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How To Pick Up Chicks. By Tom.  

WhyWomenHateMen 40M
226 posts
7/13/2011 9:17 pm
How To Pick Up Chicks. By Tom.


This is not going to work out

I know this is not going to work out. Chicks are way too complicated. Sometimes I hate my creator making me straight. Guys are easy going. Just up for easy, clean, safe fun. No drama. Not with girls. There is always drama involved. Fuck it, call me if you want XXX-XXX-XXXX Tom

Jesus, Tom, who shit in your Rice Chex?

Let's analyze the intricate methodology in Tom's personal ad:

1. Start out by stating it won't work.
2. Blame women for being complicated.
3. Blame God for making you straight.
4. Essentially admit your gay.
5. When no one's looking, take a shit on a beach rock and pretend to look for sea otters.

So in summary, there are two types of women that might date you.

1. Desperate marine biologists.
2. Clay Aiken.

Yes. I went there.
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stormyroses 40F
1620 posts
7/13/2011 9:50 pm

 You really make my day, WWHM. Did I ever tell you that? No? Well, I'm telling you now. Doesn't matter how bad a day it's been, your posts always make me smile. And laugh. And sometimes laugh, inhale at the wrong time, choke and get ice cream / Coke / tomato soup up my nose.

So this is my expression of appreciation, from me to you. I'm told that I don't vocalise my positive thoughts enough, so here they are. Or a litle bit of them, anyway.

The otorhinolaryngologist's bill will follow.
Do not seek an external refuge, but be a light unto yourself.

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goodloyaldog 54M

7/13/2011 10:12 pm

 Don't forget the occasional sea otter.

Wut?

The guy sounds desperate. I'll bet he'll take what he can get.
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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
7/14/2011 5:03 am

 *laugh* well, he's honest at least.

"This is never going to work" is starting to feel like the right way to start out my profile...


lusciousminx 46F  
1554 posts
7/14/2011 8:24 am

 Wow! You sure did go there! Lol. Hilarious.
"For a woman there is nothing more erotic than being understood."
~ Molly Haskell

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LadyUnlaced 49F
34177 posts
7/14/2011 6:16 pm

 I think Clay might even be too good for this dude!
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