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Sacriligious to Insidious Sacriligious to Insidious (i.e. going from the sublime to the ridiculous by means of reverse correlation) ADULT I thought you enjoyed the way I sucked your throbbing dick And liked the way my pussy dripped from your come. Too bad you lost out on what could’ve happened, As you could’ve exploded with excitement with me. CARNAL I love you and so much wanted to be with you. Don’t let carnal desires distract you from the relationship WE could have, as you are the Only man for me. Just want you to know you are on my mind and I have a twinge of jealousy at the thought of you being with others, but want you to know I’m here for you if you need me. I’m physically and emotionally attracted to you, but don’t feel like you’re trying too hard to get me, I want you to feel in love with my inner self, but I don’t want you to feel miserable, as I’m craving your company, so I don’t want you to feel resentful and in pain, as I need you, but that doesn’t mean anyone can walk all over you, rather fall in love with me all over again, since I don’t know what to do, so don’t feel despondent or feel that I am not responding and always coming up with excuses not to see you, although I’d love to see you again pretty soon, as your absence has made my heart grow fonder. You really turn me on and make me so happy when you help me relieve my urges with your sexy txt msgs, so let’s get it on, sugar and take it all off. CHALK AND CHEESY I think you are perfect, in every way. Unlike me, Who has no job, No friends, No prospects, No goals, No determination, No aspirations, No objectives Other than you. You’re a true gentleman in the manners you display & that goes to show in how you treat a woman, Because your behavior shows class. You’re dominant and powerful. COMING ON If you come fast, That’s no problem, ‘cause I find you sexy too, So if you come twice, That’d be nice. I would love to fulfill your fantasies And spire to grant your desire. CONSOLATORY Don’t feel bad if you don’t get hard. I find times more hard without you And that’s not necessarily good. CUM Hey Sexy, Just thinking of you makes me come in heaps and buckets. I’d love to sip your cum, like drinking coldrink from a straw, and is that’s not permissible, I’d love to tease and tickle you and run my fingers over your thighs, for elongated duration, until you erupt like a volcano. DEFINITELY BIOLOGICAL Although biology has never really interested me, I’ve recently taken up an interest in anatomy and physiology, more so the interaction between the nervous system and musculo-sceletal structure, specifically with regards to massaging enhancing circulation and protein synthesis. What’s also interesting is how different sounds prompt varied theta patterns. I might suggest a thesis be based on side-effects of medication for bi-polar causing seizures, with suggested alternatives, or how electronic impulses in environment affect brain patterns and resultant behavior, and how subliminal impulses cause resultant thinking, or how acupressure affects cerebrum, or how technological advances condition mind stimulus. Don’t worry, we can’t all be like Einstein. What you lack in discression, you make up for in physique and more than adequately compensate for in cock size and sex appeal. DIRTY JOKES Jokes from net: Guy confesses sex urge to a nun. She says, do the back, coz she’s saving herself. He says after I’m married. She says, oh, I’m Mr So-and-So & I’m on my way to a fancy dress ball. Minister says to morally deprived woman, Don’t you know you should get on your knees, She, ja, I always do it that way. How do you tell between friendship and love? Spit or swallow! One sperm asks another how to get to the ovaries. The other sperm says, duno, I’m still making my way through the tonsils. Boy asks his mum why she was thumping his dad’s stomach, She said, to flatten it, He said, that won’t work, ‘cause every day the lady next door blows it back up. Guy confesses his urges, banging girl bent over can. Pastor shakes head & says, you’re not welcome in church, He said, I have another confession, I’m not welcome at the grocer either. DIS NET JOKES From net: Jokes aside! Policeman to drIver: “Your wife fell out of the car. Driver, “Thank God. I thought I went deaf.” Cop spots woman knitting and driving. He shouts, Pull over! She screams back, No. Socks! At road block: “How big are those 2 beers you had?” Drinking & driving accused character witness testifies: What’s he Like? Oh, Broads and Beers. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS BEST. EGOCENTRIC It was a weighty decision to ask this, But does she charge per gram? I don’t know if it’s her ego that’s inflated, Or if you paid her to blow herself up. EGOTISTICAL You will go a long way and you won't find anyone as educated as I, among the sleaziness. ENIGMATIC As you are so enigmatic, charismatic & romantic, you have what it takes to make me tick and since I’ve waited all my life for you, I wouldn’t mind waiting a bit longer too. FAB May your day be as fabulous as you are. FANTASY I’d love to indulge your every whim and fantasy. I’d like to reward you by blowing you And I’ll allow you to follow me all over While I hold your cock And I’d like you to accompany me naked wherever I go And wherever you sit down suck your cock And put your cock in my pussy when you rest. I have a similar fantasy, though