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That's nailed it!
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That's nailed it! I've shown you them cut in half,<b> pierced </font></b>with unusual objects, set aflame, tattooed, crushed and generally mutilated in a myriad of god awful manners; But what happens when all of the aforementioned fail to provide onlookers with any shock value anymore and all one is left with is what effectively equates to a redundant slab of ugly sliced meat? Well, why not go the whole hog and nail the monstrosity to a board  ...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Is it just me or does anyone else here get the overpowering sense that there is some serious self loathing going on in this pic?  |
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That's repulsive! and then some. 
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WHERE do you find these pics? OMFG...what IS that? I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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Oh. My. God.
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Oh. My. God. Oh.My.God. 
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Thought it was an uncooked hen.  What did life do,to make him hate himself that bad.      
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Scene at A&E... Him: "I was putting up some shelves in the nude, slipped and accidentally nailed my cock to this plank" Nurse: "Oh, I remember you from last year when you accidentally cut your cock in half while using a circular saw" What a dick!
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eww eww eww eww eww not sure i know what else to say!!! yuck big hugs xoxoxox Life is what we make it, so let's make it good!!!  come visit my blog bettiebear Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.     
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Aside from being totally gross, they look like gnome's feet 
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so tell me how i can eat this??? 
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lol It might make for an expedient cup holder....of sorts?
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My personal belief is that he looked down at the warts on his todger one day and in an overwhelming state of shock and revulsion decided to remove them via drastic means. ....Unfortunately his hand was most unsteady....
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That's repulsive! and then some.
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WHERE do you find these pics? OMFG...what IS that?
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Its so awful it has to be said twice.... Oh.My.God.
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Thought it was an uncooked hen. What did life do,to make him hate himself that bad.
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lol I noticed the somewhat unfortunate state of the pubes on him to It would have been so much easier and less painful just to trim them than to resort to splitting his weener and nailing it down
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Scene at A&E... Him: "I was putting up some shelves in the nude, slipped and accidentally nailed my cock to this plank" Nurse: "Oh, I remember you from last year when you accidentally cut your cock in half while using a circular saw" What a dick!
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Clearly the penis really annoyed him one day and needed teaching a good lesson it wouldn't forget
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eww eww eww eww eww not sure i know what else to say!!! yuck big hugs xoxoxox
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Indeed, this grisly scene could have been so easily avoided if only the chap would have gone to his local doctor and got the warts removed rather than resorting to these extreme (and highly ineffectual) measures
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lol If this is indeed the result of such then I'm holding my nose tight from now on
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that and the warts.... where the fuck do you find these?!
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I bet that's exactly what the doctor said who examined him after this little incident
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Aside from being totally gross, they look like gnome's feet
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so tell me how i can eat this???
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