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Sunday Morning Sex  

salsagirl822 67F  
39 posts
1/17/2012 1:17 pm

Last Read:
9/3/2012 9:42 pm
Sunday Morning Sex

Sunday Morning Sex >>!

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age,
we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.
It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Trya67 56M

1/17/2012 2:04 pm

 Lol . Now that's a little cute joke to remember ...


BlndHairBluEyes9 43M
6 posts
1/17/2012 2:06 pm

 Very cute, I had a good time with this one.


curiousnwet1966 58F

1/17/2012 2:14 pm

 LMFAO!!! I just laughed out loud at my desk. Gave myself away. Thanks for a good laugh.
No Shoes .. No Shirt, No PROBLEM.
Lay your cursor on me ... and cum on in: curiousnwet1966


salsagirl822 67F  
40 posts
2/3/2012 10:17 am

 Kardoctor, no thank you not interested in married or attached men


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