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Blogs > RangeBull70 > Musings from the Open Range

I know ... I know ... I've been MIA for a very long time ... ...  

RangeBull70 53M
52 posts
10/2/2016 7:12 pm

Last Read:
11/4/2021 12:43 am
I know ... I know ... I've been MIA for a very long time ... ...

OK ... ... I know I've been remiss in keeping the Blog up to date - but life happens and as writing is a creative process it does take time and a certain mindset to flow from the recesses of my feeble mind, to the keyboard, across the ether, to the pixels on your screen.

A blogging friend posted a PSA about October being Breast Cancer Awareness Month and I couldn't resist to have a little fun and bring some levity to a serious issue.

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** This is an Official Public Service Announcement **

I honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month - I am offering a free breast exam to every lady within 250 miles of my location ... ...

I assure all prospective examinees, that this is offered in the spirit of public service and solely as a means of continuing to serve my nation ... ...

I look forward to ... ... feeling ... I mean seeing ... No, I mean servicing ... Damn, I mean serving you in the very near future.

Contact me at your earliest convenience to arrange your examination. Additionally, Select participants will be entitled to receive my exclusive total body examination. Be sure to mention this ad when you contact me to schedule our encounter ... I mean adventure ... Damn, I mean visit.

Be sure to contact me right away as time is limited and the demand is heavy ... ... Just remember ladies - while waiting in line ... Please don't push, shove, or seriously assault anyone - there is plenty of the Bull to go around for everyone !.!.!

Note: Minor cat fights are appreciated - hair pulling and skirmishes resulting in wardrobe malfunctions will be moved to the head of the line for immediate servicing ... Oopps, I mean attention !.!.!

This note was written with my tongue firmly embedded in my cheek and with every pun intended whether it was perceived as humorous or not !.!.!

From the foothills of the lightly, snow dusted, Sierra Nevada Mountains,

Range Bull
From the Gold Country of Northern California's Sierra Nevada Mountains,

Range Bull
sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
10/3/2016 8:37 am

 Ha ha Bull I thought your service announcement was awesome. It put a smile on my face this morning hugs V

Ps maybe the ladies should take you up on the offer
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