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Bringing It Back: A Quick Lesson
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Bringing It Back: A Quick Lesson From a 25 year old. I know no one likes taking lessons from 25 year olds, but some of you need them. Seriously. What I do isn't some amasing trick or special technique I learned from ancient Chinese masters. I didn't take a class on fucking or train for countless years (although, if someone wants to take me deep into the mountains for five years and teach me how to date properly, I'd probably take them up on it). What every bit of it boils down to is this: People are selfish. People are retarded. To stand out, you simply need to rise above it. Stop thinking of yourself. Stop worrying about whether or not you're gonna cum. Stop thinking that she cares about whether or not you're going to cum (yes, I acknowledge that some women actually DO care about whether or not a guy cums, but for the purpose of educating the stubborn masses, we're gonna push that aside). Now, if you're really interested in learning, you're gonna have to do that thing that you skipped out on all through college- you're gonna have to study. I'll try to point you in the right direction, and give tips where I can, but I'm not gonna give you all the answers. There's reasons for that. One being, I'm lazy, and really don't feel like going into massive amounts of detail for something no one will read. Another one is, what works for some doesn't work for all. If you've gotten any decent amount of experience under your belt, you should know this. Not all women like head, not all women really get off on clitoral stimulation, not all women have the same parts in the same positioning. Clits come in different sizes and some can be more challenging to find. The G-Spot isn't always an inch inside the canal- sometimes it's actually further back. Some women liked to be bit and sucked, some women hate it. You need to be aware of these things, and learn to cater to your partner. The easiest way to do this is to listen and watch. Not all are going to have the wherewithal to tell you if you're doing well or not. With some, if you really are doing well, they won't be able to get a word in between moans anyway The important points to keep your eyes open for are: -Breathing- sharp, quick breaths are a good sign. Deep sighs, little moans, anything more than just normal. If they're breathing normal, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. Time to try something new. If they're not breathing at all, they may be orgasming, or they may be dead. Be sure that you know the difference. -Muscular Reactions- clenching, squeezing, tightening of the thighs or buttocks, quivers and shakes. If they're not moving, again, check pulse, reposition, and try again. -Color- Color changes are most noticeable during orgasms. Watch the face, cheeks, forehead, and chest areas for reddening or darkening colors. During orgasm, alot of capillaries open up in these areas, allowing for increased blood flow. If your chick has really dark skin, you should still be able to notice a difference. If it's too red, you may want to dress the wound and have stitches applied. Also, cut your damn fingernails next time. It's less common knowledge, but around orgasm the body temperature spikes as well. Caliente! -Werewolves- This section does not apply to the M203 service weapon. Should your subject sprout hair, teeth, and claws, please proceed to run screaming from the room in an orderly manner. Now, on to the action: First and foremost- SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Just because there's nothing between your dick and that hole does it mean that it's where you immediately go. Fuck the hole, and I don't mean literally. Forget it. Let it stew for a bit while you build the anticipation. It will still be there when the time's right. Pressure Points and Nerve Endings- If you haven't spent any of your time learning these things, you've wasted it. Yes, some are obvious. Everyone knows how to make a girl squeal by going for the neck, the ears, the labia. Yeah, no shit. But are you aware of how many tiny, ultra sensitive nerve endings can be found in the feet, the wrists, the elbows, the back of the knees, the buttocks, along the spine, a little south of the armpits, so on and so forth? Think of places that you would consider someone to be ticklish, and then spend some time in those areas, gently kissing, nipping, caressing, blowing. Also, there are some pressure points that can be used for good, or evil, depending on how you approach it. Did you know that in the same spot on the neck that you can drive someone wild by kissing, there is a group of nerves that you can use to gain pain compliance or temporarily paralyse? These things exist in many places on the body. Learn where they are, learn to manipulate them. And once you got it down, work that shit. Don't go straight for the gold. Make her beg for you, make her want you. You play it right, she'll cum the minute you touch her. The Clit- Seriously? People have trouble finding this thing? Ok, granted, some are larger and fuller than others. But I've never encountered a clit so small and unassuming that it blends right in with it's surroundings. Honestly, you don't even need your eyes. As your hands are exploring that fertile crescent, above the entryway you can trace up the ridge of the inner labia until your fingers find that little tiny nub. Now, here's an important fact- that little tiny nub isn't quite as