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Booby Funnies Wanted to share a few funny stories and cartoons about a favorite subject Boobies. Feel free to comment or add yours.   Euphuisms for Boobies Angel Cakes, Bazookas, Bazooms, Beacons, Beanbags, Bebops, Betty Boops, Big Boppers, Bikini Stuffers, Billibongs, Blinkers, Bombers, Bombshells, Bon Bons, Bongos, Bonkers, Boobers, Boobies, Boobs, Boops, Bops, Bosom, Boulders, Bouncers, Bra Buddies, Bra Stuffers, Breasts, Bronskis, Bubbas, Bubbies, Buds, Bulbs, Bulges, Bullets, Bumpers, Bumps, Bust, Busters, Busties, Butterballs, Buttons, Caboodles, Cams, Cannon Balls, Cantaloupes, Carumbas, Cha-chas, Charlies, Chihuahuas, Chimichongas, Chiquitas, Coconuts, Congas, Corkers, Cream Pies, Creamers, Cuhuangas, Cupcakes, Curves, Dingers, Dinghies, Dingos, Dirigibles, Doorknobs, Doozers, Doozies, Double-Whammies, Dueling Banjos, Dumplings, Dunes, Ear Muffs, Eclairs, Eggplants, Enchiladas, Flapjacks, Flappers, Flesh Bulbs, Flesh Mellons Floaters, Fog Lights, Fried Eggs, Fun Bags, Gagas, Garbos, Gazingas, Gazongas, Glands, Globes, Globlets, Gob Stoppers, Gongas, Goombas, Grapefruits, Grillwork, Guavas, Gum Drops, Hand Warmers, Handsets, Head Lamps, Headers, Headlights, Headphones, Headsets, Hefties, Heifers, Hemispheres, Hills, Hindenburgs, Honeydews, Honkers, Hood-Ornaments, Hoohas, Hooters, Hot Cakes, Hottentots, Howitzers, Hubcaps, Huffies, Humdingers, Hush Puppies, ICBMS, Jawbreakers, Jemimas, Jibs, Jobbers, Jugs, Jukes, Jumbos, Kabukis, Kalamazoos, Kazongas, Kazoos, Knobbers, Knockers, Kongas, Kumquats, Lactoids, Lip Fodder, LLamas, Loaves, LobLollies, Love Mellons, Love Muffins, LuLus, Macaroons, Mammaries, Mammies, Mams, Mangos, Marangos, Maraschinos, Marimbas, Marshmallows, Mau Maus, Mausers, Meat Loaves, Meatballs, Melons, Milk Cans, Milk Fountains, Milk Shakes, Mmbos, Molehills, Mommas, Mondos, Montain Peaks, Montezumas, Moo Moos, Mother Lodes, Mounds, Muchachas, Muffins, Mulligans, Mushmellons, Nancies, Nectarines, Niblets, Nibs, Nippers, Nippies, Nippleoons, Nippleos, Nips, Nodes, Nodules, Noogies, Nose Cones, Oboes, Oompas, Orbs Apples, Ottomans Balboas, Padding Balloons, Pagodas Bangers, Pair Bangles, Palookas Bassoons, Papayas Baubles, Parabolas Bazongas, Paw Patties, Peaches, Peakers, Peaks, Pears, Pects, Peepers, Pillows, Pips, Plums, Pointer-Sisters, Points, Pokers, Polygons, Pompoms, Pontoons, Potatoes, PT Boats, Pumpkins, Rangoons, Rib Cushions, Rib Balloons, Rivets, Roundies, Sandbags, Satellites, Scones, Scoops, Set, Shakers, Shebas, Shermans, Shimmies, Silos, Skin Sacks, Skooners, Smoothies, Snuggle Pups, Spark Plugs, Specials, Spheres, Spongecakes, Spuds, Stacks, Stuffing Casabas, Sugar Plums, Sweater Meat, Sweater Puffs, Sweet Rolls, Tahitis, Tamales, Tartugas, Tatas, Tattlers, Teats, Tetons, Thangs, Thingumajigs, Tidbits, Titbits, Tits, Titskis, Titters Domes, Titties Doodads, Tom-Toms, Tomatoes, Tooters, Torpedoes, Tortillas, Totos Dugs, Twangers, Tweakers, Tweeters, Twin Peaks, Twofers, Tympanies, U-Boats, Umlauts, Wahwahs, Waldos, Warheads, Watermelons, Floats, Whoppers, Windjammers, Wobblers, Wongas, Woofers, Yabbos, Yams, Yayas, Zeppelins, Zingers |
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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." Yeah", she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know", the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well", Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we?" Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My breasts are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised", replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
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This is a cutie [image]
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 I got this birthday cake made for a big lover of boobies.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Way to text a breast There are many types of breasts out there, but until now, many people experienced problems communicating what particular breasts were like until now... . . Itty bitty titties ()() Little breasts (.)(.) Nice breasts (o)(o) Perfect breasts (D)(D) Bullets (  ( Handful breasts (~0~)(~0~) Stretch mark breasts \o/.\o/ Grandma's breasts [o][o] Breasts during a mammogram * ^ * Flat chest (+0(+0) Fake silicone breasts (*)(*) High nipple breasts (@)(@) Big nipple breasts oo A cups {O}{O} D cups (^)(^) Cold breasts (<  (< Perky breasts (o)( Lopsided breasts (Q)( Pierced breasts (p)(p) Hanging tassels breasts (-)(-) Flat against the shower door breasts lollol Android breasts ($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts (ooo) Total Recall breasts (she had three!) ( A( Tit fucked breastsBecome a blog watcher sweet_vm
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A woman suggests to her husband that she have surgery to make her breasts bigger. Her husband suggests she rub toilet paper between them as an alternative. ‘How would that make my breasts bigger?’ she asks. ‘I don’t know,’ he replies. ‘But it sure worked for your backside.’ Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I got this birthday cake made for a big lover of boobies..
