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If It Looks Like Bullshit....
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If It Looks Like Bullshit.... ...And smells like bullshit...well chances are really good that it is, indeed, bullshit.  Let me demonstrate. I present exhibit a: The written portion of my profile. "Just a blogger, only seeking<b> platonic </font></b>friendships. My Ideal Person: Ideal people... Have brains, aren't afraid to use them. Have tact and courtsey, and apply that to everyday life. Enjoy making friends with people from ALL WALKS of life, not just cookie cutter models of themselves. Understands what the term friendship implies." That is it, in its entirety. Exhibit B: My profile photos. They are all photos of my feet. Not my feet made up to look all sexy, no heels, no stockings...just my feet in a variety of places. And a couple of those show my feet all puffy and swollen because I had been walking quite a bit and bless them, they do get tired on me at times. And now for the bullshit.( The Bullshits that set my teeth on edge are marked in red.) "Nice profile and picture. Honesty and openness is best. Let me begin by telling you a little bit about me. I am passionate, enjoy sex immensely and am spontaneous. I am a MWM professional businessman who is 6' 3", 235 lbs., extremely clean, no facial hair, salt and pepper, hazel green eyes. My likes are really simple, pleasing others. I take the lead from those I am with. Do you enjoy foreplay, exploring, erotic pleasure, playing around, touching, oral; if so, we will have a lot of fun. The type of person I am looking for is one that wants a very discrete relationship and great fun." "Hey Beautiful, Wow i must say you are very beautiful, forgive me for my lack of manners, I'm XXXXX by name and I'm single with no , I'm seeking for something serious and I'm very new here, You are very attractive and i couldn't resist not to send you a message, I would love to get to know you better and it would be my pleasure to hear from you. You can email me on (contact info) or add me on (contact info) I hope to hear back from you.. God bless you. I just added some recent photos to my photo album you can simply check it by clicking the link below or typing it to open the page and then sign in to have access to view my photo album xxxxxxxx i await your response as soon as possible. XXXXX." "hi lady how are you? i have been catched by your profile .. im an italian guy fo about 35 and really very interested to know you! im a programmer (writing software for PC) i travel very much .. so could not be so difficult meet you! in fact i love to know you new people from all the world around im very passionate (latin lover) and i think we can have very good time together i love to videochat .. contact me as soon as possible at insert personal contact info or if you prefer at insert personal contact info i will wait for you" "I am a Gentleman with few words but when I do express. I express with meaning and respect to a woman. I know this site is for adults who should care themselves in the right way. I believe in that, but I am imaging something erotic after viewing your vision on your page. The start of that is beauty either in body or face. What I feel is erotic, freaky and passionate to being you into this encounter, either discreet are open. I would love to make u experience the fun I would bring under a warm or the hot shower soaping our bodies. Then eating u under the water to make u cum. As I make u moan and groan with water dipping down your face. After working our way to the bed as I lay u down and work my magic with my hands to massage ur body with scent oils. I then grab your ass checks rubbing it gently & firmly. While at the same time I am getting hard. I then open your thighs and slip my cock in between. I want u to witness that. Are you open to my exploring from a true gentleman. Who would continue to respect your world? I WILL BE IN YOUR AREA FOR A WEEK AND I WOULD ENJOY UR COMPANY" Oh for fuck's sake. Sometimes, the stupid just hurts me.  Part of me wants to laugh about shit like this. I find con artists highly entertaining, and honestly that is all men like this are. The used car salesmen of swinging. I sometimes toy with the idea of trolling the fuck out of them till I find out who they are and then give them a little of their own back. Part of me wants to take out my upper plate, find the most ragged gardening outfit I own, skip brushing my teeth or hair, and take a ten mile hike sans deodorant and show up to the tryst with a bottle of Mad 20/20, a stringer of catfish, and a smile. Part of me is righteously angry that these fools think I am desperate and panting for a hard dick, any dick, please give me your dick!!! And more angry still that they are LYING to me. Out of all the things on earth I detest, there is nothing more abhorrent than bald face liars. But the sane rational side of me takes it in stride, secure in the knowledge that karma does indeed exist and it does tend to bite people in the ass. Particularly liars. It makes me sad when I realize that there are people who will respond to this kind of shit. Out of loneliness, out of loss or lack of self worth, out of desperation. And then it angers me again that there are people in this world who justify taking advantage of someone who suffers these problems in the name of having an orgasm. It is inhumane and cruel in my view. This has always been my biggest beef with this site. While there are some fantastic human beings here, great people with great minds and hearts, there are far more of these bottom feeders than there are genuine human beings. "But it's a SEX site." Yep, it is. But in all the years I utilized this site (and several others) for its intended purpose, I never responded to anything that smelled like bullshit to me. If you are going to lie to me before even speaking one word to me why would I trust you? Why would I want to allow you access to the pleasure of my body when you have ZERO respect for me? When you are virtually treating me like a piece of meat, something to be consumed and used and then thrown away? I am all for one night stands, I think they are a great way to scratch an itch and be done with it...no exchanging , no prying questions, no worries about the next day...just good old fashioned fun and then you go on with your life and I go on with mine. But I still expect honesty and respect from a one night stand. I don't have STD's because I demanded this honesty and respect, my corpse has not been found in some deserted place because I would not be intimate with anyone who lied to me right out of the gate. Now as balance is a part of life, I did occasionally fall for a smooth con artist from time to time, showed up to meet some that had used ten year old profile photos or had been very convincing about marital status, jealous girlfriends...yada yada yada. And I am sure they remember me...I can think of one right off the bat that I left with a very bitter taste in his mouth...don't play a player. While I don't like that side of myself, I have to own up to the fact that I am fully capable of being an absolute cunt when provoked. And to avoid assuming my "Saiyan form" I just never allow myself to be put in a position that I feel a need to become 'that bitch'.  Maybe we should all start drinking this stuff. If you can't beat em, join em, right? Except no one who knows me could ever accuse me of being a joiner. And in conclusion, I am starting to understand part of the reason there is so much angst and distrust that floats in the air of this place. ***Disclaimer*** While this does indeed look like man bashing, it truly isn't. I am sure there are women just as nefarious as the men in this blog, but thankfully they don't waste their time in emailing me. Peace out Peeps! "Shall I tell you the secret of the true scholar? It is this: every man I meet is my master in some point, and in that I learn of him." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson   |
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vry well expressed, tyvm Tell me about it.
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I have had fake females email me but not for a long time!
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Well BS     ---------------------Dennis US ARMY (RETIRED) AND YOUR FRIEND  I never mean to offend(blog or comment) anyone ,If I do contact me please. Please check out my blog Harley-Davidson Drive(19harley86)
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