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Blogs > CaptainDilfCT > The Adventures of Cap'n Crazy!

From the Mouths of Idiots....  

CaptainDilfCT 40M
0 posts
10/20/2016 1:04 pm
From the Mouths of Idiots....

I like to think that I am something of a movie buff. No, I dont think I'm an expert, but I do have a steady increasing mental file cabinet of cinematic knowledge.

I am the kind of person who takes every opportunity to stick movie quotes into everyday conversations. For example, earlier today I was asked "And why would I just do something you asked me to?" To which I replied:

"Because unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an english accent!"

Don't worry if you didn't get that reference. They didn't either

Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way

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itzchic824 37F
2811 posts
10/22/2016 9:56 pm

 I know that quote.
I sent an Angel to watch over you last night, it returned in a hurry. I asked why, it said "Angels can't watch porn." Thanks for fucking traumatizing my fucking Angel!

Don't bother trying to figure me out. Not even the little voices in my head understand me. It's pointless!


CaptainDilfCT replies on 10/25/2016 2:41 am:
Nice!

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