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Welcome back...A F F style.
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Welcome back...A F F style. So after a lovely holiday - that's "vacation" to you Yanks  - I decided it was finally time to waste an hour blocking perverts, not reply to messages from Scottish guys who think it's cool to write nothing more than "Aloha"; ignore the fat 59 year old sporting a white beard and wearing a santa hat...I you not; a whole bunch of other stupid crap, and then this little gem below. The first message I read when I logged on tonight. Jimmyishorneyx# Well hello there holly xx 19/8/2015 8:48 pm Me Auto-reply message: Thanks for your message! IF I'm interested I'll get back to you as soon as I can. If you haven't included a face picture then I won't reply. If you're bi, an attached/married man, over 40 or a couple I'm not interested. If you include a cock pic you won't get a reply. If you don't live in the same country as me you're wasting your time. I've no interest in online relationships, and I don't have the time to mail back and forth if you're looking to make a new online "friend", sorry! Read my profile and it will save you wasting your time and mine. Don't pester me if I don't reply to you, I won't change my mind. Thanks, and have a great day! 19/8/2015 8:48 pm Jimmyishorneyx# Go fuck your self bitch 19/8/2015 8:52 pm Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, where are your manners? Why so mean? Why such a whiny little MF? One can only conclude that little Jimmy was excluded in my list of what I'm not interested in in my auto-reply. Or maybe he just didn't like my auto-reply. Personally, I think he's one of those dumb MFs that think I've just replied to him manually. Either way, that's no excuse for his awful attitude. His words hurt. I am crushed. Okay, they didn't and I'm not. But still  So, to you, Jimmy, you sad, pathetic little Irish leprechaun I say this. (Disclaimer; no offence to my Irish friends, haha! My grandparents were Irish so I can say that kind of stuff!) Unlike you, I have no need to go fuck myself, I have a man to do that for me. Other than your stunning personality, pray tell, what do you have? Other than that one ridiculous picture of your dick hanging out your shorts? Oh yeah...nothing. Ugly is as ugly does, and you sure are ugly, Jimmy. Due to the site's TOU I can't, of course, reveal Jimmy's true identity. Why, that would just be wrong  Suffice it to say that the last letter of Jimmy's username is what he uses to sign his name, you know, him being a dumb prick and all.I'd love to say the week can only get better on here but that isn't going to happen. It is, after all, A F F. I find myself spending less and less time here. More on that in another blog some other time. I do, however, hope to catch up very soon with the few blogs I watch, and I really hope you are all well. How is your inbox looking these days...?    "I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..." |
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I dunno, what's wrong with young men? I despair sometimes... The word is "yourself". Just one word, not two. "Go fuck yourself bitch"  I blame the parents 
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Jimmy's a douche  I'd be happy to teach him some manners. If you're reading Jimmy, get in touch 
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8/21/2015 2:45 pm |
I wonder... If all of these men (for lack of a better and socially acceptable word  ) were given a free fleshlight would that keep them away from trying to mate with actual females? Anyone feel like starting a GoFundMe for this? 
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What an odious little twit with the personality of a wild animal. It sucks to be him 
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Couples Dating using x to sign his name It's probably true as well!! He's just another little pussy who can't get a woman so he's lashing out at your auto reply. lmao@ that
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What a lovely message to come home to!! I despair of these losers. and they wonder why they can't get laid?? LOL it's a real mystery  I hope you reported him and having looked at his big foot and tiny pecker....well...........there goes my lunch!!
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barf... jimmy is fugly not ugly... Ok so you lost me... ya'll have a holiday named vacation?  Damn I would have sent a card lol. Hope a great time was had!!! And hopefully it did not rain wherever you went .My inbox... where is that located lol. Nothing so exciting in mine, except for the site emails... oh, and your auto reply a few dozen times
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go fuck yourself, so original!! Dude doesn't even know yourself is one word so I'm guessing he's a virgin too I love that he's taken umbrage at an auto reply!! lmao you can't make this shit up! I hope you had fun in New York and I hope you're not planning on leaving us!! It wouldn't be worth hanging around this dump if you left,just saying
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I'd report the loser, then block him. I don't get such nasty emails from undesirable women when I turn them down, its a shame men act like children and push away all the girls. My inbox has been fairly empty, aside from people checking up on me. Aut viam inveniam aut faciam Tips for Guys to Meet Women  Things i miss most about relationships
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What an ignorant fucker! After extensive investigations I tracked his sorry ass down That is one ugly, deformed foot and pretty much the same can be said about his dick. He only joined yesterday so yeah, he's going to get real far on here NOT!! Loser  I hope you reported his sorry ass, for all the use it does mind you!I'm half tempted to message him and fuck with him for a while feigning interest in him and his big ugly foot and small ugly dick Welcome back pretty lady! I hope you had a brilliant time on holiday Your smiling face sure was missed around the blogs. There sure are some sour pusses around here
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It's nice to see you back, Holly. Sorry about the greeting you got when you returned. There never seems to be a shortage of dipshittery here. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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What a pleasant man. Think you just owned him. Hope you had a good hols. x
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