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Aphrodisiacs,, Food and Sex
Aphrodisiacs,, Food and Sex Saw this article and thought it may be an interesting discussion. Are some foods Aphrodisiac in nature? Do some have the opposite effect? What are your thoughts? Are foods fun to “play” with? 10 Foods That Should Be Aphrodisiacs, But Aren’t. {Remember, most of this is "tongue in cheek" ) By LaRosaKnows September 20, 2011 Bratwurst It's phallic, sure. And gals wear shirts proclaiming they just looove bratwurst to let the world know that they actually looove them some dick. But how's it gonna look when that sausage you're feeding her is bigger than your... sausage? Meat Loaf Wait, did you actually think this should be an aphrodisiac? Why? Because it contains the words âMeatâ and âLoafâ in one word, and that kind of sounds filthy? You disgust me. Get out of here. Leave the Meat Loaf. Ice Cream Sundae Sour milk. That's what both of you will smell like when you start rubbing copious amounts of dairy all over each others T&A's. It only gets worse if one of you is lactose. Watermelon Look, believe me, I get it. Watermelons are juicy, about the size of one of Christina Hendricks boobs, and hell- you two can playfully spit the seeds onto each other. You know what? I looked at this photo for a couple of hours, and I take it all back. Christina Hendricks eating a watermelon IS an aphrodisiac. Chili Peppers I know they're red and "muy caliente!"(very hot) But unless you're into BDSM and really looking for some punishment, skip the flaming hot chilis. Please. I'm crying just thinking about the rash this poor girl would have on her hoo-ha. Fondue You really think you're going to get laid after eating an entire POT full of cheese and trumpeting all the way home? Yes. I said "trumpeting." Because that is exactly what will happen instead of you getting some. Kumquat Cum-not. Sushi Ever eaten sushi? It's awkward. There's no dainty way to shove a fistful of rice and raw fish into your mouth. Sure, everything seems totally sexy when you put that spicy tuna roll on your... spicy tuna roll. But how are you going to be able to have sex with someone after you watch a piece of raw fish get chewed up in their mouth? The mouth that you now have to make out with? Gross. It's gross. Spaghetti and Meatballs He's a . And that ***should have figured out that sharing a plate of spaghetti and meatballs is a sign that your date is cheap as shit. |
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Ridiculous So-Called Aphrodisiacs There have been a lot of supposed aphrodisiacs over the millennia, and some even showed some promise. It’s easy to understand how we might be so easily duped into thinking some of them might work — any food or substance that could make our sex lives better is worth checking out, after all. The surprising thing is that so many of these so-called aphrodisiacs are still in use today, despite modern science, disregarding all common sense. As funny as it sounds, green M&Ms have been wrongly placed as an aphrodisiac since the 70′s, and the joke’s gotten so big that Mars Inc. got in on it and introduced the sexy Green M&M in their commercials. Oddly, it’s the only color to have remained constant since the candy first sold in 1941. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Pumpkin Pie Numerous tests have shown over the last couple of decades that the smell of pumpkin pie is so relaxing and alluring to men and women alike, that they prefer it to the best perfume. Some have gone as far as to claim this as proof positive that pumpkin pie is an outright aphrodisiac, but it’s not. As Freud would say, sometimes a pie is just a pie. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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What about oysters....it is also good for the human endocrine and immune system...which is due the high zinc content. Zinc helps boosts testosterone which directly boosts sperm count! VF “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64
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What about oysters....it is also good for the human endocrine and immune system...which is due the high zinc content. Zinc helps boosts testosterone which directly boosts sperm count! VF Oysters One of the most notorious aphrodisiacs, oysters are high in zinc and have a reputation for being great for love and fertility. Researchers recently found that oysters contain amino acids that trigger production of sex hormones. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I love playing with nutella, not sure if is an aphrodisiac ,,but it turns up the heat [image]
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What about oysters....it is also good for the human endocrine and immune system...which is due the high zinc content. Zinc helps boosts testosterone which directly boosts sperm count! VF Ok we all love chocolate... Now this is the reason why Chocolate is sensual, from its taste to its aroma, but dark chocolate has also been shown to cause a spike in dopamine, which induces feelings of pleasure. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Ridiculous So-Called Aphrodisiacs There have been a lot of supposed aphrodisiacs over the millennia, and some even showed some promise. It’s easy to understand how we might be so easily duped into thinking some of them might work — any food or substance that could make our sex lives better is worth checking out, after all. The surprising thing is that so many of these so-called aphrodisiacs are still in use today, despite modern science, disregarding all common sense. As funny as it sounds, green M&Ms have been wrongly placed as an aphrodisiac since the 70′s, and the joke’s gotten so big that Mars Inc. got in on it and introduced the sexy Green M&M in their commercials. Oddly, it’s the only color to have remained constant since the candy first sold in 1941.
