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Puns For the Slightly Higher IQ!
Puns For the Slightly Higher IQ! Puns For the Slightly Higher IQ! Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek--cheek is really a form of floor . Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When egotists meet, it’s an I for an I. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is tired. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. She was engaged a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don’t your exorcist, you get repossessed. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it. Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under. Every calendar’s days are numbered. A lot of is tainted - taint yours and taint mine A boiled egg in the morning is hard beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. Once you’ve seen one<b> shopping </font></b>center, you’ve seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done. |
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