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Left on the Beach, Right on the Dunes  

Renfairer 73M
1 posts
5/28/2015 8:31 pm
Left on the Beach, Right on the Dunes

Hardly noticed when it happened and have no idea how, but my Couples Dating name has been changed to something that makes no sense to me: DeuceSexedCampi.

Maybe I should re-introduce myself as the “64M” formerly known as Renfairer.

And maybe that’s the problem, though it doesn’t really concern me that I have no idea what significance the word “deuce” may have on an adult sex site. Or if “sexed” means I’m horny (isn’t that redundant on Couples Dating?) or if it combines with the following “camp” to mean that I teach sex-ed outdoors.

Here on Plum Island there’s ample opportunity for sex outdoors--on the beach and in the dunes--but if I do any<b> teaching </font></b>it's not with textbook or blackboard, red pen or chalk. Though I must say it does make for deliciously erotic role-play.

Maybe my new name ends in “campi” because they ran out of room for the “ng.” Oh, the memories of what I did in tents in my 20s and 30s!

If I am too old to understand new, trendy phrases, I wasn’t too old for the fling that filled these past few weeks when I underwent this name change. May have been identity theft for all I know.

But her employer has called her back to Denmark, and so I return to Couples Dating, looking for a woman with renaissance taste and rock and roll appetite.

rm_kain8642 37M
189 posts
5/28/2015 8:49 pm

 You were probably hacked during the security scare last month. Also your user name is Latin gibberish.


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