the other way around. To indulge in your fantasy, I’d like to reward you for making me tea, By blowing you And I’ll allow you to follow me all over While I hold your cock and I’d like you to accompany me naked wherever I go And whenever you sit down, suck your cock And put your cock in my pussy, when you rest. FLIRTING Ok, the above and below part was actually gathered from a youtube vid on what a guy really want to hear. And we don’t have to go anywhere, how about I just make you something, You can hang out with the guys, I’m not easily offended. Why would I wana talk about my feelings? I don’t care about how much money you make, You’re So, Hot, I need a massage, So shake it, baby. Do you need a hug? You complete me. Tell me what you want, I won’t think any less of you. You are a very special person, I love a male with a good sense of humour. Don’t worry. I won’t ever ask you if I look good in your jeans, I love you just the way you are, I’ll do anything for you, you don’t have to do anything for me, I know it’s a waste of your time, poor baby, I really care. FOOLISH LOVE You are my reason for living. I’m not out to get what I can from you. Don’t be angry with me for telling you the truth. Be angry with the person who was trying to destroy our relationship. She will never succeed, Because you will never love her, The deep way you love me. What wisdom, but the benefit of imparting how I still have not learnt from my foolishness. Maybe we are too idealistic for others to share our sentiments. You shouldn’t let romance, as I’ve been inclined to, disrupt your perspective and focus on what you are destinied to and will achieve, given time. Dump those people, you really turn me on . Does The Art of Seduction imply Seduction of The Art? Expect me when you see me. (kinda clicke, hey) FUNNY NET Funnies, copied from net: How did Bobbit respond? How come? How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. INCREDIBLY STUPID I want you to know that, Although I’m not the caring, nurturing type, You have my absolute, undivided loyalty And respect your wishes And will do what you want. You are much better than other men I’ve met And are really good at everything you do. There is no reason why you should change. I fell for you big time, Because of who and what you are. You are in full control. Your life is so exciting And mine is so boring. All I have to discuss is The very mundane tasks I do, In detail. Therefore, it’s not you with the problem, It’s me. Maybe I’m just naturally lacking in sex appeal. That’s why nobody likes to hang around with me. You pull the strings that elicit my emotions. I realize you’re the victim, Having been cheated in your past out of the life you want. Because I care about you, I won’t leave you, But am prepared to wait And give you all the time you need. It’s time to put the past behind you, My affection for you will carry you through. Only if you are affectionate towards me, Do I feel strength, Otherwise I feel like the wind has been blown from my sails. Our bond has neither beginning nor end. It is eternal. Without you I’m like a fish out of water. You mere presence is more gratifying to me Than any celestial sky. Honour your superiors & you will be surely blessed. You have elevated yourself to a higher spiritual plain by having achieved much knowledge in pursuit of perfection in inclination, intellect and intelligence. For this reason you will be able to relate to many you’ll help through healing at all times. I am perfectly adapted to being with you, Like a fish to water. Anyone else may be with you for a while only, But that’s all, As only I am suitably compatible with you. Nice guys that treat women well are boring, Players are assholes, but hot, Lucky you treat me well and turn me on. You are good looking, Your dick’s big enough, You live in a mansion, I desire, You are a sexual god, Let not some bad memories hold us back, As I’d like to explore my sexual fantasies with you. You’re so handsome & look so sexy & have such a big cock. I admire your altruism & since you are a guy with a cool ride, You make my motor run faster Than an unimpressive auto. INFATUATION Venus, Goddess of love and Cupid, God of love, God Almighty from above, Created a man so high & mighty, Yes, him I dream of in my nighty, So handsome & muscular, An emperor, A shining knight, As noble as a King, Of him my dreams are, Each & every night. INTELLECTUAL I herewith affirm & confirm that I shall not enlist any bad habits not listed in my resume. I’ll say it again. It! Thanks for being such a God-send. My career is important to me. Virgin Mobile! I mean carrier. My life is so much fun, I don’t need a boyfriend, but I could always make an exception with you, as you have such amazing qualities, you are truthful, honest, loyal, Hard working, good with your hands & have no intimacy hang-ups in this day & age of cordless phones. We are so compatible. You’re a giver & I’m a forgiver. What man wouldn’t be interested in my virtues? Our relationship will Stand the test of time & that’s not all that will, I can assure you, so In the interests of my Sanity, will you give me a clue what to do with my love for you, coz by God I have Patience (have you had her too?