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Blogs > Mygentlecaress > From The Urinal

Test Your Maths Skills  

Mygentlecaress 50M
12856 posts
3/15/2012 4:01 pm
Test Your Maths Skills

Mathematics is a skill which attenuates in us all too quickly if we do not keep it up.
In fact, practicing simple mathematical puzzles has been scientifically demonstrated to keep our cerebrums in good working order in general.
With this in mind and seeing as I haven’t featured one in simply ages, I thought that I’d put you all to the test once again

So without any further ado, let us begin shall we?

Question 1: Dick is sitting at home whacking off to some hardcore porn when his free allocated session on the internet site times out.
Somewhat concerned by this (as he hadn’t yet reached orgasm) he notices on screen that he has the option of continuing his viewing pleasure if he uses his credit card.

Taking into account that he spent £53.93 on booze, ciggys, a kebab, a large glass butt plug and an ornate, 17th century foot stool earlier in the evening however, by how much is Dick now overdrawn? (I’m of course lying about buying the footstool – Dick actually stole it)

Question 2: A few days later, Dick receives a phone call from his bank who explain that he hadn’t in fact set up an overdraft allowance. They promptly inform him that he is due to pay a penalty charge of £25.
After hurling a highly vulgar diatribe at the person on the other end of the phone, Dick subsequently goes to the dole office to collect his giro for the sum of £90 which he cashes in immediately.
On the way home however, Dick is overcome with the urge to visit a sex shop and subsequently purchases a copy of ‘Masturbators Monthly’ for £4.50 and ‘Wankers Weekly’ for £3.95.
He also spies a rather fetching<b> penis pump </font></b>for £24.99 which he takes as well.
Taking all the above expenditure into account, what is Dick’s present bank balance?

Question 3: The next day Dick is feeling lucky and decides to blow whatever he has left in his account on lottery tickets.
If each ticket is worth £2, how many can he afford to purchase?

And finally….

Question 4: Scratching his dick – I mean, Dick scratches off his cards and is overjoyed to find that he has won £100!
Hurrying to the bank he immediately turns this into cash in the hand and sets off determinedly for the nearest pub.
Unfortunately upon Dick ordering, the barman takes the whole wad and explains that he will use it to part settle Dick’s long standing tab.
If Dick’s tab was for £524.34, who will buy Dick his next drink?

Please note: I’m afraid that I’m completely useless at maths and haven’t worked out the answers to my own questions but please feel free to have a go nonetheless
Hey, come and view my blog: mygentlecaress It's complete crap but come on over anyway


traveljunkie13 56F
11089 posts
3/15/2012 4:56 pm

 You know I almost didn't read the post because it had "Math" in the title Math hurts my head

Oh and Dick is a dick


Vixn_Vella 49F  
14911 posts
4/10/2012 10:26 am

 I'd just send DF an email to figure that crap out for me

Screw you for making me read AND think!!! *shakes fist!!!*
I have no effing clue where I'm going and what I'm saying Vixn_Vella

Its not me....It's you.

And no...we cannot be friends


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