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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Awkward Moment of the Day  

secret_lade 49F
14389 posts
8/30/2016 4:48 pm
Awkward Moment of the Day

How was my day?

Let me tell you....

An old guy and his wife came into the store today. The wife went to look at soaps and the old guy just kind of wandered around for a while.

He looked a little bored so I approached him and asked him what I could help him find.

His response?

"This store always makes me feel so sexually aroused."

Um..... What????

My response?

"Oh My God..... Ok then.... On that note....." I turned and started to walk away, but he was following behind me. He then proceeded to tell me the reason he felt so sexually aroused was because of the smells.

I have felt uncomfortable sales moments before, but this one literally took the cake. I'm not sure what could ever manage to top that.

bestfriend2156 68M
840 posts
8/30/2016 6:51 pm

 It is creepy. When I was in the travel biz I had a woman plan a getaway with her husband but refuse a great deal on a specific date telling me it would be during her period and they couldn't fuck. Total TMI


secret_lade replies on 8/30/2016 11:32 pm:
I'm not sure why people are so squeamish about sex during menstruation.... Perhaps I'm the weird one, it's never bothered me at all. Throw some towels down, have a moist wash cloth handy, and it's no big deal.

I feel ya with the TMI situations though. People do that ALL the time to me.

pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
8/30/2016 6:01 pm

 I am curious too- what kind of store and how does it smell? A bakery and Chinatown can do a job on me.
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secret_lade replies on 8/30/2016 11:36 pm:
I prefer not to go into specifics about the store, but I can tell you it's not a bakery in China Town.

Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
8/30/2016 5:32 pm

 Old men can be a hoot. They will just say whatever they want.

Then there's the "dirty old man" phenomenon. .. I sure hope I don't end up as one of those.
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secret_lade replies on 8/30/2016 11:38 pm:
Dirty old man taxi driver..... Actually, I can picture that. LOL

scott6250 61M

8/30/2016 5:01 pm

 Smells do have a tendency to arouse people. What kind of store is it, A Bed and Bath type? Have a great night.
"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250


secret_lade replies on 8/30/2016 11:41 pm:
It's one thing to be aroused by scents and sights.... It's another when you announce it to the world. LOL You have a great night as well.

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