-), but if God has His own time, can I set my clock a few hours aHead? INTERESTED 110%! I’m so pleased we have a shared interest, dear one, sweetheart, cute honeybun, sugarplum, etc. (you get the idea  IRONIC AND SARDONIC I have come to the conclusion that your plans for me are not much other than the occasional fuck when you run out of pusses. No doubt another of your conquests you’ve placed on hold. Did you say, I’m your Penis, Or, is it, I’m your Venus? I’m fucked without being fucked and that’s not even fucking, just for the fuck of it. LOVE Baby! Cuty!! Dearheart!!! Honeybun!!!! Sugarplum!!!!! Darling, what I’m trying to say is, I Love You 2. Those 3 words are as beautiful together, as the 2 of us are together! Your five roses loves you SOOO much. YOU for ME for EVER. I’m not bombarding you with smses, As just one will do. I LOVE YOU. LUSTFUL & LONELY I often think of you, and hope all is well with you, As I love your company, sexy body And you have a special place in my heart, just for you, As I do hope you have for me. MANANGEL To my one & only true love, the most handsome man in the world: Like Mary, most men’s mothers think they’r God. I say, what you believe is what you are. Believe in God & yourself. MEETING MORE THAN HALF WAY I’m reminiscing and missing you. MISSING Love…2mo and the day after ‘til I behold you again is a day too far away. Missing you. Hi, Darling, hope you have a lovely day. Please think of me now & again, while you’re having a well-deserved break. I’m missing you already. I’m reminiscing and missing you. MORALITY I have to question the morality of society that allows vices and perverse fetishes. Disgusting! Ass isn’t always inner on the other side. Is that stupid? Probably. NET WORTH From NET (adapted slightly) : Jokes aside! Policeman to driver: “Your wife fell out of the car.” Driver, “Thank God. I thought I went deaf.” - Cop spots woman knitting and driving. He shouts, “Pull over!” She screams back, “No. Socks!” - At road block: “How big are those two beers you had?” - Drinking and driving accused witness testifies: What’s he like? Oh, Broads and Beers. - He who laughs last, laughs best. OVER SEXED IS OVER I thought you enjoyed the way I sucked your throbbing cock and liked the way my pussy dripped from your cum. I know you love sex and didn’t want it from me, because you got it elsewhere. This weakened our bond and made me not trust you to use my mouth on you, as you know I could have, how I could have made you hard and could’ve got naked with you and sucked you, you missed out on the best night of your life you could’ve had with me in one sexy fantasy, but now it’s all messed up, as you don’t wanna love me. I could’ve been all yours and given you what you want, but you wanted that other bitch to lick you, too bad you lost out on what could’ve happened with me, as you could’ve exploded with excitement with me. I was looking forward so much to having great sex with you. You hurt my feelings so much, ‘cause I was in the mood and turned on and thought you were mine and that you would’ve fucked me with your big cock, as I thought you were my lover and that we would’ve had a great time in bed, but your rather had sex with someone else. Needless to say, I won’t have any further repetitions. (Famous last words) Then again who wants to be parts of another’s plans anyway? *“If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.” Jim Rohn* PLEADING INNOCENCE Ok, ok, I got the idea from youtube! I want you to know I fully support your decisions And would love to make your favourite dinner And you don’t have to do dishes And, don’t worry, I don’t get embarrassed And I’m very flexible And if there’s anything you don’t wana do, I’m not gona make you. You don’t have to buy me anything, I love big men like you. I love to stay in shape, But you don’t have to go to the gym or dress up for me. You don’t have to babysit me, I can handle myself. I love your family and would especially love your mom And we don’t have to go anywhere, How about I just make you something. You can hang with the guys, I’m not easily offended. Why would I wana talk about my feelings? I don’t care about how much money you make, You’re So Hot, I need a massage, So shake it, baby. SARCASTIC It was a weighty decision to ask this, but does she charge per gram? I don't know if it's her ego that's inflated, or if you paid her to blow herself up. SARCASTIC AND SARDONIC So you think a hero LIES in you? Quite right! So where’s the truth, then? The strange thing about juggling is, the law of averages dictate, sooner or later, you drop a ball. I have come to the conclusion that your plans for me Are not much other than the occasional fuck when you run out of pusses. SATISFY Baby, I wanna feel you, suck & satisfy you. Touch me, feel me, satisfy me. I wanna turn you on, You need my body & my tits. SAUCY I feel like I’m sitting on a heated, hot, wet cole. Why do I feel like this? I need your cock so badly. All I think of is your big, hard cock and juicy balls. Right now you cock is rock hard, thinking of me, But you will only come and release when you are with me. So how does it feel to have so many bored housewives willing to give up their husbands, For you? SIZEABLE Don’t mind me. There was this thing on tv about Godzilla, size does matter, and I thought it sounded pretty neat, wow. Size DOES matter! That’s why you got me so hooked, baby. You still got it. The looks, the personality, the sex appeal and a sexy body to match. That’s why I’m so attracted to you. SLEAZY Can I wrap my lips around and sickle your cock on your way to work? STRAIGHTFORWARD