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Underwire bras are the devil!
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Underwire bras are the devil! Body contorting, soul sucking, harnesses of doom...... Argh!!!! Half way through my work shift today one of the wires in my bra decided to break free and continually stab my inner arm every time I moved. I may be paralyzed on the right side of my body as a result. What type of person comes up with such a maniacal<b> torture </font></b>device for women???? I wish I was one of those women who could throw on a fancy, shmancy string of lace bra and skip through life all cutesy and dainty. Alas, I am not. I'm stuck wearing 10lbs of granny bra that comes in two widths of bra strap: Wide and Super Wide I had a conversation earlier today about how I hated having a large chest. This would be a perfect example why. |
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i'm 36 dd and yah...i understand about the strap...seriously...no cute bras for me...only a granny bras would hold my excess boobiness...haha... my 21 year old daughter has 34 ddd...she is already thinking to get her breast reduction, while the girls at her age is normally talking about augmentation...  Uhmmm . . . I would too - just sayin  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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i'm 36 dd and yah...i understand about the strap...seriously...no cute bras for me...only a granny bras would hold my excess boobiness...haha... my 21 year old daughter has 34 ddd...she is already thinking to get her breast reduction, while the girls at her age is normally talking about augmentation...
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I remember my late wife going thru the same you like them and hate them sorry it happen to you. 
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The squeaky bra is way worse than pokey underwires! Every single time you move, there's that old hardwood floor sound!!! Rrreee rrreee rrreee!
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Sounds like you could have used one of my foot massages. If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well. 
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Just go bra-less
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9/3/2016 8:24 pm |
Probably invented by some man....... Sorry 'bout that, hope u day got better! 
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Those wires meet their doom as soon as I get them home...one little razor nip...and ZIP! No mo poke! I've taken to wearing a jogging type bra lately...the gals appreciate it ..immensely To hell with the devil I say...or I guess in my case...the trash can! Smooches!
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I feel your pain.
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9/3/2016 7:30 pm |
Damn the bad luck my dear. I'm sorry your bra stabbed you and caused so much discomfort. Want me to kiss it and make it better? "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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