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Blogs > poetyk > Poetyk Writings

Please, ladies... dick pics are just plain silly.  

poetyk 45M
12 posts
11/21/2017 8:32 am
Please, ladies... dick pics are just plain silly.

I've had a couple of<b> chicks </font></b>ask for a dick pic. I couldn't do it. First of all, that's some thirsty ass shit to do in my book. It's really something you send your enemy after fucking his girl deep & raw. You text him something like "I'm selling these speakers. Heres what they look like." And, BAM! He's looking at a shiny babymaker with a caption that reads," Stop looking at my dick you faggot!"

Anyways... I once tried to accommodate a request b/c she asked nicely (Too many bitches demand that shit like prison on a boy band forum, but I digress). So, I go through the hassle of working up a stiff presentation for some chick that isn't here & immediately get the sense that I'm taking a picture of my dick in case I lose it or something. Then, I thought about her collection of dick pics on her profile. That's when my brain glitched with a visual of dicks everywhere like acres of dick wheat waving in the breeze of some field in Kansas. My erection was gone & I had to tell homegirl that I'm not into that cornballery. Dick pics are gay & their community can keep that trend. I guess they're cool. Butt, I digress.

In the end, it reminds me of these suburban thugs who twitter beef and post pics of themselves pointing some unregistered firearm as if that can't show up in court. I've gotten a digital death threat before & I laughed my ass off. Now, of course, I'm still here & maybe that guy had just got caught up in taking the right dick pic for the same<b> chicks </font></b>I've seen demand that sort of thing.

Peace, luv, and chill!!

And yoooo! I've seen a lot of women complain about dudes taking ass pics. Who the hell started that shit?????

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