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Sew My Hole ...  

trixietrixster 56F  
3304 posts
8/4/2016 8:58 pm
Sew My Hole ...

I can sew a button on - barely - LOL - no mad skills in this department. Sewing machines are made for rite-handed people. If you ever really look at one, notice how the set-up is. Where the different buttons are - how the thread goes thru. It's jacked up for a "southpaw" to comprehend. Yes, I have tried learning , from someone who is rite-handed. Just as I did to knit/crochet - and that didn't go well either - LOL ...

Plus, considering that I am a walking klutz on wheels ... some days crayons are even too sharp - LOL - the chances of me having to make an ER visit due to a sewing machine mishap are more than high ...

So, the other day, I was heading out. Before I left, I decided to put my hair up in a clip. When I was done, I got out a hand mirror and looked at my hair from the back. It was fine - but what wasn't fine was one of my favorite dresses. Noticed a little tiny hole close to the top of one of the straps - UGH - highly dislike wardrobe malfunctions - at the last minute or otherwise - GGGRRR! Off came the dress so that I could further examine it. I tried to "rig it" so the hole would disappear for a few hours. It's where the straps crunch up, something the huge majority of the human population wouldn't even notice. Didn't want to be so anal retentive bout something so minor - it wasn't even like my dress was going to be touched - LOL - way too funny! Yet, I couldn't put it back on. My OCD just wouldn't allow for such a thing ... crazy, I know?!

My mom always sewed my stuff. Especially when she moved in - had a bag-o-stuff for her to mend - and she enjoyed it. This is the first time I had a sewing issue since she died in November of 2015 while living here. Out of habit, I called her, "mom, I need help with my outfit!!!", in a total state of panic. It was such a surreal feeling when I realized what I had done - that she wouldn't be answering me. Waited for an idiot moment to kick in ... tho, it never did ... went bout my day ...

One of my D/s sisters is a sewing<b> expert </font></b>- LOL - and has been my "go-to person" for the last 10 years after my mom. Texting conversations can be pretty funny ...

Me: have a hole can you sew it for me LOL
Her: uuummm that's not my area LOL tons of our friends to choose from that luv sharp and pointy from pussy lips to mouth lips and all places in between LOL
Me: uuummmm yeah I know LOL the next time I want my body parts sewn together will make an appointment LOL
Her: uummmm wait not so sure we are talking bout the same thing LOL
Me: uuummmm yeah probably not LOL
Her: uuuummm what hole? LOL
Me: uuuummm - the hole in my fucking dress LOL
Her: oh LOL can do LOL
Me: okies, sweet LOL thank you! LOL
Her: anytime LOL
Me: mom is laffing her ass off rite now LOL
Her: yeah you think LOL
Me: hagd hugs n luv you
Her: hugs luv you too


Yeah, this is my life ... and it's pretty fucking stellar ...




In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
8/5/2016 6:40 am

Sorry about your dress my friend but that convo..too funny.. thanks for sharing and making me giggle..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


lomileage5 68M
10248 posts
8/6/2016 7:39 pm

my mom sewed for me too. I am also a southpaw and agree that most things are geared to trip up us lefties


trixietrixster 56F  
3125 posts
8/9/2016 8:37 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Sorry about your dress my friend but that convo..too funny.. thanks for sharing and making me giggle..
My dress will be repaired in a few weeks so that I can wear it before the season is out!!! LOL - rite?! Texting convos can definitely be interesting ... glad could make you laff ...

In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 56F  
3125 posts
8/10/2016 7:31 pm

    Quoting lomileage5:
    my mom sewed for me too. I am also a southpaw and agree that most things are geared to trip up us lefties
Definitely - we live in rite handed world - LOL ... coffee cups with designs on them. Spiral notebooks for sure ... GGGRRR!!!!! We just do the best we can ...

In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 56F  
3125 posts
8/11/2016 8:02 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you - LOL ... No - hoping soon. I am attending weekend birthday bash in a few weeks and wanting to wear it ...

In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


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