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Blogs > CaptainDilfCT > The Adventures of Cap'n Crazy!

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CaptainDilfCT 40M
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7/28/2014 5:41 pm
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I've probably been watching too many movies lately. Depending on which night/building I'm working in, I watch anywhere from 2-5 movies a night. Boring, huh?

Well, today, I started talking to people using movie quotes. Yeah, I realize that's kinda sad. Here are a couple tidbits from the day's conversations:

Mom: Wow. You're up early!
Me: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!

Dad: What should I make for dinner tonight?
Me: (singing) Do you want to build a snowman?

Mom: What the hell is that?
Me: Tacodile. Supreme!

Dad: (working on the swingset we are building for my ) Why am I doing this the hard way?
Me: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.

Dad: I think I like being a grandparent more than being a parent.
Me: Remember, with great power comes great responsibility

Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way

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AmericanBaronin 59F   
12250 posts
7/29/2014 7:34 am

 k, should I admit knew every one of those, js


kzoopair 73M/71F
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7/28/2014 9:28 pm

 You talkin' to me?
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SactoNative 58F
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7/28/2014 5:46 pm

 Nice!


CaptainDilfCT replies on 7/28/2014 6:28 pm:
I know

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