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Strawberries Feed them to each other for a healthy, vitamin C-packed dessert that helps keep blood flowing to all regions of the body. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Moringa oleifera a tree in the Philippines is used to make tea from it's leaves and they locals state it works a lot faster and longer than Viagra! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64
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I have to say, playing with lollypops is sexy. Thank you for your visit [image]
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Genuine shark fin soup or stew is made with shark fins obtained from any of a variety of shark species. Raw shark fins are processed by first removing the skin, trimming them to shape, and thoroughly drying them. One traditional Chinese recipe reads: “Boil shark fins (sha ch’i) in water over a period of several days until meat is pure white and skin peels off at a touch. Eat and await love’s call…” Basically, this means eat a bowl of shark fin soup and get your engines started....lovers will flock to you! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64
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The Aphrodisiac Ice Cream Truck, which made its debut on October 27th, at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel&Casino, in Hollywood, serves flavors like Chocolate 3sumVanilla Quickie and Aphrodisiac Orgy and somehow manages to keep the ice cream from melting with all those hot models serving it. But I bet their most popular product will be the ice cream body shot that’s eaten right off one of the girls. The owner says “it’s gonna cost ya”, but I’m sure there will be plenty of guys lining up for one of those. Bet your looking at the girls now! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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here is another one of the girls! Could you really see yourself driving around in this truck around town.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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All a writer has to do to get a woman is to say he's a writer. It's an aphrodisiac. Saul Bellow I guess we all have a little Aphrodisiac in us don't we.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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here is another one of the girls! Could you really see yourself driving around in this truck around town.. “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64
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Pumpkin Pie Numerous tests have shown over the last couple of decades that the smell of pumpkin pie is so relaxing and alluring to men and women alike, that they prefer it to the best perfume. Some have gone as far as to claim this as proof positive that pumpkin pie is an outright aphrodisiac, but it’s not. As Freud would say, sometimes a pie is just a pie.
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What about oysters....it is also good for the human endocrine and immune system...which is due the high zinc content. Zinc helps boosts testosterone which directly boosts sperm count! VF
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Chocolate Ok we all love chocolate... Now this is the reason why Chocolate is sensual, from its taste to its aroma, but dark chocolate has also been shown to cause a spike in dopamine, which induces feelings of pleasure. [image]
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Scribbling notes, NOTE: no attempted food seductions of anaughty with Strawberries or seafood Better stick with chocolate [image]
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Bananas For Male Sexuality Of course there is the obvious shape that associates the banana with the male sexual organ but it is also fact that this popular fruit is filled with B vitamins, potassium and magnesium. The male sexual libido can get a helpful nudge due to the chelating minerals and bromeliad enzymes that are found in them. - See Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Strawberries Feed them to each other for a healthy, vitamin C-packed dessert that helps keep blood flowing to all regions of the body. [image]
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Moringa oleifera a tree in the Philippines is used to make tea from it's leaves and they locals state it works a lot faster and longer than Viagra!
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The Aphrodisiac Ice Cream Truck, which made its debut on October 27th, at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel&Casino, in Hollywood, serves flavors like Chocolate 3sumVanilla Quickie and Aphrodisiac Orgy and somehow manages to keep the ice cream from melting with all those hot models serving it. But I bet their most popular product will be the ice cream body shot that’s eaten right off one of the girls. The owner says “it’s gonna cost ya”, but I’m sure there will be plenty of guys lining up for one of those. Bet your looking at the girls now! Then it is only fair that the ladies be served a meal to build their strength [image]
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Bananas For Male Sexuality Of course there is the obvious shape that associates the banana with the male sexual organ but it is also fact that this popular fruit is filled with B vitamins, potassium and magnesium. The male sexual libido can get a helpful nudge due to the chelating minerals and bromeliad enzymes that are found in them. - See [image]
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One must always care for and protect ones bananas [image] Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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