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A bag full of sex toys  

FunPleasurable 60M
1725 posts
5/23/2012 6:52 am
A bag full of sex toys

Someone was given a duffle bag full of sex toys.
Now I know it is not from Sircernuunos because my contacts from Customs and immigration confirmed that he left Singapore with his bag of toys.

I too had a friend.
A lady friend about 35years my senior.
Yes... I was once a 15 yo nerd.
With Superman glasses and sometimes wearing my red underwear outside my jeans.
But I digress.

Anyway, i think she thought I too needed to get laid.
So she brought me a life sized doll.
It didn't come with instructions manual though.
I had a tough time figuring out what to do with it.
Why can't these dolls come with instructions?
Like IKEA do-it-yourself furniture?
1) Insert into this hole.
2) Screw tightly.
3) Nail this.
4) Hammer hard and repeatedly.
Anyway.... I did naturally what normal hot blooded 15 year old would have done.
So I poke and penetrated and thrusted.
Nothing happened.
Suddenly the phone rang.
My lady friend was on the other line.
She ask if I liked the bible she left for me at the mail box.
Eerrrr.....
Apparently some one discarded a clothes mannequin outside my door which was beside the bulk refuse room.
No wonder it was so hard on my member, I remembered.
Ouch.
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japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
5/23/2012 9:12 am

 you know..you got to start from somewhere...15 years old...lol...you came a long way...


FunPleasurable 60M
3997 posts
5/23/2012 7:02 pm
    Quoting japaneseass:
    you know..you got to start from somewhere...15 years old...lol...you came a long way...

Utsukushi, arigatozaimashita
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