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BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I NOW FEEL SAFE, SECURE, BLESSED & WEALTHY - By Jan Brown and Maxjokes  

stilwantmore 78F
9355 posts
8/8/2010 1:27 am
BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I NOW FEEL SAFE, SECURE, BLESSED & WEALTHY - By Jan Brown and Maxjokes

With all the chain letters, junk e-mails I've received over the past years, I want to thank all of everyone who has taken the time to send them to me. They make me feel safe, secure, blessed and wealthy. Because of your concern.....

I no longer drink Coca Cola because it is so strong it will remove toilet bowl stains.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones on the rare occasion I use them because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our troops.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or<b> feathers.

</font></b>I no longer go to bars because someone will drug me and take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who has been dying for the past seven years.

NOW to Return the Favor:

If you don't send these concerns to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds after you receive it, a large bird with diarrhea will fly over your head at 5 PM and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits!!!

I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend's neighbor's cousin and he's a lawyer. So you'd better get going on that message to send all this stuff out to others!!!!!

stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
8/8/2010 1:34 pm
    Quoting Extramist:
    I better get my umbrella out because I only have 990 people on my email list.
Your e-mail list sounds like mine.
Way too many to keep up with.


Extramist 66M
14079 posts
8/8/2010 12:16 pm

 I better get my umbrella out because I only have 990 people on my email list.
AKA The Clit Whisperer.


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