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++ OK Louie it is :) ðŧðēð
++ OK Louie it is :) ðŧðēð LITTLE LOUIE ON MATH: A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Louie He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little Louie says, 'I have a question for YOU.' There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' To which Little Louie replied, 'The correct answer is the one with the<b> wedding </font></b>ring on, but I like your thinking.' LITTLE Louie ON MATH: Little Louie returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the father? 'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said '6', replies Louie. 'But that's right!' says his dad. 'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'' 'What's the fucking difference?' asks the father. 'That's what I said!' LITTLE Louie ON ENGLISH: Little Louie goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Louie says 'Mas-tur-bate..' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Louie , that's a mouthful.' Little Louie says, 'No, Miss Rogers; you're thinking of a blowjob.' LITTLE Louie ON GRAMMAR: One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those could use the word 'beautiful' in the sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful In it.' 'Very good, Suzie,'replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. 'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned beautifully.' She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little Louie . 'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant', and he said 'Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful!' LITTLE Louie ON GETTING OLDER: Little Louie was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, ', you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.' Little Louie replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 7 years old.' The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?' Little Louie answered, 'No; he minded his own fucking business. |
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He is so cute, but what a pain in the a** he would be
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10/4/2019 8:30 am |
LOL very good. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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That Little Louie is quite the funny one Pal.. I hope you have a great weekend..
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Too funny hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Hahahaha! Those are awesome! Thank you for the giggles! "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." â Mark Black
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