Let’s get something straight between us SULTRY In my bleak existence, You are the sun, the moon, my shining star, You are the water in my deserted life, Our bodies draped along the horizon on a sandy shore, You holding me, Supporting me, Reaching out to me, Holding me close, Balancing me with such brute strength, Our naked bodies entertwined, You life me. Brush my thighs along your face, Hand in hand, Your hips brushing against mine, Close, so hot, You swing me to such heights of ecstasy, Up, unpredictable, In perfect unison, You elevate me, Surprise me, So agile, So flexible, So muscular, So extremely sexy, Disciplined, Such rhytm, Amazing how our bodies contort together, Attractive, You personify my dream lover. SWEET HANDSOME YOU, you kinky, Sexy, MACHOMAN! I’m missing you stax, Cutie Pie, my Sweetness, it is such a pleasure you haven’t (completely) forgotten me, since I’m as close to you as you are holding your phone, MuscleMan YOU, ‘cause you’re kinda hot to trot & I’m about to get a wHole lot hotter, better & wetter, for YOU, my genial hero YOU (than in my last sms, that is), naughty, but nice, sms me once & you’ll come twice. With love & lust xX I don’t know why, But I kinda miss you too, Must be ‘cause you are so sweet, handsome, loving, caring, Romantic and sexy. I love being with you. SEXY Hey, Sexy, Just thinking of you makes me come in heaps and buckets. I’d love to sip your cum, like sipping a coldrink from a straw And, if that’s not permissible, I’d love to tease and tickle you and run my fingers over your thinghs, For elongated duration, until you erupt , like a volcano. TEASING AND PLEASING Instead of more talking than action, I would tease and tantalise you with tongue & give you an extravagantly slow, sensual kiss & arouse you by teasing your rod with my clit. I have an irresistible urge to have passionate sex with you & push my buttocks against you & grind you & wake you To share & enact my fantasies with you & you’ll feel good. Since relationships are about give & take, I want to give you that mind-blowing experience With oral sex preceding intercourse & want to please you & seduce you, Drive you wild & make love to you, So in giving me what I want, You’ll get something in return, As we try varied positions, So you can think about me more & make you smile when you are away, As we can explore other places to make love than the bedroom, As I give you my complete attention, As I explore your erogenous zones & nipples to make you feel special with those extra sensations, We can communicate our sexual needs to make our sex live exciting & satisfying for both of us, So I can please you in bed & add more excitement & passion to our lovemaking. I would like to please you, Give you great sex and an amazing bj experience, I know what you like, When I hold the shaft with gentle strokes, Start slow & go faster & throw out my tongue like a porn star, Sucking gently at first, Increasing the pace & pressure. I know you’ll be back for more, Because I know you want me so badly & I’m about to make things a whole lot more tempting for you. Yeah, and when you fucked me on the stairs with me bent over, That was so mouth watering feeling your big cock Deep in my pussy. Made me weak at the knees When your cock melted in me, Leaving me begging for more, With you in control, You are such a stud and cute When you drool like a pup, When licking my pussy And had my pulse racing When you went wild. You like! I loved it when you undressed me And pulled my legs wide open And started licking my pussy and straddled me And fucked me on the sofa, That was so fucking hot, You even spice up your lounge with passion. Hey, my sexy lover, You are so hot And I am so turned on by you, Because you are such an expert lover And know what I really want When you eat me like a good desert And fuck me with your big, hard cock Until it hurts, you are so hot. I love your sexy torso And the way you lick my pussy Makes me feel like you shoving Your big, thick cock, Into my TIGHT cunt. When we had sex, You felt so good, Although you think I’m a dirty slut. Your scent is so arousing And I love the feel of your penis, I like it when you go slow and build up. THUMP I know this may sound sick, But right now I have such an overwhelming need to fuck you And not just conventional sex. I wish I could jump and thump you. TIT-FOR-TAT FROM NET From net: How did Bobbit respond? How come? How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw! UNCONDITIONAL You were very courteous, under the circumstances, So you can be at peace and see me, when you want. I do not expect you to change for me, as I love you, just the way you are. Enjoy your day & call me when you wana see me. You may ask yourself, how can I love you, but did not as much as touch you, as I sensed you were not inclined to that, after I prayed this morning for us to have the most wonderful day, though I foolishly omitted the word, together, from my prayer. The answer is quite simply that I love the untouchable trust that I know you are capable of, although I do question that what you do rather indiscriminately, so would it be rather selfish for me to wish for you to grant favour only unto me, as well as the inner beauty within you that any inclinations of unscrupulous opportunists may not lay a finger on. Regardless of good or bad, When I’m happy or say, I love you. |
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