grand love is when they start complaining about the little things like skid mark underwear.
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Lindo nicked my line Let us spray you'll soon be loved up. 
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8/17/2021 4:00 am |
Woohoo!!!! That would be exciting in MY life.
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I love watching deodorant adverts. The Lynx Africa advert here in England more-or-less guarantees love at first sniff!
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According to the Lume commercials, it'll deodorize semen left on your skin. I offer to try that out with you
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Ah now McLade, are you sure this isn't a freudian slip.....as in, love is in the hair........as in, you're in love with McNoseHair? Now, I'm sure there are websites for pit-snifffery, in fact, a long time ago I did a post about that particular profession - would you believe that Arm Pit Sniffing is a recognised job title in certain organisations, and not just manufacturers of deodorant products?? I used to call those white smears pit-marks - in honour of skiddies........
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you do realize they are putting their desperate ducks in a row just in case there happens to be another shit-show-shut-down-quarantine-in-place-better isolate. no one wants to go through that, again, alone, so people are coupling, cuffing or whatever you want to call it. but, hey, onward n' upward, right? see how grand love is when they start complaining about the little things like skid mark underwear.
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Congrats , sounds like you have the ultimate.. Give it a month and see if the evaluation is the same..
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Blow your friends away!!! Tell them you have become a Lesbian!! Watch their faces!!!!!
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Five, is four more than most; count yourself lucky.😊👍 Now THERE'S someone I've lost track of. Wow! Dja know he's 82, and I forgot he's still married to Connie. I remember when she was an item. And she STILL looks good. 😎 I'd have a fellow employee do a double-check on those armpits for you. Your stuff never smells the way you think it does. 😮 I'm kidding... 😂 But can you imagine? Wouldn't that be funny? Look for Nose Hair guy (*or whoever*) "Ugh, can you please step into my office for a sec? I need your help with something." Ya think anyone would realize it might be a joke, or would it take a couple of sniffs? 😶 Spawn seal of approval!
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You actually bought the stuff? Their commercials have been cracking me up for months now and, like the Poo-Pourri commercials a few years back, I wasn't sure if it was a real product at first. So you're like the first one on the block to get it?
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Maybe you need new friends? Sorry, that was too good to pass up.
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Congrats , sounds like you have the ultimate.. Give it a month and see if the evaluation is the same.. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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Five, is four more than most; count yourself lucky.😊👍 Now THERE'S someone I've lost track of. Wow! Dja know he's 82, and I forgot he's still married to Connie. I remember when she was an item. And she STILL looks good. 😎 I'd have a fellow employee do a double-check on those armpits for you. Your stuff never smells the way you think it does. 😮 I'm kidding... 😂 But can you imagine? Wouldn't that be funny? Look for Nose Hair guy (*or whoever*) "Ugh, can you please step into my office for a sec? I need your help with something." Ya think anyone would realize it might be a joke, or would it take a couple of sniffs? 😶 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You actually bought the stuff? Their commercials have been cracking me up for months now and, like the Poo-Pourri commercials a few years back, I wasn't sure if it was a real product at first. So you're like the first one on the block to get it? Elevate me... 
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Maybe you need new friends? Sorry, that was too good to pass up.
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For everyone but me. In the past two weeks I've had two friends get married, three friends announce their undying love to new boyfriends, and one friend announce her engagement. I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little bit jealous. Ugh! Meanwhile I'm sitting at home with the Tilly Cat being brutalized by the Spawn. My excitement today?? Testing out my new Lume deodorant to see if it actually works. After a long day of running around the store and sweating my ass off the 'Pit Test' revealed.... That baby is NOT your son! Oh, wait.... That's Maury Povich's line... The 'Pit Test' revealed the Lume stuff actually works. How could it not with such ingenious marketing though?!? "With a gentle kiss and a wave goodbye, we sent your order on its way. Your Lume is officially en route to your loving arms! No need to wait outside by the mailbox. You can see your order status below." Goodbye white smears on dark clothing and the smell of armpit mixed with powder.... Happy Monday!
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