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Blogs > EWGuy > Sexy Minds of a Couple

Gnome Bait  

EWGuy 64T
177 posts
3/29/2017 3:27 pm
Gnome Bait

Every time I reach for my coffee there is none left.

Faith tells me "It's the Coffee Gnomes as she makes me another cup". I know she just filled it. It's those damn Coffee Gnomes for sure. They are the fastest little thieves I've ever Almost seen.

Then they invited their cousins, the Computer Gnomes. So now I have to reboot all the time, find the mouse turned off or on the floor. You can only imagine the havoc they due to the data on my hard drive.

So me and Faith headed to our local big block hardware store in search of Gnome Traps and Gnome bait. Now I have to tell you Faith always dresses up as the biggest she can, just to see their response. I Love it too.!. \8

She looks around for the first young clerk she could find. She struts up to the clerk and ask "Do you no where I'll find Gnome Traps and Gnome bait?"

The clerk thought a few and looked at her quizzically. Now keeping a straight face was so hard. But she did as she said, "Well, usually they're in the Mystic's Isle along with troll bait, fairy dust, big foot food etc. We couldn't find it as that Isle has been moved."

The clerk's face was priceless! When the clerk finally realized he had been tricked, with a smile he replied, "You might check the Mirage Isle next to the Ghost food and Spirit Spirit's ."

The clerk walked away smiling.

After an intense online search I still cant find any Gnome Traps or Gnome Bait. Has anyone else.?.

Life with a Happy is so much FUN.

japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
3/31/2017 6:32 am

 omg...you made me laugh...i like your sense of humor!!!

because these days, every one is soooo serious...you know...just a little bit of laugh ain't gonna hurt anyone..

keep up the good work...blog on!!!


EWGuy replies on 3/31/2017 6:55 am:
Thank you Mia.. You did what the Site Guys couldn't. Love La.{=}

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