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Blogs > spiderj72 > Going to Hell for sure

My rules for Porn  

spiderj72 51M
5950 posts
3/1/2016 2:36 pm
My rules for Porn

These are my rules for porn. Not the viewing or consuming but what I would like to see from now on.

1. Remove your panties. Don't just yank them to the side. I have done this is real life and the friction is similar to sandpaper.

2. The same goes for your glasses. I know you are supposed to be a nerd girl but no one fucks with glasses on. (I am gonna hear it on this one)

3. If there is anal, show the application of the lube and the asshole prep. No one in the world just jams it in there dry. And no spitting doesn't fucking count you are an asshole for suggesting it does.

4. Dude with five o clock shadow. I don't expect you to eat her pussy for twenty minutes, unless she is a closet masochist see rule one for sandpaper analogy.

5. Why does no one seem to leak precum? Oh right cause there is some guy whose job it is to make cock look good for camera.

6. Don't give me a play by play if it is on camera. Don't tell me "you are fucking me so good" when I can see the happy face and the fucking.

7. Can I just once see the marks where her bra bit into her skin, or her panties at her hip. Can we have something semi<b> realistic </font></b>instead of knowing that she just put those panties on to have them yanked off her two seconds later.

8. After all the athletic position changes and throwing her around the bedroom and spite fucking I would love to see the bottled water or Gatorade break after.

9. Can you at least fake some feelings for the other person. I mean really you maiy have just met two seconds before the filming of the scene but try to look like you are into the other person and not just pounding on a doll.

10. Cum shots go on the body. Not the lamp, not the glassware, not the outfit. Body only, and I only include the hair under protest. This rule is flexible when it comes to handjobs, you are allowed to cum in the air.

that's all I got for right now.

1_FWBforme 55F
50 posts
3/1/2016 2:51 pm

 I can definitely agree with some of those...


JJLooken 56M/46F
366 posts
3/1/2016 9:34 pm

 Shit! Why even watch Porn then. Because they Won't be able to Hit of your 11 points. Lol


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
3/2/2016 6:21 am
    Quoting 1_FWBforme:
    I can definitely agree with some of those...
excellent. only about a couple of million more agreements and we can approach the industry.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
3/2/2016 6:22 am
    Quoting JJLooken:
    Shit! Why even watch Porn then. Because they Won't be able to Hit of your 11 points. Lol
you should know by now that I do more reading of porn than watching. hell I write my own.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
3/3/2016 7:07 pm
    Quoting  :
you are very welcome.


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