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Flights of Fancy THE MILE HIGH CLUB YOU MAY PLACE YOUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT IN A HORIZONTAL POSITION The term "Mile High Club" refers to two people engaging in sexual activity (sexual intercourse) at an altitude of no less than 5,280 ft (a mile high above the earth) in an airplane. Now, most veteran pilots will tell you that you need to be at the controls of an airplane in order to claim membership in this exclusive club. But over the years, the term Mile High Club has included those who make their mark in the lavatories aboard jetliners across the globe. Have you noticed how small the toilets have gotten as the plane grew bigger? ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART OF HISTORY LESSON. Aerial Petting Leads To Wetting Lawrence Sperry - Flier, Inventor Mile High Club's Founder Page B22 - Atlantic Flyer, May 1993 "There are countless milestones and record breaking performances throughout aviation history; altitude and speed, distance and endurance, and so forth. Perhaps the most highly prized and sought after is the entry into the Mile-High Club - that fraternal order of pilots, both male and female, who have achieved orgasm aloft. There are no official numbers, but evidently those who manage copulation in the air are far fewer than those making claim." "If it is a major aeronautical achievement as everyone claims, then proper recognition should be given to the first person to attempt the sacred act at altitude. That honor can only be bestowed upon Lawrence Sperry, a daredevil pilot, mechanical genius, and of course, inventor of the automatic pilot. Born on December 22, 1892, Sperry lived only a scant 31 years. But in that short lifespan his accomplishments were great. At the age of 18, he built a full scale glider that flew. Wild in the sky, he made his first parachute jump in 1918 and flew loops under the Brooklyn Bridge. He would be the first person to fly a woman over New York City. As a mechanical visionary he invented the turn and bank indicator, retractable landing gear, and perfected the aerial torpedo. During his short remarkable life he held 24 patents." "Besides intellect, Sperry was also handsome and rich, a combination that led to a succession of women, and according to biographer William Davenport, oftentimes multiple partners. The tabloids liked him, and had a field day with the stories about drinking and wild parties. You have to remember this was during a time when it was unlawful for women to display bare arms in public." "It was during November of 1916, when Sperry began giving flying lessons to a New York socialite by the name of Mrs. Waldo Polk. Polk's husband was off in France driving an ambulance at the time. The couple were aloft in a Curtiss flying boat over Babylon, New York one day, evidently engaging in<b> carnal pleasure </font></b>through the benefit of Sperry's recently devised autopilot. Suddenly something went wrong, and the plane plunged 500 feet into great South Bay." "Two duck hunters paddled to the wreck and rescued, much to their amazement, the naked couple. Apparently Sperry stated the crash "divested" them of their clothing. The couple was brought to Southside Hospital, with Sperry walking, and Polk alongside in a stretcher." "Local papers glossed over the fact that the duo lacked any clothes, but the New York tabloid Mirror & Evening Graphic, headlined their front page with: AERIAL PETTING - ENDS IN WETTING "Both instructor and student survived their ordeal and Sperry later told a friend that he bumped the gyro platform during their aerial maneuvering. Sperry would crash his Sperry Messenger biplane in the English Channel seven years later, ending his life." "And Mrs. Polk...well, she continued taking flying lessons and did obtain her pilot's license." /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// So are you a MILE HIGH CLUB member? As for me, I am a member. Actually on long haul flights lasting more than 12 hours, the toilets in 747 at the tail section are.... rather big and able to squeeze in 2 (not overweight) people. This is when. 1) Doggie is a preferred position 2) Guy sitting and gal riding him in cowgirl position. (Turbulence is most welcome) See instruction manual for other in-flight entertainment positions. Just remember NOT to visit the toilet when 1) All the cabin lights are turned on. 2) Before and after a meal or else you'd have to face a queue of people waiting to use the toilet and it won't be nice to have both of you exit from the toilet disheveled with so many eyes staring at you. 3) the airplane is either waiting in the taxiway to take off or is approaching for landing. And use the cologne generously after the act to mask the musky smell. After all, you are going to do it again 2 hours from now and then again too. In the meantime, use the blanket, cover up and do cowgirl riding in the seat. I am presuming this is an act between a male and female only. For MM, FF, FMF, MFM, FMFM, FFF, MMM combinations, please upgrade to first class capsule beds of Airbus A380.They are more comfortable there and the flight attendants are more tolerant for such fun behaviors. It is called Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous. So are you a Mile High Club member or you wished to be one?  Fun and Pleasure in Sunny Side Singapore. Come visit my blog and let's chat and explore. |
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