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SEXERCISE with ME!
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SEXERCISE with ME! Hello, my name is... errr, well let's save that until after you hear me out, ok? Hopefully we are both adult enough to admit we like sex. I can only host or go to you in the morning. And, I am in good shape. However, I need some exercise as well. I am at that point where I can do 500 sit-ups, but need to do about 1,000 to Actually feel any burn in the muscle. I must have missed the memo on what to wear... Because unless I do them naked on the bed, I get chafed. No one likes chafing, and doing the sit-ups on the bed naked is noisy and embarrassing. But, I got an idea! So, what I'm thinking is, I could get a good ab exercise by having sex. I'm willing to do all the work, if necessary. But if you enjoy riding on top, I wouldn't stop you from doing so... How do I propose this should happen? Well, the first round would be a 15-20 minute sex warm-up. It's always important to stretch things and warm up before doing any strenuous 'sexercise' [That's what we'll call this, clever, eh?] Now, once I get off the first time it will take about 10-15 minutes for me to be ready again. Sometimes I can just keep going, but with the condom exchange thing [have to do that, it's not safe to keep going with cum in the condom, breakage usually occurs.] so with the condom exchange or removal thing happening we could clean up, relax, do some touching, kissing, and/or licking, biting, teasing, etc., then start again. And, if you're comfortable with 69, we guarantee a penetration strength erection for me. But, if not, that's ok too, just rub a little ice on my balls and 'bbbrrr' I'm ready to go. Ideally the second time will last a good 30-40 minutes... the 40 would help me to get the burn in my abdomen. Anything more seems to be the limit on most of the women I know. If however you are still able and willing to try round three, then we are talking an all day thing. I don't expect anyone to have that kind of time on a given day. But one could hope... Please, don't think I would be disappointed with only an hour and a half session. Because it is still all fun. I know this might all come across as real clinical and dry, but trust me, once we start, it will be fun and may even produce some laughter. Don't be embarrassed by us laughing during sex, that's just having fun... especially when the natural highs start from exhaustion and endorphins kick in... [sigh] I guess some might think it would be easier to get proper workout clothes and a sit-up mat. And sure, I just ordered one of those exercise balls from Amazon so I can get proper extension and flexion when exercising alone. But, this idea sounds like a lot more fun. We could be "workout partners"! So, whatya say? Am I nuts? Or could this actually be fun for a woman out there? If you think this might be fun drop me an email and let's do this, ok? Oh! The pic? Hmmm, well it's a pretty easy to see my profile... I figure I should show proof, but then there's the "no dic pic" camp. But, I guess if nude pictures of men offend you, the whole idea of using sex as an exercise machine is probably not going to happen anyway... oh well, if it doesn't work I guess I can just do naked sit-ups and masturbate... ohh, maybe you would want to watch that! I got a web cam! Nah, women don't like sex, right? LOL! Lighten up, it's not just a dick picture, it's a cock!  |
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An Irish toast In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, never in want..  ..hugs xxx  Thanks for the blog comment  In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.  x
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12/29/2008 7:41 am |
So you like redheads...do you?????? I loved your last story posted in the erotics story section... Check out my profile and stories and blog and see if I pique your interest ???? Ciao Sweet Kate A vixen to take "advantage" of.... A sassy natural redhead with stamina - and imagination!
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Thank you! Uhm have you seen my 'just jeans' photo?
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1/2/2009 5:02 pm |
You are so sexy. Brunett52
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Awwww, you're too kind...
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yeah... it's fun and exhausting!
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