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Blogs > racyredlace > The Lingerie Drawer

Time flies when you aren't having sex.  

racyredlace 53F
502 posts
5/13/2008 5:51 pm
Time flies when you aren't having sex.
Two months ago I joined this site with one thought on my mind, that thought was "I'm gonna get laid, and I'm gonna get laid a lot!" I figured I'd find a handful of friends with benefits, life would be good. Somewhere along the line my plan went awry. I actually made real friends, although they're in other ways very beneficial, or at least I think they try to be, it isn't quite what I was expecting. Real friends can be a pain in the ass! They get all whiny and needy and sad and confused and hell, I had to sign up on a website for this crap?

But, they also make me laugh. One of you is always good for an incredulous chuckle (sorry bud, but your new leaf looks a lot like your old leaf) Occasionally I get a big ol' belly laugh out of a comment someone makes. "I'm a pillar of my community, I'm just horny all the time." "Oh, you should never feel stupid about being on top, you could climb up there and make duck noises for all we care!" And the piece de resistance was a friend suggesting a P.R.N. list stood for Pecker Right Now, which is strangely accurate, and definitely the funniest thing I've heard in quite awhile.

So here's to all my friends, when you're happy, I'm happy; when you're sad, I'm invisible on messenger; and if you jumped off a bridge, I'd miss your stupid ass.

Now, about those benefits.....
totlpkg33 60M
Ask me for a photo

5/13/2008 8:05 pm

 Can I get an Amen!!?


rm_CUTTERTIM 66M
115 posts
5/14/2008 6:53 am

 Hummmmm.


gacek65 58M
Ask me for a photo

5/14/2008 11:34 am

 LMAO It is a new leaf!!!!!!!!!!


racyredlace 53F
147 posts
5/14/2008 3:36 pm

 You too huh?


racyredlace 53F
147 posts
5/14/2008 3:37 pm

 Uh-oh, he's thinking.


racyredlace 53F
147 posts
5/14/2008 3:39 pm
    Quoting gacek65:
    LMAO It is a new leaf!!!!!!!!!!
**chuckling incredulously**


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