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Clutz Calendar ... :)
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Clutz Calendar ... :) I'm a walking clutz on wheels. Pretty much an accident waiting to happen ...  My biggest 2016 four "oppsie" moments were: 1. Spilled HOT coffee on my<b> tummy </font></b>when the crappy paper cup slipped out of my hand - LOL ... rite thru my nite shirt and left a huge discoloration for quite awhile ... 2. Fractured my left knee cap when I took a header over the terror dogs gate at work ... LOL ... took a few months to heal. Tho, it was interesting to see how the bruise changed color. Black and blue, purple, green and yellow. Shades of when I broke my ankle on a handicapped ramp. Of which neither the ramp nor me were moving ... 3. On campus tripped over my flip flops and one went flying soaring thru the air ... LOL ... down I went, then gravity got hold of my flip flop and back down it came. Headed for the bathroom - my fav jeans got ripped rite across the knee. And, the was bad blood. The scab healed in a tiny little heart. This is actually pretty kewl ... 4. Cutting the cellophane off of flowers - LOL ... rite into the palm of my hand. Not fond of bad blood ... This year, I decided to actually keep a record of all my "oopsie" moments. Just a week into 2017 - 3 already - LOL ... 1. January 1st, approximately 8 am ... I tripped with my bowl of chipped beef. Was so fucking pissed! Scrubbing the kitchen floor wasn't exactly on my agenda for the day - neither was cleaning the walls. Oh rite - my less than 1 year old $1,500 laptop got some goo on the mouse pad thingy - LOL ... still works ... 2. January 7, approximately 2 pm ... ventured out in the storm and did some shopping,. Into the door I came, bags in one hand, an Aunt Annie's lemonade in the other. Put my purse down - again with those paper cups, it tipped over. I hope the table and floor enjoyed it ... LOL ... cause I sure didn't ... 3. January 7, approximately 9:30 pm ... while carrying a laundry hamper, I stepped onto the first step back upstairs. My hand got caught between the hamper and the steps ... LOL ... my first injury mark of the year. A little blood too ... Thinking bout setting up a pool to see who can guess how many moments where being encased in a plastic bubble would have been helpful. Yeah, I am a HOT FUCKING MESS ...  In Luv, Lite, Laffter ... |
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Trix..omg hun.. I hope things get better..Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Trix..omg hun.. I hope things get better..In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...
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