tiny as most people think. The portion that we love to rub and lick so much is only the tip of the iceberg. That little hood there covers up alot more of this sensitive little organ, and that whole organ actually extends down into the mons pubis, coming to a halt just outside the walls of the vaginal canal, usually about an inch inside. Yep, you guessed it- the fabled "G- Spot" is actually the back side of the clitoris. Learn to play both ends at the same time and you'll have her singing harmonies. Just be careful not to drown in her juices! Important tip- during arousal, the clitoris actually engorges and becomes erect, not unlike that thing in your trousers. This makes it even easier to find. So if you've been playing those nerve endings, when you do finally get to where she's been begging you to go, you should have no trouble at all. Oral- Oh elusive cunnilingus. Something else that's modernly complained about. In this day and age of digital porn and internet dating, you cannot afford to fall short in this area. If you can't perform to standards, she'll have no problem finding someone who can. Now, is there some all inclusive algorithm that you can use to figure out how to move your tongue for instant gratification? Hell no. Good oral means knowing the basics, and applying them, and the old look and listen technique to know if you're doing it right. If you can't yet find the clit, you shouldn't even have your pants off now in the first place, much less be probing around with your tongue. But it's not entirely about the clit, is it? The labia (the flaps surrounding the vagina, or "pussy" for you less educated) is chocked full of blood vessels and nerve endings and loves to be paid attention to just as much as the rest of her. Also, feel free to probe around inside her openings a bit- I know, it may not be the same as pushing your MIGHTY CLUB deep into her, but that tiny, teasing bit of penetration does not go unnoticed. A note for the freakier ones out there- there are almost twice as many nerve endings around the asshole as there are in the nipples... think about that. And the act itself- Fucking is easy. Really easy. In and out, right? Except there's a whole variety of angles and forces that you would do really well to take into account as you're making your baby (being a physics nerd actually does come in handy). Now that I've more or less told you how to find the G-Spot, it's your job to make sure that you hit it. For us with the wider than average dicks, we're lucky. I can hit that shit from nearly any angle. But if you're lacking in the girth department, you may have to plan your moves a little more carefully. Ever hear that little phrase, "It's not about the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean"? Well, that's probably about half true. The size does matter. But what you poor bastards might be lacking in size, you can learn to make up for in technique. And if you do have the size already, well, learn the technique anyway. It's still important. And the stimulation doesn't have to end there. Learn how to grind your hips to massage the clit as your passing in and out. I find that it's easiest to do with her legs up in the air, and pressed together, so that her feet meet somewhere over your head (or not, if you're into dwarves). Try different strokes, different angles, different speeds, until you find a combination that works for your partner. Change things up from time to time to keep sex from being monotonous. A remember- it's not about you, it's about her. Tantric techniques, breathing techniques, short breaks from the thrusting action while you put your tongue to her clit, anything to really keep the game going until she just can't handle anymore. There's alot more to know, alot more to learn. I've only provided a very small piece of the puzzle that is human sexuality. You must also do your part to learn to be a better lover. And it starts, really, with learning to be a better person. Consideration, compassion, and generosity are dying in this world. Don't join the lepers. Have fun ~Thomas Bombadil "Everything in moderation, including moderation" - Oscar Wilde |
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You are quite possibly the only person I know who can make lesson time = sexytime.  I do like these reposts. I never got this far back in your blog (although I have it on my list to start reading blogs again...if I ever plug the computer in) so they're like new posts for me. Now, any tips for clueless girls? Or is it just practice, practice, practice?  Do not seek an external refuge, but be a light unto yourself. "Be the change you want to see." HalfNekkid Wednesday Peekaboo
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wow.......wowwwwwwwww. It's people like you that make me wonder why I am here. CLUELESS.  But we are all here for a reason, we all have something to offer...... what the world needs now..........    
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Bombadil! Brilliant name. I haven't heard that it in a while  Excellent post too. "Consideration, compassion, and generosity are dying in this world. Don't join the lepers." I could not agree with you more brother!
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1 post 12/15/2015 2:43 am |
YEEHAH! to the point clear and concise................ I can't believe a 25 year old feels compelled to to have to write this. What good is is sex without your partner being engaged?.................. No GOOD
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