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you have missed out "breasticles"  [image]
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Great list! I used to have a slang dictionary and it was fun to read the many different names for body parts. happyf; [image]
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and the Booby Trap [image]
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Kids say the darndest things The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk." What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. Cats can't steal it. 3. Available whenever necessary. Ummm... So far so good ... maybe.........But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer: 4. Available in attractive containers."
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I looove calling them tits,and love titty fuck another gal.Especially if she is a brunette and also happen to have a big fat ass Ha!
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I looove calling them tits,and love titty fuck another gal.Especially if she is a brunette and also happen to have a big fat ass Ha! [image]
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Better be careful about the logo on your t shirt Or you may end up with one or the other of these [image] 
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awesome pictures, very hot girls [image]
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lol...those hemispheres are blocking the light....ha ha! Wait, better turn on those head lights! VF “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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Sounds about right to me..........
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lol...those hemispheres are blocking the light....ha ha! Wait, better turn on those head lights! VF [image]
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Two geezers who lived in the same nursing home, Clyde and Maude, (both in their 90's), fell madly in love. They decided they were going to get a weekend pass and go to a motel to consummate their love. So, they go to a local no-tell motel and check in. Clyde was a laying' in the bed, not a stitch on, waiting' for his girlfriend, while Maude was in the bathroom, primping' and powdering' herself. Maude comes hobbling out on her little walker naked as a 90 year old jay bird and makes to the end of the bed. She says, "Now Clyde honey, first I got to tell you, I got acute angina!" Clyde looks up at her and says, "Well that's good, 'cause you sure got some ugly titties!"
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Great comments & some really funny cartoon stuff, thank you.
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Great comments & some really funny cartoon stuff, thank you. [image]
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Great comments & some really funny cartoon stuff, thank you. Scooby Doobie Boobies! A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your breasts and say, '"Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.'" She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies!" A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?" "Why, yes, I do. How did you know?" "Hickory dickory dock"! [image]
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Will get back to you Pal about something "funny" or clever to call a woman's very necessary 'weapons'?! But, just wanted to tell you - truly enjoyed reading this Blog! Esp that joke you put up - yep indeed - "Boobs on her back and a dick in his face"! And then V with "The Breast is yet to cum"! You people are too wonderfully, sexy much! Thank you! ..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'! (Remember if you feel like taking part in some sexy fun then click here!) Come on Some Sketch Fun And Now How About 39Me39 Watching 39You39 If you39d like that Please Comment - So if you would like - click here as well!
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Will get back to you Pal about something "funny" or clever to call a woman's very necessary 'weapons'?! But, just wanted to tell you - truly enjoyed reading this Blog! Esp that joke you put up - yep indeed - "Boobs on her back and a dick in his face"! And then V with "The Breast is yet to cum"! You people are too wonderfully, sexy much! Thank you!  Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Will get back to you Pal about something "funny" or clever to call a woman's very necessary 'weapons'?! But, just wanted to tell you - truly enjoyed reading this Blog! Esp that joke you put up - yep indeed - "Boobs on her back and a dick in his face"! And then V with "The Breast is yet to cum"! You people are too wonderfully, sexy much! Thank you!
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did this one up for Pal birthday 
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