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Glengarry Glen Ross
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Glengarry Glen Ross We read a couple's profile on Couples Dating. It's long and cyclical. It's kind of like reading The Odyssey by Homer or Ulysses by Joyce. Now I'm being gratuitously literary. The profile, on the other hand, features lovely pics of Ms xxxxxxxxxx's external sexual organs. They look like fresh fruit. Mango? Maybe, but certainly not tomato which, as we all know, is à fruit and not a vegetable. Look it up.... According to their profile the aforementioned couple love sex and delight in teaching one and all the delights of the ecstatic, orgasmic, and tantratic arts. It all sounds good even if it is overblown. "I think she might be the type who says 'fellatio' to describe a 'blowjob'", I say to J. J snickers but does not answer as she is fellating me at the time.... But back to the chase...! We flirt with the couple. They flirt back. We flirt again! They, too! This could go on for months or years and in many cases already has. Exhausted by the pressing of an online "flirt" button, we send an email: "Well...?" We are nothing if not laconic.... The couple responds. "Well?".... The art of controlling a conversation is to be the one who asks the questions. I learned this at the age of 18 when I tried selling the mothers of potential brides pots, pans, and dishware one summer, long ago, filled with the thrumming of cicadas ( the summer, that is, not the dishware).... We ask another question to which the couple responds "Thanks, but we don't swap" which means we've wasted flirts on a couple who do exactly what? Maybe they come to your house and have sex in front of you for a small fee. Maybe they show up and act as<b> tantric </font></b>midwives to the birth of you and your significant or insignificant other's sexuality for a small fee. Maybe they send you a link to a website where they are camming live action video of spiritualized Kama Sutric fucking, sucking and glomming tits for a small fee. I think I'm starting to formulate a picture. I send them an email thanking them for providing me material for my blog to which they respond "?" I do not respond. I write this instead.... In several of her pics her legs are wide open. In the world of sales this is what is known as a trial close or as Alec Baldwin said, when he wasn't calling a photographer "a cocksucking fag", "Always be Fucking Closing".... |
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