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Blogs > ineedyounow55 > The Blow Job Expert is in.

"I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.""Sex is emotion in motion."  

ineedyounow55 65F
1425 posts
5/2/2010 5:53 pm
"I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.""Sex is emotion in motion."
"The pen is mightier than the sword."
-Mark Twain
The penis mightier than the sword
-Much better punctuation Mark

We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be.

"The<b> angle of the dangle </font></b>is equally proportional to the heat of the meat provided that the urge to surge remains constant."

"A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available." Hey anyone looking?

I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!
want2ceu 71M
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5/28/2010 2:48 pm

 Couldn't have been said any better


ineedyounow55 65F
826 posts
5/2/2010 10:40 pm
    Quoting honestjohn4u:
    "The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat, provided that the mass of the ass remains constant."
    Alas, this is only a theory since in the real world the mass of the ass never stays constant.
Love it!
I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!


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